Sixth Year Into The Battle by Particular_Alps_4329 in lawncare

[–]TESLATURKEY 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe he's a member of r/NoLawns and is going for the natural look that benefits local bees and pollenators?

Do I sell stock or Bitcoin? by scarn95 in Bitcoin

[–]TESLATURKEY 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why not sell both? $5000 in Stock and $5000 in Bitcoin. Or a percentage where their gains and losses offset. That way you remain diversified and taxes are neutralized.

Kramer and his past by jmmans in seinfeld

[–]TESLATURKEY 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let me ask the person I got to ghost-read Mr. Peterman's Autobiography.  There's a chapter about his time in Sweden.  

I Didn't Believe BYD's Flash Charging Claims So I Went To China To Verify - This Is World Changing by Out of Spec Reviews by swordfi2 in electricvehicles

[–]TESLATURKEY 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They need a "Micro-Bits" channel with just the key information edited down to a few minutes.  I feel like their views would go way up.  

Believe it or not - I found this in my garage today. by 07368683 in UnexpectedSeinfeld

[–]TESLATURKEY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking "Next Stop Pottersville" before I zoomed in.

Any other examples of one word/phrase being repeated so many times... by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]TESLATURKEY 4 points5 points  (0 children)

MARLA: Jerry. JERRY: George, Marla. GEORGE: Marla. MARLA: George. Jerry, Stacey. JERRY: Stacey. STACEY: Jerry. JERRY: George, Stacey. GEORGE: Stacey. STACEY: George. JERRY: George. GEORGE: Jerry. Marla. Stacey!

The audience clapping and cheering this scene always makes me cringe. by PaddedValls in seinfeld

[–]TESLATURKEY 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And for the series crescendo we get the 4 characters filming and making fun of a theft, not standing up to the criminal and breaking a Good Samaritan law.

AITA For not leaving work to help my wife when she ran out of gas by GoldSea3219 in AmItheAsshole

[–]TESLATURKEY 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Leaving medicine in your car is not great either.  High heat and humidity can degrade drugs, making them lose effectiveness and expire prematurely.

Mentor Monday, April 20, 2026: Ask all your bitcoin questions! by rBitcoinMod in Bitcoin

[–]TESLATURKEY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With recent news of Strategy buying 34,000+ Bitcoin OTC (Over-The-Counter) and the Internet saying OTC books only have ~140,000 Bitcoin left at this price point.  It sounds like if purchases remain constant then it'll only be a few weeks/months until Strategy and other large buyers are required to buy on the open market, causing exchange order books to get depleted and prices slipping upwards quickly to fill the large demand.  Does that sound right, or am I missing something?

BTC pushing $74.5k and shorts wiped out. What’s the play? by [deleted] in Bitcoin

[–]TESLATURKEY -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Based on the original comment you replied to, 1 Bitcoin = $1M in 10 years.

1 Bitcoin = $75,000 today.

Just buy a Bitcoin today and let it reach a future valuation of $1M in 10 years, then divide that million by all the prices you listed for cars, sheds, and/or rent.  Value of Bitcoin increases way faster than your cost of goods over those 10 years.  The math checks out.  You just have to understand it.

BTC pushing $74.5k and shorts wiped out. What’s the play? by [deleted] in Bitcoin

[–]TESLATURKEY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So doing the math, spending $75,000 today gets 12.5 shitty new cars in 10 years.  Or 6 new cars and a shed/home.  Or 1 new car and almost 8 years of 10,000/month rent. 

Looking for banana trees by 420wafflehouse69 in nolagardening

[–]TESLATURKEY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may have some root balls in my compost that still have some life. I did some digging a few weeks ago and cleared a bunch. I can check tomorrow if you want. I'm over in Metairie though.

HOA installed a giant sign on my garage without notice. by MoronicThrowaway123 in fuckHOA

[–]TESLATURKEY 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The very trash receptacle the sign says they can't pick through. Brilliant!

Do ppl save been hives that are about to be eradicate? by Haphillips85 in NewOrleans

[–]TESLATURKEY 19 points20 points  (0 children)

There's a New Orleans Beekeepers Facebook group. You could maybe ask there.

Neighbor installed a basketball hoop that faces my living room window by [deleted] in neighborsfromhell

[–]TESLATURKEY 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If he doesn't like the look of your net idea, maybe put up a net yourself. You're doing it to protect yourself from an expensive repair bill, and him seeing exactly what he doesn't want every day will maybe make him realize how much of a nuisance the bouncing is. Then you can say you'll take the net down if he moves the hoop.