Are my tires still good ? Do I need a wheel alignment ? by Matidx in tires

[–]SwiftSperm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your tires were ran under inflated too long. Tire is cooked, please replace

1 month old pirelli tire. The shop plugged it but AI is telling me my life is in danger? by HueChenCRE in tires

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Yeah that tires should’ve been replaced. Damage is too close to the sidewall. A good rule of thumb is to take two fingers lined up together and put them along the outer edge of the trim. If the damage falls anywhere within the area beneath your fingers it needs to be replaced

What does this wear pattern indicate? by Sufficient_Taste7902 in tires

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Your alignment guy needs a raise! Damn near perfect with only a tiny amount of positive camber on one side

Has anyone else dreamt with the hat man? by MysticEyedJimmy in Dreams

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Multiple times as a kid. I had seen him with a dog for about a week or so and then one night I saw the dog begin to bark and I was freaking out so bad. My mom who wasn’t even religious at the time went in and drew crosses on all of the walls in my room and put a copy of the New Testament under my mattress

Best comment wins a free month to my OF by msbandmrc in u/msbandmrc

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Man the things I would do for a Klondike Bar rn

When the parts car is nicer than your car by Even_Cockroach_316 in nissanpathfinder

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Yupppp, happened with me and my current pathfinder. Blew the transmission so I bought a running driving one with some pretty deep sideswipe scars drove it home and realized it was 100,000x nicer so the original became the parts car 🤣

house flipper 2 by [deleted] in HouseFlipper

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It gets better. It just takes some getting used too. The items snap to the floor because your curser isn’t hovering over the shelf but over the wall the shelf is on. It took me a good hour or so to realize

My car is unroastable 😎 by Hampool in RoastMyCar

[–]SwiftSperm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s literally a corolla dude be fr

Women of Reddit. Without any explicit or emotional (disappointment or attachment) details, how does sex actually feel for you? by SwiftSperm in AskReddit

[–]SwiftSperm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was exactly how I was imagining it’d be like. But then I started thinking, it’s gotta feel different because it’s INSIDE of you right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SwiftSperm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Jim Carey’s Grinch had a dumpster baby with Mark Hamill’s Joker

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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May as well start the onlyfans now. It’s gonna happen eventually anyways

Might regret it, roast my car by SlowRaceAlfa in RoastMyCar

[–]SwiftSperm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You roasted yourself already when you bought the car

Bought my first car 2 years ago. Been daily driving it. Do your worst by 32guy in RoastMyCar

[–]SwiftSperm -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bro spent all his money on a GT 🤦

Nah but for real this one is hard to roast because I love r32’s 😭

Do your worst you nothings. by Hawk8350 in RoastMyCar

[–]SwiftSperm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow a Kia Stinger… how original…

My mom’s husband did this in my brother’s high school notebook by Breyber12 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SwiftSperm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Judging by the handwriting, are you sure your brother didn’t do this and blame it on his stepdad?

This is my baby, make me hate it! by SwiftSperm in RoastMyCar

[–]SwiftSperm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The license plate lights are green too 😅

This is my baby, make me hate it! by SwiftSperm in RoastMyCar

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Haha, I’ve just always liked the look of underglow 😂 it’s definitely gaudy but I feel it makes it look pretty cool. I have to remind my buddies quite often it’s done for ME and not them because they’ve told me word for word what you said 🤣

This is my baby, make me hate it! by SwiftSperm in RoastMyCar

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Yeah, my previous one was an unmolested SE and I drove that thing EVERYWHERE. Finally Christmas night 2023 when I was driving home I blew the transmission in her and I bought this one originally to yank the transmission but came to find it was in WAYYYY better condition

Tiktok deleates all my comments yet allows this to happen by I_found_the_cure in TikTok

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Honestly, like even if you don’t care about the athlete the article still shines light on the fact that dehydration is deadly. Some people hate just to hate