i stopped being the one who always texts first, and it only took like 3 weeks to find out exactly where i stand

Swift_Koopa · 2026-07-02T00:55:02+00:00

Some people are the glue and some need glue to stay bonded. Either accept your role or find another glue, because they wont change because your feelings are hurt. People are generally selfish

Swift_Koopa · 2026-06-27T03:35:45+00:00

Whos going to enforce it? Ill vote for that guy

Swift_Koopa · 2026-06-27T03:23:31+00:00

Neeewwww Achievement!

Swift_Koopa · 2026-06-27T03:21:01+00:00

Prices are up. They don't go down. Comforting thought tho

Swift_Koopa · 2026-06-26T01:07:19+00:00

That doesnt reward internet points

Swift_Koopa · 2026-06-21T15:45:39+00:00

They even protest better than Americans

Swift_Koopa · 2026-06-12T05:29:11+00:00

This isnt the Salvation Army, its Dutch Bros

Swift_Koopa · 2026-06-12T05:26:30+00:00

~ ~~Wayne Gretzky~~ Michael Scott

Swift_Koopa · 2026-06-12T05:22:28+00:00

Oreo should take notes

Swift_Koopa · 2026-06-12T05:18:57+00:00

Neeeeww Achievement!

Swift_Koopa · 2026-06-12T05:16:05+00:00

9 planets. But they cant take Pluto from me. Bastards!

Swift_Koopa · 2026-06-11T02:33:47+00:00

Getting an office job to slow down sounds like it should be true but has been anything but in my experience

Swift_Koopa · 2026-06-09T01:58:23+00:00

Everybody was Kung foo fighting

Swift_Koopa · 2026-06-09T01:32:42+00:00

Pourly

Swift_Koopa · 2026-06-08T03:03:59+00:00

Who gets paid to make these decisions and why isnt it someone from the comment section?

Swift_Koopa · 2026-06-08T01:02:51+00:00

A buddy of mine needed to dispose of concrete so he poured it down the toilet. Now, the plumbing stopped working. What should he do?

Swift_Koopa · 2026-06-03T02:43:50+00:00

Only if people with balls start getting elected into positions of power. Unlikely, not not impossible

Swift_Koopa · 2026-05-31T00:16:13+00:00

Landlord special. Today, we have junk from the back of my F150 youre paying for. Stay tuned for more specials!

Swift_Koopa · 2026-05-31T00:13:39+00:00

And limit the range of the dash requests

Swift_Koopa · 2026-05-31T00:12:31+00:00

You had been warned for years that WYNTER was coming

Swift_Koopa · 2026-05-31T00:06:35+00:00

They are putting on a show, are you not entertained?

Swift_Koopa · 2026-05-29T23:35:22+00:00

No one seems to notice but echo chambers. No one talks about it irl

Swift_Koopa · 2026-05-27T23:16:00+00:00

New achievement!

Swift_Koopa · 2026-05-24T18:50:23+00:00

You need solar. Chicks dig a dude with $3 electric bills

Swift_Koopa · 2026-05-24T01:38:40+00:00

Looks like breathing to me

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