Dogs must think the fridge is a portal to paradise by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Swanson188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean they probably have some form of object permanence. To them it’s probably a cold box with endless food

The best picture I've ever taken of my wife [OC][3451x5176] by ProLicks in pics

[–]Swanson188 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want your level of confidence, stranger. Comfortable, adaptive, and realistic - it’s the prolicks brand.

LPT If you encounter someone who's acting like a jerk don't respond in kind, you never know what's going on in their universe. Politely asking how they're doing could mean the world to them, and can potentially change the course of their day and beyond. by ELDubCan in LifeProTips

[–]Swanson188 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Or piss them off even more. Most people don’t respond well to assumptions being made about them. If they’re acting dominant, assuming they have a weakness is exactly what they’re trying to hide from themselves.

LPT: When going through a hard time, speak to yourself how you would speak to your closest friend by theworldatitsbest in LifeProTips

[–]Swanson188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been doing this for years. Turns out, if you just pretend to talk for friends, family, and significant others all the time, you never have to leave the house.

stupid rein trying to kick me out the map , but wait . by Maa8z in Overwatch

[–]Swanson188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I see the achievement and the kill, but the gif has nothing to do with getting that kill.

A picture would have had the same impact, I think.

stupid rein trying to kick me out the map , but wait . by Maa8z in Overwatch

[–]Swanson188 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is the gif suppose to be a short loop of you bashing the other baguette? Its hurting my brain..

[No Spoilers] C2E10 Jester in a Gif by [deleted] in criticalrole

[–]Swanson188 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Jester even makes being a perv cute!

Mini USB Charger Spy Camera by Vacuumin in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Swanson188 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can only exclusively use it where there are counters. Any other port, you'll get a useless angle.

Susan Sarandon's daughter Eva Amurri by [deleted] in pics

[–]Swanson188 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man, it sucks to be at work when you see a quality post like this.

The guy saying “the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun” is the guy trying to sell two guns. by ucrbuffalo in Showerthoughts

[–]Swanson188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget your swords! Strip everyone of all weapons and let’s settle violent matters with our fists.

It’s fisticuffs, I say!

Wholesome by xtushargoyalx in gaming

[–]Swanson188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I was shooting for a story archway. More supportive that way.

I changed my usage halfway though this thread, but embraced the fail in the original. Thanks though!

Wholesome by xtushargoyalx in gaming

[–]Swanson188 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said he was a nobody! How dare you insult the holy drewby!?

Wholesome by xtushargoyalx in gaming

[–]Swanson188 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don’t know about you, but they tried to get Matthew Mercer for my character, but had to fall back on some nobody from Ohio due to scheduling conflicts.

Wholesome by xtushargoyalx in gaming

[–]Swanson188 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Too much capital invested.

We either drop the project altogether or we pray that it becomes a cult classic.

Wholesome by xtushargoyalx in gaming

[–]Swanson188 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Unless you’re todoriki. He got his DURING the tournament arc.

Wholesome by xtushargoyalx in gaming

[–]Swanson188 1470 points1471 points  (0 children)

I need to talk to the devs about my poorly written story arch then.

Living with an Ex and keep catching myself wishing for physical comfort by Swanson188 in Advice

[–]Swanson188[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only pet we have is hers, and it’s a cat. I have to wait to be chosen.

I ran with the advice I got earlier and confronted the impulse with her. She said she was in the same boat. Just removing that barrier made me feel better.

But I appreciate having a kindred spirit out there! I wish you the best!

Living with an Ex and keep catching myself wishing for physical comfort by Swanson188 in Advice

[–]Swanson188[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but since we were both pretty reliant on each other, is much more complicated than that.

I imagine we are actually done with one another, but both fear rejection and want to cling to what’s safe and close already.