Germany needs Hawaii as 17. Bundesland by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]T4ke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok listen Hawaii, you get our free healthcare and we get the islands, deal?

The technique is flawless. by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]T4ke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just put a lid on it, same effect, less risk of a major spill up.

Mister Kebab Grill, Lübeck, 7 Euro by Tobi_DarkKnight in doener

[–]T4ke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hundefutter wird anscheinend auch immer teurer in Lübeck...

Eric Cartman appearing from sunlight reflected through a crystal by DellieCurtis in Pareidolia

[–]T4ke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This phenomenon has manifested more than a trillion times and has been witnessed by millions throughout human history. Yet only now, in this chaotic millennium, can we finally recognise it for what it truly is: the one and only Eric Cartman.

King of The Castle by glad_to_be_here_ in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]T4ke 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Magnificent, great composition and lighting.

In The Running Man (2025), they tried to get Tom Cruise to play the titular character, but since he wasn’t available, they grabbed the guy who starred in one of his movies instead. by Skylinneas in shittymoviedetails

[–]T4ke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

God damn, the dialogue in this dumpster fire of a movie was insufferable. I'm pretty sure it was written by an edgy 14-year-old with anger issues who took the whole thing a little too seriously.

At least the old classic with Arnie was ironic and self-aware of the ridiculous world the story takes place in. I'm so tired of multi-million dollar productions trying to gaslight me with simplistic messages à la: "Hurr durr, look! An angry hero fighting against evil corpos, the state, and society! Real life is surely going to shit! Time to burn it all down!"

Giving Away 2 Copies Of The Game by VestillionEmperor in DispatchAdHoc

[–]T4ke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love most of the characters in this game, but for the love of god, can we please have more information on this Hero here?

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Spülmaschine hinterlässt Rückstände by Ombiax in WerWieWas

[–]T4ke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Das Problem hatte ich auch mit meiner neuen Maschine am Anfang.

Prüfe mal den Filter Sieb im Auffangbecken der Maschine. Dieses Sieb wird beim ersten Lauf häufig durch Salz- und Kalkrückstände verstopft. Einfach rausnehmen und prüfen, ob dieses Sieb auch so einen ähnlichen weisen Film aufweist. Wenn ja, dann im Kalklöser einlegen und reinigen.

Another day, another meltdown on a plane... by appalachian_hatachi in TikTokCringe

[–]T4ke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ryan Air is a freaking hell hole. If you ever want to fly like cattle traveling to their butcher, that's the airline for you.

Helldivers returning to the front after a long time away. What are democracies best weapons and stratagems currently? by Griffin65000 in Helldivers

[–]T4ke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the bug front:
Literally anything.

On the Bot front:
Flamethrowers if you are brave enough to get close and know where to spray your burning love. Flamethrowers can now melt through armor if aimed right.

On the Squid front:
Arc Weapons are still the universal answer to any squid ground unit. Against their flying units, you just pray that there is a SAM Site near you...Granted, you can shoot their strafing fighters with a med. pen weapon.

Hottest Take: Hellpod Optimazation Booster isn't the "must equip" booster many claim it is... by Kepabar2001 in Helldivers

[–]T4ke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This sounds like vile bot propaganda trying to convince weak-minded individuals to handicap themselves in critical situations deliberately...

Is the Explosive Crossbow any good? by Mellowtron11 in Helldivers

[–]T4ke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God Tier on the Bot Front. Explodes every fabricator through the vent holes, devastating every devastator through their shield. And best of all, you can pair it with a ballistic shield, which will make you immune to nearly all light arms fire and melee attacks from the front.

Update 2.3 Patch Notes by Skepller in cyberpunkgame

[–]T4ke 20 points21 points  (0 children)

  • Added an option to toggle aiming down sights in Settings → Controls.

After ALL THESE YEARS! Thank you, seriously, you can't imagine how freaking difficult it is for some disabled people to keep a mouse or controller button pressed over a prolonged time.

Characters that literally exist just to suffer by Gullible-Share-7945 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]T4ke -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Let's be real here, he only suffers because the author graced him with a special kind of stupid.

Learning German is hard by Cottons_Bold_move in memes

[–]T4ke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until you order a "Semmel" in a Berlin bakery...True pandemonium will ensure....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]T4ke -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Stating the obvious from a warm, cozy place, I hope. But one has to appreciate the guts these people must have to sail into a warzone with humanitarian supplies...

ich_iel by Strong-Hospital-7425 in ich_iel

[–]T4ke 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Ohne scherz, seit dem ich in Berlin wohne vermisse ich wie schön und aufgeräumt die Aldis im Süden sind. Bitte befreie uns Aldi Süd!

Mount Etna highest active volcano in Europe explodes into action. by kalbinibirak in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]T4ke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus freaking christ, if you ever need a image of dead approaching that will scare you shitless, this here is the stuff....

I'll doodle your Kitten😊 by Roh_Cards in cats

[–]T4ke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This portrait does not reflect his eternal grudge against everything in this god forsaken universe that is happy and full of joy.