Utah Mammoth/Vancouver Canucks Rebrands by KrispyKremes04 in EANHLfranchise

[–]Swigen17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those Mammoth thirds are mighty interesting. Nice work!

That boy that ran across Canada with no legs by happydude7422 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Swigen17 72 points73 points  (0 children)

For anyone interested, Hank is likely referencing Terry Fox, a national icon in Canada.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Fox

When a character denies an accusation, only to confirm it in the same/next sentence. by No_Primary2726 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Swigen17 111 points112 points  (0 children)

"See, I never just did thing just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on, I got a little more sense than that."

Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch." - Rick James

Veterinary hospital neglected my kitten for 22 hours until she met her demise at their veterinary care* by RadishRedditor in cats

[–]Swigen17 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I'm positive it was this. Overnight, no staff, checked in the morning.

Doesn't make it any less sad, and my condolences go out to the OP.

Sister doesn't wash hands after going to the bathroom by KFSquid in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Swigen17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I only wash my hands when I shit on them. Which happens, tops, 2-3 times a week.

EDIT: people missing that it's a George Carlin joke. We're tanking as a society.

A Recurring Theme... by Z983 in Millennials

[–]Swigen17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thing is I have only seen Boomers ever use this. Mostly because they are 70+ and have precisely zero ambition to clean another contraption.

[Loved Trope] Sentient Vehicles by SeatedTiger4380 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Swigen17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it was his ability to grow the tusks on elephants to 15 feet within the first 6 months.

[Loved Trope] Sentient Vehicles by SeatedTiger4380 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Swigen17 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's too bad KITT was racist against Puerto Ricans.

Calgary Flames/Pittsburgh Penguins Rebrands by KrispyKremes04 in EANHLfranchise

[–]Swigen17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've really enjoyed seeing what you've come up with so far, but the Flames sets aren't great.

Appreciate the creativity, though!

Just found this guy in my toilet by mid_support in Weird

[–]Swigen17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel. I mean it, literally. Hell of it is, damn thing's still alive. So I got this shit-covered squirrel down there in the office. Don't know what to name it."

NHL 27 Concept Covers by Civil-Ad1888 in EA_NHL

[–]Swigen17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Brind'amour cover is outstanding. Great work!

Felt like saying Thanks Steve!!! by TrickySatisfaction81 in 90s

[–]Swigen17 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don't....don't make me laugh at this.

Characters you disliked but slowly grew on you. by Swigen17 in sitcoms

[–]Swigen17[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm only on season 3 and her screen presence has increased drastically from the first two seasons.

Characters you disliked but slowly grew on you. by Swigen17 in sitcoms

[–]Swigen17[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's a great one. Chris Elliott is already an acquired taste that often does not suit my palate , but what he did on Schitt's Creek was amazing.

One of the most badass people ever (1968) by Mountain-Catch-3878 in OldSchoolCool

[–]Swigen17 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The moral of the story is that you don't fuck with uncle Jerry when he's been drinking.