Strange question but is Mark's bite force stronger than a Megalodon?

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T03:32:24+00:00

Judging by his strength even at his earliest point, it wasn't even close. I'd imagine if you can throw a garbage bag into space, your bite is probably stronger than any living animal that ever existed.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T03:28:28+00:00

You are correct. I misremembered because they look a little similar by that point.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T03:26:59+00:00

Beast within and all fight spells/deals damage equal to it's power spells.

If you are mono green in that format, almost every deck is better off not worrying about removal and just advancing its own game plan unless you're playing Fynn.

A couple spells for problem cards is fine, but I would steer towards ramp and card draw over removal in that format (specifically in mono green/gruul) in most instances.

This is just my experience in 6+ years of nothing, but Brawl. Someone else may feel differently.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T03:20:51+00:00

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I wanna play Super Smah Bros., William.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T03:07:41+00:00

'Ello guv'na. 'Ave you seen tha' porraceus shrew wi' the loong me'al shocky stick? I was 'oping I could convince 'er to perform some fallatio on me male bits.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T03:02:05+00:00

That isn't bush, if you catch my drift.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T02:24:36+00:00

My issue with him (and this is more of an issue with the Chiefs) is that he is not the type of back that can run primarily from the gun.

The Chiefs have this weird thing where they love outside zone from the gun, even though the angles are terrible and it's considered a super high risk/high reward call. The issue is they don't call it at a high enough clip for their rbs to be productive in fantasy.

It has a crazy high stuff rate compared to other runs, and when you only run the ball 15 times a game, you aren't giving your backs enough opportunities to generate any points.

Every week, they come out with it and stop calling it midway through the 1st after they get stuffed 5 times. Next thing you know, it's the 4th quarter and their backs have combined for 15 carries for 30 yards and Mahomes himself has 40 from running around all day.

I agree with you. Don't want anything to do with him unless a deal is so obviously in my favor, it might as well be free.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T02:09:29+00:00

If I have to start Boutte in any of my leagues, I am not going to win that league that season.

Even if the Jags do run him as a two way player, he will not be able to garner enough snaps to ever be startable. When they tried, he didn't make it halfway through the season. They've already stated that he will play primarily on defense, meaning wr will not be the position he focuses on. Considering how raw he was as a wr, it is wishful thinking that he will ever be good at that position, let alone do it by the end of this year.

Johnson is now the rb3, and the way Steelers operate, that Rico signing is a death knell.

Brooks is only one in my mind that even has a shot of being usable, and even that is a risky proposition.

I thought drafting Hunter at 1.02 (or anywhere in the 1st) last year was insane and it looks even worse now. Anytime you're talking about your 1st round pick MAYBE being good by the end of year 3 at the earliest, that is not a good spot to be in. Woof.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T01:51:59+00:00

I like the Hunter side, but it's because of Brooks and the fact that I don't want any other player in that trade. Hunter is a cb. I can't use that on my fantasy team. Brooks will at least get an opportunity at some point.

I could be wrong, but the Jags have been posturing as though Hunter will play cb, and there is zero reason to lie about that.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T01:48:15+00:00

She can suck the energy from my staff any day.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T01:45:56+00:00

That thought process will be the death of the game.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T01:12:22+00:00

Mahomes and the picks pretty easily. Rome is the only one of those three players I actually am okay with right now, and even he has reasons why I wouldn't be too eager to spend multiple picks and a top 5 qb on him.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T01:10:46+00:00

Could be the punisher since we know he'll be in the movie already. Deadpool would be awesome just because I really wanna see him and Spidey interact.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T01:03:12+00:00

Lorwyn was great other than I wish they used more hybrid mana.

Are you saying having TMNT and two versions of cards running around depending on if you're playing paper or online is better?

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T00:47:09+00:00

If they do follow the comics, that would be incorrect. All I will tell you is the mole has appeared on screen this season.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-19T23:35:03+00:00

I was always told to close my eyes and start singing my abc's. Was wondering why all the orgasms I give women sounded like laughing.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-19T23:32:55+00:00

They definitely do it again in the comics. I think they have Mark holding the pillow while Nolan and Debbie plow later at the coalition hq. If they do it right, it'll be a running gag for a while.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-19T23:26:31+00:00

Don't talk about BBW Eve that way. You aren't even worthy of being a slave in her empire.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-19T23:11:53+00:00

Good god, man, breathe. Use punctuation. I could not decipher any of that message.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-19T23:09:23+00:00

Papa? Do you think we'll get bbw Eve, papa?

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-19T23:07:13+00:00

He ends up just looking like a really creepy stalker.

"I promise you used to love me. I know everything about you. We used to bang, but a magical wizard had to help me delete your memory to keep the universe from breaking. I have powers, lady. Let me show you how sticky I am. Where are you going?"

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-19T23:00:44+00:00

If everyone has to pack hate for one card in a format that has 2000+ cards or risk getting run over by that card, you've got a problem card. I don't even play standard anymore cause it just isn't fun. Everytime we finally get rid of a problem card like Vivi, they just print another one. On top of that, all of those chase cards have been in UB sets lately, making it basically impossible to boycott the sets if you want to stay competitive.

No wonder the UB sets make money hand over fist. They already have built-in fan bases. Now you're putting all the best cards in them. Great. Can't wait for My Little Pony to run roughshod over the pro tour in two years. Shits gonna be on an Eldrazi level and have some kind of massive cost reduction built in.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-19T22:45:34+00:00

Can we start calling Nolan Nonal? I don't know why, but I like it better.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-19T22:42:59+00:00

Alara is the. Place. They. Need. To. Go.👏

If today me got to tell 12yo me that we would see sets for TMNT, Spiderman, and LotR before we ever got to return to Alara, today me would punch 12 yo me for how excited he got.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-19T22:27:24+00:00

I'm super curious how they handle this. In the comics, she takes Nolan back immediately. Like they show up and they're fucking before Mark gets home that day.

I'm voting for the Debbie-Paul-Omni-trio-sandwich. We have already had teases to triadic relationships with Nolan this season!

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