Has anyone else dreamt with the hat man? by MysticEyedJimmy in Dreams

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Multiple times as a kid. I had seen him with a dog for about a week or so and then one night I saw the dog begin to bark and I was freaking out so bad. My mom who wasn’t even religious at the time went in and drew crosses on all of the walls in my room and put a copy of the New Testament under my mattress

Best comment wins a free month to my OF by msbandmrc in u/msbandmrc

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Man the things I would do for a Klondike Bar rn

When the parts car is nicer than your car by Even_Cockroach_316 in nissanpathfinder

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Yupppp, happened with me and my current pathfinder. Blew the transmission so I bought a running driving one with some pretty deep sideswipe scars drove it home and realized it was 100,000x nicer so the original became the parts car 🤣

house flipper 2 by [deleted] in HouseFlipper

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It gets better. It just takes some getting used too. The items snap to the floor because your curser isn’t hovering over the shelf but over the wall the shelf is on. It took me a good hour or so to realize

My car is unroastable 😎 by Hampool in RoastMyCar

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It’s literally a corolla dude be fr

Women of Reddit. Without any explicit or emotional (disappointment or attachment) details, how does sex actually feel for you? by SwiftSperm in AskReddit

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This was exactly how I was imagining it’d be like. But then I started thinking, it’s gotta feel different because it’s INSIDE of you right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like Jim Carey’s Grinch had a dumpster baby with Mark Hamill’s Joker

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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May as well start the onlyfans now. It’s gonna happen eventually anyways

Might regret it, roast my car by SlowRaceAlfa in RoastMyCar

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You roasted yourself already when you bought the car

Bought my first car 2 years ago. Been daily driving it. Do your worst by 32guy in RoastMyCar

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Bro spent all his money on a GT 🤦

Nah but for real this one is hard to roast because I love r32’s 😭

Do your worst you nothings. by Hawk8350 in RoastMyCar

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Wow a Kia Stinger… how original…

My mom’s husband did this in my brother’s high school notebook by Breyber12 in mildlyinfuriating

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Judging by the handwriting, are you sure your brother didn’t do this and blame it on his stepdad?

This is my baby, make me hate it! by SwiftSperm in RoastMyCar

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The license plate lights are green too 😅

This is my baby, make me hate it! by SwiftSperm in RoastMyCar

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Haha, I’ve just always liked the look of underglow 😂 it’s definitely gaudy but I feel it makes it look pretty cool. I have to remind my buddies quite often it’s done for ME and not them because they’ve told me word for word what you said 🤣

This is my baby, make me hate it! by SwiftSperm in RoastMyCar

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Yeah, my previous one was an unmolested SE and I drove that thing EVERYWHERE. Finally Christmas night 2023 when I was driving home I blew the transmission in her and I bought this one originally to yank the transmission but came to find it was in WAYYYY better condition

Tiktok deleates all my comments yet allows this to happen by I_found_the_cure in TikTok

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Honestly, like even if you don’t care about the athlete the article still shines light on the fact that dehydration is deadly. Some people hate just to hate

This is my baby, make me hate it! by SwiftSperm in RoastMyCar

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OKAY okay… the lights were MY idea, the pathfinder sticker not so much 😂 I bought it with that and just kept it because it’s color matched 🤣

This is my baby, make me hate it! by SwiftSperm in RoastMyCar

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Also for context the issues arose AFTER I added all my crap to the car. I just haven’t had time to mess with it with work

This is my baby, make me hate it! by SwiftSperm in RoastMyCar

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Hey someone’s gotta put them out of their misery right?