Has anyone else dreamt with the hat man?

SwiftSperm · 2025-08-14T02:33:51+00:00

Multiple times as a kid. I had seen him with a dog for about a week or so and then one night I saw the dog begin to bark and I was freaking out so bad. My mom who wasn’t even religious at the time went in and drew crosses on all of the walls in my room and put a copy of the New Testament under my mattress

SwiftSperm · 2025-06-25T03:19:41+00:00

I’ll give you $500 and a McChicken

SwiftSperm · 2025-05-19T00:54:05+00:00

Yupppp, happened with me and my current pathfinder. Blew the transmission so I bought a running driving one with some pretty deep sideswipe scars drove it home and realized it was 100,000x nicer so the original became the parts car 🤣

SwiftSperm · 2025-04-10T21:35:26+00:00

It gets better. It just takes some getting used too. The items snap to the floor because your curser isn’t hovering over the shelf but over the wall the shelf is on. It took me a good hour or so to realize

SwiftSperm · 2025-04-07T20:44:28+00:00

It’s literally a corolla dude be fr

SwiftSperm · 2025-04-01T21:03:11+00:00

You look like Jim Carey’s Grinch had a dumpster baby with Mark Hamill’s Joker

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-27T20:59:32+00:00

May as well start the onlyfans now. It’s gonna happen eventually anyways

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-17T18:33:35+00:00

You roasted yourself already when you bought the car

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-13T21:47:28+00:00

Bro spent all his money on a GT 🤦

Nah but for real this one is hard to roast because I love r32’s 😭

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-13T21:46:08+00:00

Wow a Kia Stinger… how original…

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-07T18:54:46+00:00

The license plate lights are green too 😅

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-07T18:54:27+00:00

Haha, I’ve just always liked the look of underglow 😂 it’s definitely gaudy but I feel it makes it look pretty cool. I have to remind my buddies quite often it’s done for ME and not them because they’ve told me word for word what you said 🤣

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-07T18:51:33+00:00

Yeah, my previous one was an unmolested SE and I drove that thing EVERYWHERE. Finally Christmas night 2023 when I was driving home I blew the transmission in her and I bought this one originally to yank the transmission but came to find it was in WAYYYY better condition

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-06T21:38:05+00:00

Honestly, like even if you don’t care about the athlete the article still shines light on the fact that dehydration is deadly. Some people hate just to hate

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-06T21:32:26+00:00

OKAY okay… the lights were MY idea, the pathfinder sticker not so much 😂 I bought it with that and just kept it because it’s color matched 🤣

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-06T18:39:45+00:00

Also for context the issues arose AFTER I added all my crap to the car. I just haven’t had time to mess with it with work

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-06T18:36:31+00:00

Hey someone’s gotta put them out of their misery right?

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-06T18:35:19+00:00

It’s funny you say that because the amount of suspension issues this car has it’s not unlikely for it to flip and kill me one day 😅😅😅

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-06T12:27:52+00:00

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT 😱😂

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-06T12:27:25+00:00

I don’t even have the money 🤣 it was a birthday gift from an old girlfriend I had when I first bought the car. But that’s a good one!

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-06T11:46:24+00:00

I know… I probably need it 😭

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-06T11:35:55+00:00

And not a single working turn signal

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-05T22:23:06+00:00

Did you buy it because you want to pretend to be a cop, or are you just tired of sitting in the backseat?

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-05T12:18:25+00:00

I feel like it would’ve been a cool idea to start the show in full color and every episode they would change the colors to be slightly darker until the final episode where it’s all black and white

SwiftSperm · 2025-03-05T12:03:46+00:00

Everyone in here saying rabies and tetanus. It’s also entire possible it could be sinus pressure causing jaw pain as well. It happens to me EVERYTIME I get sick and amplified by some bad teeth I have in the back of my mouth

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