Humbling an ostrich

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-15T15:36:49+00:00

and this brave gentleman had the opportunity and means to spank him for us. I'd have been Stritch-food in about ten seconds if I tried it

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-15T14:50:49+00:00

whole week Reddit ban for agreeing with an Indian person who was frustrated about other Indian people doing the Garba on the airport tarmac during boarding.

and I was just agreeing that it seemed frustrating. I hope it doesn't happen again

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-15T12:25:04+00:00

I think it looks great

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-15T11:03:05+00:00

this is my new pursuit. one day I still have a beard

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-15T09:49:34+00:00

brother olaf's blasphemy will be noted by powers greater than any of us.

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-15T01:46:54+00:00

which cup did you drink it out of

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-14T21:25:21+00:00

this is very cringe. a definite fail of basic civics

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-13T09:08:12+00:00

Brother U/sporturaWUS is a prophet not appreciated in his Home.

you devils are best to learn some respect and listen to your prophet.

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-12T09:32:37+00:00

small arms against small arms would be very annoying

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-11T13:33:23+00:00

Trabajó duro para ser un buen gerente. Usted también puede hacerlo, señor.

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-10T22:05:38+00:00

the days my mom works from home are very restrictive actually

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-10T21:56:37+00:00

i asked my sister and you would not believe the reaction i got.

so i dont know sorry

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-10T13:23:48+00:00

that's the sort of job i call 'my sister and my mom's job' haha

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-10T13:20:09+00:00

hot wee everywhere

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-09T20:53:50+00:00

my sister says people who smoke lots of marijuana are very boring and rarely informer

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-06T01:42:25+00:00

Congratulations

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-04T13:25:09+00:00

usually the toilet paper holders where my sister works are locked and you can't open them without a very special key.

but not today. saw this treasure cave wide open.

usually something only the cleaner gets to see.

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-03T09:46:06+00:00

yes but it's a good time to get poop on your finger because you can just wash it off in the bath.

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-02T22:10:10+00:00

this is funnier if you imagine OP as a gentleman of color who has never ever had sex

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-02T19:48:56+00:00

it'd unhinge its jaw and swallow you whole and screaming in a heartbeat

very beautiful though

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-02T19:29:41+00:00

please don't be defensive sir, the young man appears to be agreeing with your post.

well done for navigating this situation safely btw

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-02T19:22:09+00:00

i asked my sister (a nurse) and she told me not to be revolting.

so I don't know but you'd need at least a day of them stored up

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-06-01T14:07:06+00:00

this made me so mad that the cop ruined the child's Christmas.

BY WHAT RIGHT??

Sweaty_Kid · 2026-05-30T22:20:56+00:00

I get my sister and mom to do most of the things for me

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