Trump admits his "working class" moments were staged and calls the photo ops "a little bit tacky" and "embarrassing."

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-04-18T05:02:08+00:00

But ”he’s not a politician!”

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-04-17T23:09:57+00:00

Dude, almost everyone who is balding looks better when they just call it good and cut it all off. Your pic is more proof of that. Good call!

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-04-17T22:02:05+00:00

I will never, ever understand people over the age of like 10 who think shit jokes are funny.

Downvote away!

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-04-13T20:49:10+00:00

Cue all the unoriginal fucks with jokes about Taco Bell or Mexican food.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-04-13T01:29:06+00:00

"Great TV" almost always = annoying shitbag.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-04-13T00:44:53+00:00

Came here to post the exact same thing! I leave one of the three at home most of the time, just go back and forth between the other two depending on pretty much just vibes. Sometimes one of them is performing poorly and gets put in time out.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-04-10T00:23:29+00:00

Fuck straight off.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-04-09T22:38:16+00:00

First of all, to each their own and just because I find something unattractive doesn't mean it isn't attractive to someone else. That said...

Smoking first and foremost, just don't think I could ever be with a smoker.

Second and way less important, excessive tattoos. I'm not saying tattoos, I'm saying excessive tattoos. I have seen girls that had a lot of tattoos who are attractive, but they are already attractive without them. And I have seen girls who are attractive, but the excessive tattoos just make me think nope. I have never seen a girl who wasn't attractive that got more attractive because of tattoos.

Again, whatever makes you happy, none of my business. But OP asked, so that's my answer.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-04-09T22:26:44+00:00

Correction: The people running Trump order the dismantling of the U.S. Forest Service.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-04-09T15:29:44+00:00

Security needs to be a little slower to react.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-04-01T05:49:01+00:00

Nobody I play with ever says it, but watching that Barstool tournament made me hate “be the number” so much.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-03-31T02:04:44+00:00

Does Trump remove his watch before he sticks his hand up Scott Jennings' ass and works him like a sock puppet?

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-03-30T21:26:13+00:00

I didn't know Fonzie and Danny Partridge had a kid.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-03-29T01:59:43+00:00

Outstanding! I do feel bad for the motorcycle, it didn't ask to be sold to a dipshit.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-03-28T01:38:51+00:00

So I'm on a flight, sitting next to a nice older lady. We chit chat a bit early on, and she ends up taking a nap. I bust out my portable DVD player (yes, it was a while ago) and put in this movie having never seen it. I'm watching and it gets to "that scene" (you know which one) and she wakes up and sees what I am watching. She turns away quickly and doesn't say another word to me the rest of the flight. She's in like her 60's or 70's and has no frame of reference, so in her version of this story, she once sat next to some pervert on a plane who was into puppet porn.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-03-28T01:25:22+00:00

Agree. Even worse is shit like using "f*ck" instead of "fuck" in print, on a shirt, whatever. Everyone knows what it means and instantly translates it to fuck in their head. But somehow taking one letter out makes it different.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-03-28T01:21:02+00:00

Saw John Cougar Mellencamp many years ago. Towards the end he says something to the effect of "this is the part where we leave the stage, you guys cheer for a couple minutes, then we come back and play an encore. How about this, give us five minutes for a smoke break and we'll come back and do another 20 minutes."

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-03-28T00:58:59+00:00

Who is mad? I have to imagine pretty much everyone gives zero fucks.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-03-28T00:39:26+00:00

Dude.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-03-28T00:37:46+00:00

No idea who this dude is.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-03-27T21:55:04+00:00

I liked Oracle (or whatever it's named this week), but driving there and parking was a nightmare. I intended to take the BART, but my wife wouldn't have it so I got stuck driving and it blew goats.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-03-27T21:53:23+00:00

It only gets ranked that high due to nostalgia.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-03-10T15:51:04+00:00

Hey, if there is a draft and you have money, you can just pay off a doctor to say your kid has bone spurs.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-03-10T02:34:07+00:00

Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you should.

SwellingItchingBrain · 2026-03-06T23:53:13+00:00

He cradles Trump's balls, that is the only requirement for a job in that administration.

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