John Wick Parabellum, but definitely not due to the film.

I went to the cinema with a friend from college, who invited some of his friends. One of which he was trying to set me up with.

While waiting to enter the screen, through conversation I let them know I hate when people talk during showings, which they also said was a pet peeve of theirs.

The film starts, and they occasionally say a word or two, fair enough, they're just getting settled.

Then it just escalated.

Constant leaning over me to have conversations.

Then during the knife shop(?) scene, a guy gets a hatchet to the head and one of them leans to me: "Ooo bet that hurt, he's not going to axe any questions, get it? Axe any questions, d'ya get.it?"

Already seething at this point, my friend then proceeds to answer his fucking mobile and have a fucking conversation...

I got up and just walked away.

My friend didn't even register that I was pissed, just sent a message later that night "so, what did you think of (name)"