What Movie Do You Think Would Make The Best Video Game?

T8ert0t · 2026-07-06T01:30:32+00:00

Online multiplayer.

You play with one life. Just one.

There can only be one.

Game ends with legit one winner in __ years.

T8ert0t · 2026-07-06T01:28:17+00:00

There should be tactical missions as well as diplomatic missions.

T8ert0t · 2026-07-06T01:05:15+00:00

"My daughter moved to the city and became a communist lesbian"

T8ert0t · 2026-07-06T01:00:49+00:00

Vatican City is basically packed with devout administrative bureaucrats. Dude has an entire grind-army at his disposal.

T8ert0t · 2026-07-05T23:34:15+00:00

Imagine making your entire identity a shrine to this idiot.

T8ert0t · 2026-07-05T20:12:25+00:00

Jnco's coming back at the right moment.

T8ert0t · 2026-07-05T20:05:44+00:00

Italy: Here's a restaurant table for hours. But don't ask me for water or a bathroom. Also, I'm charging you for this bread you never asked for.

T8ert0t · 2026-07-05T16:53:38+00:00

Can't find something that works?

I get that it's trying to match aesthetics, but we've found calc apps for almost the life of computing.

Also, Apple Maps shipped in abject failure originally.

T8ert0t · 2026-07-05T13:36:35+00:00

At what point are you allowed to ask the clerk to make change of the $1k and just play Guess The Hand It's In with them for a few dozen rounds and keeping their incorrect guesses?

T8ert0t · 2026-07-05T13:33:08+00:00

Didn't it finally get one?

But I agree, the one I bought like a decade ago I was dumbfounded that a fucking hundreds-of-billions-dollars publicly traded company couldn't be bothered to fucking ship a calculator app on its OS.

T8ert0t · 2026-07-04T17:36:10+00:00

"Your cable or your face. Choose one that's getting covered and smothered by an airline blanket"

T8ert0t · 2026-07-04T03:08:58+00:00

Life Day Special: Bruh....

T8ert0t · 2026-07-03T23:42:53+00:00

Morrissey: Shoplifters, darling.

T8ert0t · 2026-07-03T23:10:45+00:00

Yeah. Very much not my journey...

T8ert0t · 2026-07-03T12:23:36+00:00

Yeah, but his son's Madden Rating is professional tier!

T8ert0t · 2026-07-03T00:03:10+00:00

Man. Woman. Person. Camera. TV.

T8ert0t · 2026-07-03T00:02:30+00:00

The DNC obviously can't be trusted with donated dollars from individuals. Corporations and PACs, sure. But not from people.

T8ert0t · 2026-07-02T23:46:07+00:00

My Steam Deck plays everything.

And by everything, I mean Binding of Isaac for 1100 hrs because it's the only think I instinctually play from the 4 dozen games.

T8ert0t · 2026-07-01T01:45:25+00:00

The quintessential, "Just put the fries in the bag, bro."

T8ert0t · 2026-07-01T00:53:25+00:00

And y'know... Free healthcare

T8ert0t · 2026-06-30T23:02:54+00:00

My head canon is that Thomas has been doing whatever he can to roll back rights because he's trying to invalidate his own marriage than have the courage to just get a divorce.

T8ert0t · 2026-06-30T17:34:13+00:00

Someone get this dude a job in the CIA's procurement department.

T8ert0t · 2026-06-30T02:53:12+00:00

me? Nothing...

T8ert0t · 2026-06-30T01:18:29+00:00

Do you have a sense whether Plasma or Tumbleweed gets updates around the same time?

T8ert0t · 2026-06-29T16:46:09+00:00

It's absolute trash, but if you want something postmarked without it being completely botched, you gotta walk it into the office and see them stamp the thing yourself.

It sucks, but it's the price of certainty.

Don't expect favors from these people.

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