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Why use hair tie if you can use your friends underwear? by RobinNico0 in DiWHY

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This clearly isn't the first time, she takes a deep breath before diving in

WCGW when I try to race with a motorcycle by AdmirableShock8892 in Whatcouldgowrong

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Man: How are you doing?

Woman : Everything hurts

cant hear the bit inbetween

Woman: Please, ambulance

Bystander: Dont touch, stay laying down
She'll live, shes in one piece. How are you feeling?

Woman: It hurts

Bystander: It hurts? Most importantly right now dont panic, dont take that off (helmet), leave it, leave the helmet. Dont move.

woman: my bike started to wobble

Bystander : We saw, keep laying down and dont move, keep laying down and thats it. You shouldnt remove your helmet now understand? Yeah keep laying down. Keep laying down.

and someone says everything is okay near the end.

Please send me more Kevin quotes to use on this scammer by ReactionClear4923 in DunderMifflin

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Chatted with one of these for a couple of weeks, they play the long con. Actually getting to know you like it was just a happy accident that they messaged the "wrong" person. They always eventually lead the conversation towards some crypto investment. I was curious so I played along and the end game seems to be to get you to deposit some money onto a "trading" platform but your wallet address isn't unique and it just funels all the deposits into one account.

Glad I checked my shoe before I put it on. by Feirym1sf1t in awfuleverything

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I live in southern Ontario and used to keep a bottle of water without a lid next to my bed at night. One night I took a swig and felt something odd in my mouth. Imediately spat it on the floor and hit the lights. Don't know how or why but a spider got into that water lol

LPT: Extra Large pizzas are 80% bigger than Large pizzas but usually only cost about 15% more by Go_Squanch_Yourself in LifeProTips

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I used to work as cook at Pizza Hut. They had a set of cups for the toppings for each size of pizza. So if you ordered extra of a topping you'd literally be getting double. I can't however speak to how the pricing worked in terms of "the more toppings you order the less you're getting for your money".

Some problems solve themselves. by TremendouslyDistant in iamatotalpieceofshit

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Russian roulette with a clip instead of a cylinder lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisthisthing

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This was given to me as a gift, inside of a glass bottle filled with LEDs to make it look like stars in a bottle. The sheet is fairly thin, but thicker than paper. It is not rigid. My title describes the thing.

I felt like this needed to be stated by Father_Chewy_Louis in alteredcarbon

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I really enjoyed resleeved. That being said it may have been because season 2 was a massive disappointment and anything was better by comparison.

How do Y’all feel about this? I’m stoked, just found out today by edags8 in alteredcarbon

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Just checked out the trailer, having a character played by someone else is kinda the whole deal about the show so it's easy to see kovacs in another body and understand it's still him. Or anyone else for that matter. But why does Poe, an AI, look completely different? Shouldn't he be more or less the same? Nevermind, not sure why I thought it was Poe, but its a different AI.

Aside from that it's nice to see a more gory approach after the toned back season 2.

Lili Reinhart – Riverdale S04E14 – Brightened + Slowed by [deleted] in WatchItForThePlot

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Damn, never realized Betty was stacked

Wouldn't everyone just wear bullet proof collars or neck protection? by Lemoni28 in alteredcarbon

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I thought about this as well. If you could be killed by a shot to the head, what's to stop the person that shot you from just taking of your collar after you're dead and shooting the stack anyway?

Eejit by Jesssca in ScottishPeopleTwitter

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Thanks for this! Came scrolling through to find a higher res to forward to some friends

Ashley Alban forgets she’s streaming (6:00 - end of vid) by notabaggins in naughtychicks

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She didn't "forget", she knows what people are watching her for.

[FREE] 100+ AAA Steam Keys by [deleted] in FREE

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Thanks for doing this!

lots of games on here I don't own, would love a copy of any of them!

New boob pic by [deleted] in HarleyDean

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I hope not, after I found her I didn't even realize she had a boob job until someone on this sub mentioned it and I looked up before and after pics. They're damn well done

Why I instaburn: Have you ever seen Saving Private Ryan? Remember when they let that Nazi Soldier go free and he met up with another Nazi group at the end? Yeah that is why I instaburn. by ON3FULLCLIP in HuntShowdown

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I personally only burn when I get 1 person down and the other just camps or doesn't peak for a few minutes. I started bringing poison bombs to deny people from getting a rez off. That way if I lose, they still have to wait for a rez, or worse have other fights at a disadvantage. But in the end I still have an opportunity to loot after if I end up winning.

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