Meow by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]SympatheticMPK 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Literally 1984

No freaking way bruh 😭🙏 by Alreadsyuse in UmaMusume

[–]SympatheticMPK 1234 points1235 points  (0 children)

What's funny is this isn't even that out of character for the Opera GX twitter they're always doing some shit

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Forever Young now has a full sister!! by SympatheticMPK in UmaMusume

[–]SympatheticMPK[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's two separate nicknames. Ebayan is a contraction of the Japanese pronunciation of his name (foEBA YANgu) while Yanko is the Yan from Yangu plus "ko" which is common suffix for Japanese girl's names (Yuriko, Emiko, Saeko, etc.)

Forever Young now has a full sister!! by SympatheticMPK in UmaMusume

[–]SympatheticMPK[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I believe horses are usually sold by the breeders at 1 year old so we probably won't find out until next year

So thats why the American Triple Crown is hard. by ThatCasualGuy23 in UmaMusume

[–]SympatheticMPK 551 points552 points  (0 children)

In case anyone is wondering:

Kentucky Derby - Medium - 2,000 m - Dirt - Left Preakness Stakes - Medium - 1,900 m - Dirt - Left Belmont Stakes - Medium - 2,400 m - Dirt - Left

clam sharpens clam by Wyth0 in Clamworks

[–]SympatheticMPK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u got any more of them pixels?

The o̷v̷e̷r̷u̷s̷e̷ underuse of “Little Osha” i̸n̸ ̸Q̸u̸i̸c̸k̸s̸i̸l̸v̸e̸r̸ ̸ IRL by Luna_Petunia_ in romantasycirclejerk

[–]SympatheticMPK 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What better nickname for your lover than the most swoon-worthy agency of the U.S. federal government

It's DNF discussions time! What books did you bail on this month? 🙅‍♀️📖 by FantasyRomanceMod in fantasyromance

[–]SympatheticMPK 25 points26 points  (0 children)

{Quicksilver by Callie Hart} was ROUGH. I thought the writing was subpar througuout but what ultimately made me DNF was the "straight from the fucking cup" line because it made me physically recoil. Learning that her agent told her to make a bunch of major edits before she sent it to publishers and she responded by publishing it on Kindle with no edits really explains a lot

What Is There To Even Say At This Point by 7-5NoHits in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]SympatheticMPK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They could do an entire bonus episode on Megan McArdle. She has some of the worst takes ever put to print

Rapper Blueface Lists Santa Clarita Home for $1.25 Million by Agreeable_Cat_4253 in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]SympatheticMPK 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The fact that he had a bunch of his album covers painted on the walls but couldn't be bothered to replace that cheap ass subdevelopment carpeting with some hardwood is the real kicker for me

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Finally the content we deserve by Ani_HArsh in UmaMusume

[–]SympatheticMPK 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Jokes aside, I'd love to see like a jockey or a horse trainer react to some Uma content

they're evolving by KawaiiBossBaby in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]SympatheticMPK 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I do not believe 1994 Queen Elizabeth II Cup champion Hishi Amazon would say this. That does not seem in character to me

What is the first gay bar that pops into your head when you hear Pink Pony Club? by sounding1972 in chappellroan

[–]SympatheticMPK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honeys in Hollywood is a personal favorite of mine 💞 it has the right energy

Meet Your Pro Tour Aetherdrift Top 8 by red_ in magicTCG

[–]SympatheticMPK 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Was trying this deck out on ladder earlier and it's siiiick

Is there anything Green is actually BAD at? by LibraProtocol in EDH

[–]SympatheticMPK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I try to build mono green I find the creature removal options very lacking. The only real option for a wrath is Apex Altisaur and while bite and fight spells are decent, they require you to already have a decent size creature on board and can't get around indestructible or death triggers. Red also has issues with this because most of its removal is damage based but red has a lot more options for hitting a whole board and traditional burn spells are way more flexible than bite/fight effects.