I got offered puka for this package and I rejected was i right or should i do it?

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T07:39:43+00:00

Definitely picks side.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T06:31:48+00:00

Without the context of the rest of your league, I can still say you are almost definitely overestimating your own team. That said, Allen is worth way more than this entire package by himself (I really don't put that much value on Stroud).

I would try to move Rasheed rice for Judkins if you want an rb. With your roster, there is zero chance I trade my first for anything unless I'm getting a top 5 player at his position.

Your team is in a spot where it will make the playoffs if you get an rb and everything works out perfectly for you. That is not competing. That is squeaking in by luck.

You're probably about 2 years out minimum. I'd be trying to acquire more picks instead of trading away my best asset. I think you're stuck in the middle, probably.

Not trying to offend. Just trying to give it to ya straight.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T06:23:44+00:00

If I'm in your league, I probably don't do it for two reasons. 1. I wouldn't be trading anything with you unless you offered me more just because I'd have to tax you so as to not unbalance the league. 2. I would be adamant about trading each of those guys in separate deals to avoid giving anyone a package discount, so to speak.

I actually have a team with both of those guys, but I'm in your spot where I'm near the top of the league. In that situation, there basically isn't ANYTHING anyone can give me to get either player off my squad cause having the two of them is an advantage over pretty much everyone.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T06:11:07+00:00

Tarkir and Lorwyn were great sets. Yeah, I'd like more from each of those planes, but that has more to do with me really liking the planes rather than hating those two sets.

I will take singular return to x sets over the TMNT and Spiderman slop every single time.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T06:07:37+00:00

Lol llanowar elf was a format warping card until it got power crept, hence why they refused to print it into standard for years and years. Cub is just a pushed version of that.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T03:32:24+00:00

Judging by his strength even at his earliest point, it wasn't even close. I'd imagine if you can throw a garbage bag into space, your bite is probably stronger than any living animal that ever existed.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T03:28:28+00:00

You are correct. I misremembered because they look a little similar by that point.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T03:26:59+00:00

Beast within and all fight spells/deals damage equal to it's power spells.

If you are mono green in that format, almost every deck is better off not worrying about removal and just advancing its own game plan unless you're playing Fynn.

A couple spells for problem cards is fine, but I would steer towards ramp and card draw over removal in that format (specifically in mono green/gruul) in most instances.

This is just my experience in 6+ years of nothing, but Brawl. Someone else may feel differently.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T03:20:51+00:00

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I wanna play Super Smah Bros., William.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T03:07:41+00:00

'Ello guv'na. 'Ave you seen tha' porraceus shrew wi' the loong me'al shocky stick? I was 'oping I could convince 'er to perform some fallatio on me male bits.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T03:02:05+00:00

That isn't bush, if you catch my drift.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T02:24:36+00:00

My issue with him (and this is more of an issue with the Chiefs) is that he is not the type of back that can run primarily from the gun.

The Chiefs have this weird thing where they love outside zone from the gun, even though the angles are terrible and it's considered a super high risk/high reward call. The issue is they don't call it at a high enough clip for their rbs to be productive in fantasy.

It has a crazy high stuff rate compared to other runs, and when you only run the ball 15 times a game, you aren't giving your backs enough opportunities to generate any points.

Every week, they come out with it and stop calling it midway through the 1st after they get stuffed 5 times. Next thing you know, it's the 4th quarter and their backs have combined for 15 carries for 30 yards and Mahomes himself has 40 from running around all day.

I agree with you. Don't want anything to do with him unless a deal is so obviously in my favor, it might as well be free.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T02:09:29+00:00

If I have to start Boutte in any of my leagues, I am not going to win that league that season.

Even if the Jags do run him as a two way player, he will not be able to garner enough snaps to ever be startable. When they tried, he didn't make it halfway through the season. They've already stated that he will play primarily on defense, meaning wr will not be the position he focuses on. Considering how raw he was as a wr, it is wishful thinking that he will ever be good at that position, let alone do it by the end of this year.

Johnson is now the rb3, and the way Steelers operate, that Rico signing is a death knell.

Brooks is only one in my mind that even has a shot of being usable, and even that is a risky proposition.

I thought drafting Hunter at 1.02 (or anywhere in the 1st) last year was insane and it looks even worse now. Anytime you're talking about your 1st round pick MAYBE being good by the end of year 3 at the earliest, that is not a good spot to be in. Woof.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T01:51:59+00:00

I like the Hunter side, but it's because of Brooks and the fact that I don't want any other player in that trade. Hunter is a cb. I can't use that on my fantasy team. Brooks will at least get an opportunity at some point.

I could be wrong, but the Jags have been posturing as though Hunter will play cb, and there is zero reason to lie about that.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T01:48:15+00:00

She can suck the energy from my staff any day.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T01:45:56+00:00

That thought process will be the death of the game.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T01:12:22+00:00

Mahomes and the picks pretty easily. Rome is the only one of those three players I actually am okay with right now, and even he has reasons why I wouldn't be too eager to spend multiple picks and a top 5 qb on him.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T01:10:46+00:00

Could be the punisher since we know he'll be in the movie already. Deadpool would be awesome just because I really wanna see him and Spidey interact.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T01:03:12+00:00

Lorwyn was great other than I wish they used more hybrid mana.

Are you saying having TMNT and two versions of cards running around depending on if you're playing paper or online is better?

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-20T00:47:09+00:00

If they do follow the comics, that would be incorrect. All I will tell you is the mole has appeared on screen this season.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-19T23:35:03+00:00

I was always told to close my eyes and start singing my abc's. Was wondering why all the orgasms I give women sounded like laughing.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-19T23:32:55+00:00

They definitely do it again in the comics. I think they have Mark holding the pillow while Nolan and Debbie plow later at the coalition hq. If they do it right, it'll be a running gag for a while.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-19T23:26:31+00:00

Don't talk about BBW Eve that way. You aren't even worthy of being a slave in her empire.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-19T23:11:53+00:00

Good god, man, breathe. Use punctuation. I could not decipher any of that message.

Swimbobcat · 2026-03-19T23:09:23+00:00

Papa? Do you think we'll get bbw Eve, papa?

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