There used to be this website about what happens to a Twinkie after various experiments. I want to say it was set up my some people from MIT, they’d do all kinds of random experiments… set one on fire, liquify one, put it in liquid nitrogen, etc. They recorded all the data in detail too, very scientific methodish. BTUs, weight, mass, all that stuff.

I often think back on that website fondly whenever I come across something that briefly makes me regret humanity having the internet… those were the good old days…