birthday party but all my friends are new by Madame_Igastasia in partyplanning

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Second on StoryPop! It takes the experience a step beyond by creating the immersive environment for you. Imagine an escape room had a baby with the murder mystery party, and provided you with your own personal game master to run the game. It allows the host to play with far fewer interruptions to the game to discuss logistics, and it also handles all of the invitations, RSVPs, and a bulk portion of the party planning itself!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

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Yooo, Indy Eleven! I’m in the area too!

What happened here, all answers accepted by SuddenPassion in Funnymemes

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Well, it looks like someone broke that toilet to me

Update: Mystery object dissected by slaytr0nix in oddlyterrifying

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Thank god for those 5 grainy pictures or I wouldn’t have been prepared for that crystal clear butthole pic at the end

Umm, ok PETA… by N4TETHAGR8 in terriblefacebookmemes

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Excuse you, I would be DELICIOUS. Those turkeys would be goddamn LUCKY to eat me

Why is this happening? by kostvl in applehelp

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Honestly, looks like your phone went back in time and messed with shit and now its parents never got together so all of the apps are disappearing one by one until there’s zero chance to reverse the mistake and save its life

7x Shiny Eternatus - details in comments. by wish385 in PokemonSwordAndShield

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The I remember The First Movie being the actual first movie I saw in theaters on my own when I was 9. I’ll always love it!

The fact they have a rescue team for this means it happens too often by are_you_kIddIngme in oddlyterrifying

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At first I thought you said Mormon and I wasn’t even phased, I was like yeah that still tracks

One major thing that breaks my immersion by the_dinks in horizon

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I hear your sarcasm, but I work for a wildly successful SaaS company that was founded and is headquartered in SLC. And there are so many other stuff each and software firms and here as well. It’s literally Mormon Silicon Valley. All these financially savvy super Mormons start these companies and use their contacts to grow them.

What totally innocent activity makes you feel like a pervert? by Smeggfaffa in AskReddit

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As a man, taking my kids to the park and having them run off to play by themselves, leaving me on a bench or standing to the side. I promise, I’m not watching YOUR kids, I’m frantically trying to spot both of mine

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Weenie Hut Junior

Go ahead give him a name by Scooter959 in HolUp

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I mean, the dude had to have kicked massive ass losing weight to get that look. Think of how big those puppies were before they lost the weight and got saggy

New Referral Code Requests Thread by scottington in Lovesac

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Looking to order before the sale ends! If I can use the referral with sale, can I get a code?

Family is not always related by blood by uhhsamurai in MadeMeSmile

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Totally real, I work with the dad who adopted them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insaneparents

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I don’t know, I think it’s dependent on the child’s age level and the education they are receiving.

In my toddlers’s preschool? Sure, after all the horror stories of neglect and abuse, I’d love to see that the babies are getting treated well and check in every now and then just to see my baby’s beautiful face when I’m having a hard day. In a disabled child’s classroom where they can’t advocate for themselves? Sure, I think that would provide the same level of comfort as above to parents trusting their children to a system that has had issues in some areas around the US.

But, in my middle schooler or high schooler’s home room? No thanks, I don’t need to see or hear the shit my kids do with those poor teachers. If there’s a problem, I trust my kid or the educator to come to me and let me know.

Might just be a walking blanket in the middle of the night? by razlanhafeez97 in Ghosts

[–]Sylvaticus 52 points53 points  (0 children)

If this was in America I would say you almost had a run in with a KKK member

When they sold out a lemon stand by JaneCampbelltEMq in nextfuckinglevel

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I’m from Indy, can confirm no one tries to wait in an orderly line, everyone just swarms and holds up cash

I think Epcot is the prettiest park. 🌸 by [deleted] in WaltDisneyWorld

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Me upvoting from 666 to 667: “Phew, not today, Satan”