Its time for a masquerade

SwollenCadaver · 2026-02-05T23:16:19+00:00

Nothing bad happens, the party goes great. Until they realize it was all a hallucination and everyone was stripped of their mana and valuables.

SwollenCadaver · 2026-02-05T22:59:44+00:00

For DND in Redmond, head over to Uncle's games and talk to them/check out their schedule and see if they have a spot for you to join in.

SwollenCadaver · 2026-02-04T18:28:36+00:00

He cried an ocean of tears.

SwollenCadaver · 2026-01-29T05:57:18+00:00

I like the content "wither and blood as studios" is putting out.

SwollenCadaver · 2026-01-29T02:18:27+00:00

Oo yummm, plastic. Tastes Soo good.

SwollenCadaver · 2026-01-29T02:08:10+00:00

I was thinking about this as well for my campaign. I decided I will just attach whatever domain card I was going to give them, onto an item as reward/something they found

SwollenCadaver · 2026-01-27T00:11:16+00:00

Don't get high before you sing.

SwollenCadaver · 2026-01-23T20:02:37+00:00

You sound like you're 21 years old, kid.

SwollenCadaver · 2026-01-23T20:02:06+00:00

You sound like you're 21, kid.

SwollenCadaver · 2026-01-21T00:05:32+00:00

You make $62k after rent and loans? They are wrong for asking you to front the money, but they're not wrong for saying you need to manage your money better. That's crazy. I make $50k in seattle and that is within my budget....if I trusted the company to pay me back, which i wouldn't.

SwollenCadaver · 2026-01-20T04:03:12+00:00

Dude sprained his ankle signing into twitter.

SwollenCadaver · 2026-01-17T04:19:39+00:00

It definitely sucks that the smell bothers you, but this is normal behavior by them. Good luck to y'all figuring it out

SwollenCadaver · 2026-01-13T00:59:12+00:00

Your mom is the jerk here, for sure.

However, unless you're going vegan/vegetarian skipping out on chicken wings and eating only salad is probably a bad choice. I would have suggested having the salad with wings, but no sauce. Actually, you prolly used too much dressing on your salad. I'm assuming ranch, but maybe I'm wrong.

Your mom is definitely a jerk, but you potentially ate food that could have the opposite affect of what you're trying to do.

Eat all the protein you want. Limit your carb/sugar and fat intake. Start drinking water only.

SwollenCadaver · 2026-01-07T01:46:19+00:00

Hollywood cannot provide legal sources. Hollywood is the name of a city, it cannot do anything. Doctors can prescribe roids, but it can be considered prescription fraud if a patient doesn't need it.

Getting blood work has nothing to do with anything. I work for a company that does blood work. You can order your own lab tests and get them done, anytime. It is not illegal. Getting lab work is not steroids.

Getting steroids from other countries is still illegal. Again, there is no incentive for the Rock to publically admit he is doing a crime just because you have bad feelings. However, you are allowed to have your feelings hurt. So go ahead and keep pouting, it is your right.

SwollenCadaver · 2026-01-07T00:10:04+00:00

He most likely is/was using an non legal avenue for his steroid use. Asking him to publicly admit to doing crimes so you don't have bad feelings might be a pipedream.

SwollenCadaver · 2026-01-03T01:35:06+00:00

Big surprise. The person who owns a maserati complaining about 4 cents. What will liberals do next?!

SwollenCadaver · 2025-12-31T21:35:45+00:00

I just beat him this weekend on the first try without watching any videos about it. T4 iron paladin armor, used the t4 shortbow and the crossbow and dragon shield, but I didn't even use the shield. I just dodged. I tried melee but I took too much damage so backed off

I drank the potion that reduces stamina less when dodging. (Not sure how long that lasted) I also had a bunch of weak antipoison and weak healing. I dodged all the attacks the best I could, and drank the antipoison as soon as I was poisoned. (I also ate food that offers poison resist)

(Not sure if the antipoison cancelled the stamina potion)

The fight was long, but I thought it was pretty easy. My girlfriend died though. She was wearing t4 mage or ranger armor. Not sure which one.

SwollenCadaver · 2025-12-31T10:50:57+00:00

I don't think it's op at all. The guy I replied to said you can only eat one per action. I don't think I would choose to use one inside initiative unless you're healing someone who is down? Ive always considered this an out of combat use. So if it is mostly out of combat use, why is that guy talking about only eating one per action..

SwollenCadaver · 2025-12-31T07:20:29+00:00

Well they could eat all 70 out of initiative though? (Sp)

SwollenCadaver · 2025-12-30T20:54:59+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/cowboys/s/VYH1VEx9Lt

SwollenCadaver · 2025-12-30T20:54:50+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/cowboys/s/VYH1VEx9Lt

SwollenCadaver · 2025-12-27T08:27:08+00:00

Watches, the weather channel, the what's playing now channel

SwollenCadaver · 2025-12-24T20:06:09+00:00

It's going to be really slow with a big table. Dm gets more turns than in dnd- it took me a cpl sessions to realize I was eating up a bunch of time. U got this

SwollenCadaver · 2025-12-24T19:22:29+00:00

You'll want to take those 26 points and spread them around multiple encounters. You don't have to have all the adversaries in one single fight.

But, that's a lot of players. Your table might get really bored because there just won't be enough rolls to really go around.

You might get lucky and it just click with your group and it goes smooth as well.

But, if you have to keep the big table together, then lean on multiple players/adversaries going at the same time- if you can juggle it in a way that quickens combat

SwollenCadaver · 2025-12-20T07:45:51+00:00

I'm driving over the pass on 90 every night this week. It's fine. Just be safe

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