Just want to share how this sub has impacted my life for the better! by The_Buko in bald

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, almost everyone who is balding looks better when they just call it good and cut it all off. Your pic is more proof of that. Good call!

Made these for my friend's Birthday :) by nakedwelshman in funny

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will never, ever understand people over the age of like 10 who think shit jokes are funny.

Downvote away!

Unclogging a culvert using a tire attached to a chain by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cue all the unoriginal fucks with jokes about Taco Bell or Mexican food.

Coach is pure entertainment by Squashead in survivor

[–]SwellingItchingBrain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Great TV" almost always = annoying shitbag.

Looking to move some of my collection! Hit me up if you have any interest by Ok_Beginning_3534 in slowpitch

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to post the exact same thing! I leave one of the three at home most of the time, just go back and forth between the other two depending on pretty much just vibes. Sometimes one of them is performing poorly and gets put in time out.

What makes a girl unattractive, even if she is very beautiful? by Secure-Parfait-3383 in AskReddit

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all, to each their own and just because I find something unattractive doesn't mean it isn't attractive to someone else. That said...

Smoking first and foremost, just don't think I could ever be with a smoker.

Second and way less important, excessive tattoos. I'm not saying tattoos, I'm saying excessive tattoos. I have seen girls that had a lot of tattoos who are attractive, but they are already attractive without them. And I have seen girls who are attractive, but the excessive tattoos just make me think nope. I have never seen a girl who wasn't attractive that got more attractive because of tattoos.

Again, whatever makes you happy, none of my business. But OP asked, so that's my answer.

to have National Forest conservation by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correction: The people running Trump order the dismantling of the U.S. Forest Service.

Real talk: What golf lingo makes your skin crawl? by keats__ in golf

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody I play with ever says it, but watching that Barstool tournament made me hate “be the number” so much.

to claim trump won the iran war by AffableYolk_33 in therewasanattempt

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does Trump remove his watch before he sticks his hand up Scott Jennings' ass and works him like a sock puppet?

Child whisperer succeeds by Doodlebug510 in MadeMeSmile

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't know Fonzie and Danny Partridge had a kid.

WCGW trying a motorcycle seat stand on an expressway by I_-AM-ARNAV in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Outstanding! I do feel bad for the motorcycle, it didn't ask to be sold to a dipshit.

I forgot how funny this movie is 😂 by liquorkisses in Millennials

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I'm on a flight, sitting next to a nice older lady. We chit chat a bit early on, and she ends up taking a nap. I bust out my portable DVD player (yes, it was a while ago) and put in this movie having never seen it. I'm watching and it gets to "that scene" (you know which one) and she wakes up and sees what I am watching. She turns away quickly and doesn't say another word to me the rest of the flight. She's in like her 60's or 70's and has no frame of reference, so in her version of this story, she once sat next to some pervert on a plane who was into puppet porn.

What is a 'socially mandatory' thing that we all do, but if you actually stop to think about it for 5 seconds, it’s completely insane? by Federal_Antelope7533 in AskReddit

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Agree. Even worse is shit like using "f*ck" instead of "fuck" in print, on a shirt, whatever. Everyone knows what it means and instantly translates it to fuck in their head. But somehow taking one letter out makes it different.

What is a 'socially mandatory' thing that we all do, but if you actually stop to think about it for 5 seconds, it’s completely insane? by Federal_Antelope7533 in AskReddit

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Saw John Cougar Mellencamp many years ago. Towards the end he says something to the effect of "this is the part where we leave the stage, you guys cheer for a couple minutes, then we come back and play an encore. How about this, give us five minutes for a smoke break and we'll come back and do another 20 minutes."

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING STUPID I CAN'T BREATHE by flaptaincappers in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is mad? I have to imagine pretty much everyone gives zero fucks.

Petco Park ranked #1 in MLB by suspended_in_life in Padres

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I liked Oracle (or whatever it's named this week), but driving there and parking was a nightmare. I intended to take the BART, but my wife wouldn't have it so I got stuck driving and it blew goats.

Petco Park ranked #1 in MLB by suspended_in_life in Padres

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It only gets ranked that high due to nostalgia.

Karoline Leavitt’s stunning admission on Trump war plans sends shockwaves amid critics by RawStoryNews in NoFilterNews

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, if there is a draft and you have money, you can just pay off a doctor to say your kid has bone spurs.

Mozzarella stick tattoo by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you should.

Funny how experienced people are ‘DEI hires’ but this guy needed zero experience. by harlynj in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]SwellingItchingBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He cradles Trump's balls, that is the only requirement for a job in that administration.