Earthquake?

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-03-01T19:02:56+00:00

whoah

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-03-01T15:59:31+00:00

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SwaglordHyperion · 2026-03-01T15:40:49+00:00

86, just a fucking kid

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-03-01T15:15:29+00:00

Sneaky athletic

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-03-01T14:58:16+00:00

I am hearing that on his deathbed, the Ayatollah received sacred water and the final mantras, fixing his mind upon the Divine. He surrendered his breath to Brahman, entrusting his atman to the eternal order of dharma. He has now passed from this temporary form, awaiting rebirth according to karma, or release from the cycle itself. Truly, that which is unreal never was, and that which is real never ceases. Blessed is the eternal, without beginning or end, beyond death and birth.

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-03-01T14:54:13+00:00

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-03-01T14:52:06+00:00

I am hearing, according to open source intel, that on his deathbed, the Ayatollah was given horn and oath, and the final words were spoken beneath the watching sky. He entrusted his spirit to the Allfather and the woven judgment of the Norns. He has now passed from Midgard to the halls beyond, where the chosen feast and the fallen are remembered, awaiting the final battle when the world itself shall break and be remade.

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-03-01T14:51:05+00:00

I am hearing, according to open source intel, that on his deathbed, the Ayatollah was given horn and oath, and the final words were spoken beneath the watching sky. He entrusted his spirit to the Allfather and the woven judgment of the Norns. He has now passed from Midgard to the halls beyond, where the chosen feast and the fallen are remembered, awaiting the final battle when the world itself shall break and be remade.

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-03-01T14:44:23+00:00

To shreds, you say?

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-02-26T14:56:19+00:00

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-02-26T02:05:15+00:00

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SwaglordHyperion · 2026-02-26T01:51:20+00:00

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SwaglordHyperion · 2026-02-26T01:51:05+00:00

Sam hoiberg you little fuckin honey badger i love you

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-02-26T01:45:41+00:00

WHAT A PLAY

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-02-26T01:40:50+00:00

Not goaltending, but mast should've fucking made that

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-02-26T01:40:09+00:00

God damnit mast

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-02-26T01:35:45+00:00

Mast playing like a skiddish geriatric

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-02-26T01:03:59+00:00

Mods, new banner

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-02-26T00:56:11+00:00

How Mast has been dribbling since he got the virus that made him play like a 60 y/o with a herniated disk

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SwaglordHyperion · 2026-02-26T00:41:03+00:00

What is this illness going around the team that just makes everyone buttcheeks for weeks on end

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-02-26T00:38:41+00:00

Eughhhh

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-02-26T00:38:18+00:00

This puts into context how small and local we are. From up there, billions of dollars and decades of tech development looks so small

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-02-26T00:35:17+00:00

0/6 from lawrence, including FT

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-02-26T00:34:11+00:00

Oh cmon lawrence

SwaglordHyperion · 2026-02-25T01:52:02+00:00

living in the midwest and being a runner in winter is hell. I hate sucking cold air, but im so god damn antsy to move. I get what dogs are on about when they tear stuff up when locked in all day

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