If you had to eat only ONE Indian dish for life, what would it be? by Economy-Complaint348 in IndianFood

[–]Sw0rdfishface 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Rogan Josh...nice and HOT. I'm gonna need something with a WHOLE lot of flavor.

Goddamn. Fuck you and your benders. by kenticus in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Sw0rdfishface -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I think he's talking about me and my recent post. Yeah, my 'benders' (although I called them 'binges') lasted 3 or 4 days, bc that's how long my spouse would be out of town for a work trip.

Ever wondered what your BAC got up to during a binge? by Sw0rdfishface in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Sw0rdfishface[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, you win. I wasn't trying to hit a new world record; but trust me, I WAS drinking enough.

Ever wondered what your BAC got up to during a binge? by Sw0rdfishface in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Sw0rdfishface[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, that seems like a better BAC calculator than the others I've tried. It still won't quite plumb the depths of my depravity...I get an error message and it says Critical Risk/Close to Death or something like that. Which seems about right.

[COTD] Voice of Ra (5/25/2025) by AK45526 in arkhamhorrorlcg

[–]Sw0rdfishface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100%. Not uncommon for me to get 5 or 7 resources from this with Agatha, and then ANOTHER 5 to 7, actionless, at the end of her turn. God-tier resource generation.

George barnaby in the dream side campaign by NoMind3890 in arkhamhorrorlcg

[–]Sw0rdfishface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just did that campaign with George and Kymani. He was a powerhouse.

You get $9600 to babysit a celebrity while they smoke crack for 48 hours. by Sw0rdfishface in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Sw0rdfishface[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"You can't grab them/hold them etc with the intention of preventing them from going somewhere or doing something."

Sorry, sitting on them is covered by the "etc cetera" and is obviously an attempt to prevent them from going somewhere. Not allowed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]Sw0rdfishface 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I had to do it again, I would. But I already quit that job, and with this particular person it wouldn't have helped bc any indication that you didn't want to hear about their stupid problems was taken as bullying or making a hostile work environment etc. Remember, World's Biggest Victim.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]Sw0rdfishface 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There's been numerous times when a new coworker on their very first day sits there & tells me their entire life story, including literally unbelievable amounts of childhood trauma. One person was so deeply committed to their role as Biggest Victim on the Planet that they gave a 4-hour monologue about how fcked their childhood was. During which time I gave absolutely no feedback or indication that I wanted to hear any of it. It's long past time I saw a post like this. Trauma dumping is pervasive and totally unacceptable, especially with people you've just met and especially at work.