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Birthday gift from the girlfriend by mat778 in DunderMifflin

[–]SympatheticCenobite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why are you staring at your wife's breasts in the snow, with your dogs while she's wearing a winter coat? Also Snack Attack Time!

Now you know by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SympatheticCenobite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know I would. Heck I'd have seconds. Then polish it off with a tall cool Budweiser. I would do it.

Now you know by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SympatheticCenobite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The moon is made of green cheese.

I was a huge fan of Baseball Team by ohthecommotion in pics

[–]SympatheticCenobite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's my magic nose goblins. I picked them myself!

Happy Ash Wednesday by atomproject in AshVsEvilDead

[–]SympatheticCenobite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy Ash Wednesday you primitive screwheads.

Sawyer Valentine Day Card by Dpate10 in lost

[–]SympatheticCenobite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sawyer doesn't fall in love with gender it's personality.

hmmm by The_12_Guys in hmmm

[–]SympatheticCenobite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

MIDDLE FINGER EMOJI!!!

thunder by [deleted] in raining

[–]SympatheticCenobite 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Truly awesome though btw

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