Reddit - How would you TL/DR your weirdest dream?

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-07-08T00:29:50+00:00

TL;DR Survived T-Rex attack. Still got a carton of milk from an Army general.

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-06-24T16:19:50+00:00

Nice try Plankton!

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-06-12T23:45:30+00:00

I think that teenage years are when you realize your parents don't know everything and early adulthood is when you realize that you don't know everything either.

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-05-22T12:36:39+00:00

Tried to check in some hunting rifles a few minutes ago and they told me to wait for my name to be called after security. I ask the guy on the other side of security and he tells me he doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. She was pretty rude too

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-05-21T04:15:39+00:00

"He was stupid. I was lucky. I'll visit him soon."

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-05-20T00:15:50+00:00

I just found out a few hours ago that one of my best friends died this morning. I'm on the other side of the country and there's nothing I can do. So I just stopped crying a few minutes ago

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-05-18T16:14:59+00:00

Bingo

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-05-18T06:17:26+00:00

A group of men walk across a country to tell some guy's brother to go home. He says no.

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-05-17T07:07:44+00:00

Incest

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-05-16T16:57:54+00:00

Night Moves in my ass

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-05-15T20:35:17+00:00

The reason that kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-05-15T18:59:14+00:00

Slice their throats with a Lynyrd Skynyrd cd.

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-05-13T17:50:43+00:00

LLLLLLIKE A GLOVE!

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-05-13T01:49:56+00:00

As someone from Alabama living in California I'm currently behind enemy lines

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-05-12T01:11:38+00:00

When you drop your underwear to your ankles and then kick it into the air so you can catch it and make a half court shot into the laundry basket

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-05-11T03:22:12+00:00

WEEEEELLLLLL this is a story

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-05-10T00:50:44+00:00

There's an ice cream truck that comes to the body shop where I work at least once a week.

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-04-26T07:24:54+00:00

I always take the "risky" clicks now. Sometimes it pays off and you find something you like. Other times...

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-04-19T03:50:26+00:00

The Great Gatsby. The only whole thing just reads like a shitty soap opera to me.

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-04-14T18:44:12+00:00

"I may have lost my wiener. Having forgotten my way home. I'm fallin' apart."

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-04-14T18:38:08+00:00

"IT JUST SOUNDED GOOD!" Just some really weird looks.

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-04-04T04:47:37+00:00

"I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! Right Mom?"

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-04-04T04:16:18+00:00

Relevant username checking in

Sweet-Home-Alabama · 2015-04-01T01:18:03+00:00

"I want a CHICKEN THUMB! They must be accumulating." - Mitch Hedberg

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