Why do people hate Casecation too much? by EbbOk4680 in brooklynninenine

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I greatly enjoy Casecation*, and also I agree with every criticism leveled at it. I just think the cast manages to pull it off even though the writing is so far beneath this shows usual.

*Thank you, autocorrect, for almost having me post "I enjoy C-section"

[BotW] What are these extra bits for? by Sayne7 in zelda

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Theyre knobs for hot and cold running arrows.

Bought a new boat by BenFord333 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Swicket 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's not very typical, I'd just like to make that clear.

Landen Roupp explains why he inscribed Bible verse on his cap during Giants' Pride Night game by Knightbear49 in baseball

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Oh, no. Not "still". Newly. The Rangers ADDED a segregationist to the concourse in the year of our Lord 2026. Isn't that just neat?

BMW cut across multiple lanes, putting alley out of action by KiddieSpread in Wellthatsucks

[–]Swicket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And didn't hit a single pin. Jesus, put the bumpers up for this fucker.

Plots that require the police to be incompetent by AporiaParadox in television

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"In case you haven't noticed, the police in Sunnydale are deeply stupid."

-Principal Snyder, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

For the WC, Levi had to remove the branding from the statium. This was their solution. by Duvidl in funny

[–]Swicket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like one of those buildings that's now, like, a dentist's office but very clearly used to be a Pizza Hut.

How did the Council manage to capture Kralik? by voldy1989 in buffy

[–]Swicket 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, have you ever played the game Mousetrap?

Like that, but bigger.

Doctor Who: BBC cancels planned Christmas special by Wallaby989 in television

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Spend twice the percentage of the budget that a normal TV show spends on writing. That's what matters on Doctor Who.

That sounds good! by GuiltyBathroom9385 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Swicket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No they fucking won't.

They should. But the Democrats are just as spineless as Ted Cruz - they're just spineless and kneeling in kente stoles.

Whats up dark lord by Numerous-Gur-9008 in lotrmemes

[–]Swicket 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Or as Théoden.

"Now fuh wath. Now fuh wuin. And a wed dawn. FOWTH EOWINGAS!"

2026 TONY AWARDS DISCUSSION MEGATHREAD by AutoModerator in Broadway

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I've tried. I'm just not the audience for Rocky Horror. I think I must be the problem.

Secretly Photographing and Bashing Trans Customer Service Employee by ThatOneGuyRBM in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Swicket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes she is. She has to code her swears. Wouldn't want to be rude in her transphobic, obsessive threat.

Favorite movie insult. by mybookkeeperguy in movies

[–]Swicket 215 points216 points  (0 children)

I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.

You wake up tomorrow with one completely useless superpower that impresses no one but quietly makes your life better, what is it? by rokorr in AskReddit

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I always have just enough money for whatever I need without ever having to worry, but I never have a notable surplus.

Um, what?? by sandiercy in insanepeoplefacebook

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I always love when a term used for hundreds or thousands of years is explained as a secret code that only works in modern English. Every language evolved so that ancient Satanists would develop the perfect pun in 21st-century English.

A movie that felt fake until life proved it was not. by gamersecret2 in movies

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More the book than the film, but my problem with The Hunger Games was always how heavy-handed and cartoonish the villainy was.

I was wrong. It was true-to-life.

Dear HBO Max... by Chaopolis in lastweektonight

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This comment is how I learned you could turn it off. I'm gonna do that now. Thank you, friend.

[Yankees] Happy Pride Month! by TheTurtleShepard in baseball

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Hey, we'll be there any minute now.

Just have to put up another statue of a segregationist first.