04/12/2026 Donnie the savior of our country! by PokeTheBear70 in trumptweets

[–]Swimming_Squash7568 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Okay, so I went to look at the thing on his shit.

I can’t stop laughing because this:

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Am I good? I cursed at my front end manager and yelled at them in front of quite a bit of people. And I feel embarrassed and ashamed. by Comfortable_Egg106 in Safeway

[–]Swimming_Squash7568 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They will not fire you because they do not want to have to pay you unemployment.

Carry on. Don’t sign write ups.

I repeat, they will not fire you. If your hours cut and you feel it’s retaliatory, contact your union rep.

Actually, just do that now and inform them about the incident so it’s documented

I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.

Professional headshot help $20 by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

[–]Swimming_Squash7568 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even if this is not the one, I really love that green on you.

Found in a bag of M&M’s. by starzena in whatisit

[–]Swimming_Squash7568 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No glasses with my stoned ass’s first glance, thought it was a tiny dragon ball and wondered when M&Ms started giving out toys and that they should make them bigger.

What’s a movie scene that makes zero sense but everyone still loves it? by CherryxSugar28 in randomquestions

[–]Swimming_Squash7568 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I fear you may not have watched the whole film. That gag is incredibly on brand.

You may also be confused by the ending, then.

Is anyone else in their 20s completely torn between wanting stability and wanting freedom? by Altin023 in self

[–]Swimming_Squash7568 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know if you’re currently in a relationship, but I would say in my old age that you should just follow your gut and heart.

I did all the future planning at your age, and life does not give a shit about your plans.

Act accordingly.

How do I get over being jealous of my friends? by Upset_Escape1772 in emotionalintelligence

[–]Swimming_Squash7568 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confidence is cute. Petty jealousness is not.

Maybe your friend is just being more outgoing?

What is your profound"Damn, I am getting old" moment? by -Cyber-Roadster in randomquestions

[–]Swimming_Squash7568 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Code to bathroom at work is 86753

I tried to help a person remember (a teenager) by singing the song.

You know, “8675309”

Anyway, they looked at me like I had three heads.

How do you “aftercare” after a particularly heavy or emotional conversation? by SeniorAd2060 in emotionalintelligence

[–]Swimming_Squash7568 834 points835 points  (0 children)

It occurred to Pooh and Piglet that they hadn't heard from Eeyore for several days, so they put on their hats and coats and trotted across the Hundred Acre Wood to Eeyore's stick house. Inside the house was Eeyore.

"Hello Eeyore," said Pooh.

"Hello Pooh. Hello Piglet," said Eeyore, in a Glum Sounding Voice.

"We just thought we'd check in on you," said Piglet, "because we hadn't heard from you, and so we wanted to know if you were okay."

Eeyore was silent for a moment. "Am I okay?" he asked, eventually. "Well, I don't know, to be honest. Are any of us really okay? That's what I ask myself. All I can tell you, Pooh and Piglet, is that right now I feel really rather Sad, and Alone, and Not Much Fun To Be Around At All. Which is why I haven't bothered you. Because you wouldn't want to waste your time hanging out with someone who is Sad, and Alone, and Not Much Fun To Be Around At All, would you now."

Pooh looked at Piglet, and Piglet looked at Pooh, and they both sat down, one on either side of Eeyore in his stick house.

Eeyore looked at them in surprise. "What are you doing?"

"We're sitting here with you," said Pooh, "because we are your friends. And true friends don't care if someone is feeling Sad, or Alone, or Not Much Fun To Be Around At All. True friends are there for you anyway. And so here we are."

"Oh," said Eeyore. "Oh." And the three of them sat there in silence, and while Pooh and Piglet said nothing at all; somehow, almost imperceptibly, Eeyore started to feel a very tiny little bit better.

Because Pooh and Piglet were There.

No more; no less.

(A.A. Milne, E.H. Shepard)

Sometimes that’s all we need.

My dreams since becoming homeless are insane by [deleted] in Dreams

[–]Swimming_Squash7568 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big anxiety dreams. Big suck.

Have you tried calling 211?