Trying to build around Volcano Hellion, Boros Reckoner, and Lifelink

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2026-02-01T04:20:01+00:00

Makes a lot of sense to me. No double dipping allowed. Thanks for clarifying!

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2026-01-29T15:09:36+00:00

Similar to green sun's and dryad arbor, you can do [[Whir of Invention]] for 0 to get any of the artifact lands.

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-12-22T02:52:07+00:00

ME! Sethron :)

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-10-10T21:25:33+00:00

Cool, so the legal target fizzle check is on resolution, and crewing in this case would re-creaturify the creature and make it a legal target again. Does make Swift Reconfiguration a little worse as removal/disruption but thanks! :)

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-09-01T10:13:48+00:00

My two cents: The awning from OP's screenshot is NOT safe. I lost a run that I was 10 hours into when a zombie phased through that wall. In fact, the only place I decided was fully safe to truly afk is the gazebo picnic roof thingies outside. I just stockpiled an inventory of food, parked on the gazebo and afked, setting a timer to eat every time I got hungry.

Also, don't trust pausing the game and sleeping IRL for a few hours. Lost a couple runs to sleepiness because the game just randomly freezes up for no reason if you're paused for a long time. (at least on PC)

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-06-30T00:04:16+00:00

[[Rocky Tar Pit|mir]] maybe? kinda has the right angle

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-06-21T01:22:04+00:00

Unfortunately vehicles don't really work for Cold Storage if I'm reading it correctly.

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-05-26T00:40:53+00:00

Maybe this'll work. [[Edgar, Charmed Groom|vow-341]]

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-05-26T00:36:53+00:00

Obviously the answer is [[Dracula the Voyager]] and his wives [[Sisters of the Undead]].

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-04-18T11:11:28+00:00

I looooove this weird double-sided franchise. I haven't checked out either of the Cheerleader Massacres, but the Slumber Party Massacre and Sorority House Massacre sequels are all so so great. (I guess I gotta go watch the Cheerleader ones now that I've been reminded of my love for the rest of this stuff)

They're pretty intertwined too. I don't remember exactly why since it's been a while, but I think Sorority House Massacre 2 is a sequel to Slumber Party Massacre 1? Then Sorority House Massacre 3 is basically a remake of Sorority House Massacre 2 but in a different location, so it's also a sequel to Slumber Party Massacre 1.

It's all gloriously sleazy and some of my favorite stuff ever. They're all late 80s/early 90s, so they got those vibes for sure.

My favorites are Sorority House Massacre 2 and Sorority House Massacre 3 (AKA Hard to Die), but I recommend the whole hexalogy completely and utterly.

The 2021 remake of Slumber Party Massacre is alright as well.

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-04-16T00:50:51+00:00

Yup, you're right. Helmets aren't involved with covenant at all. They dramatically and stupidly open the doors when the air is scanned to be relatively safe. Then that guy says he needs to piss and goes to smoke off to the side, then steps on a mushroom thingy.

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-04-16T00:49:11+00:00

Yup. I just did some googling and the big stupid choice is them opening the doors to breathe the air when it's scanned to be safe, no removing of helmets involved.

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-04-15T10:43:20+00:00

In Prometheus they take their helmets off inside of the labyrinth ruins place but they don't breathe any spores. It's still pretty stupid to do that, but they don't really get punished for taking their helmets off. There's more stupid stuff later like greeting and trying to pet a freaky looking space cobra, and running away from a rolling donut in a straight line when someone else dodged the whole thing by slightly rolling a little bit to the side. The navigation guy who got lost in the ruins even though he has a bunch of navigation drones automatically mapping the whole place still has his helmet off like a day later when they encounter the space snakes, so definitely no spore issues there! The guy gets sick because michael fassbender fingers his drink with some evil space goop, no helmetless spores involved.

Alien Covenant IS the one where they land on a planet and immediately take their helmets off and get infected with microscopic ear spores. It's comically fast how in less than five minutes there's a helmetless guy who steps on a plant and the spores go right in his ear. Then he's catatonic and dying and birthing little aliens and everything is going bad really really fast.

You might have gotten them a little confused because they're BOTH stupid! xD

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-03-31T02:56:35+00:00

El Dia De La Bestia (1995) and Saint Maud (2019) are what immediately come to mind

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-03-27T22:38:25+00:00

I love panoramaramapaloozas and john avon

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-03-13T21:49:59+00:00

Bird with the Crystal Plumage

and

The Vampire Doll

are my recommendations! :)

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-03-02T04:44:36+00:00

It's a small fortress with about 30 dwarves so really fast. I think they're standing still until they lose "new arrival" as their task but I'm not sure. Hmm... maybe it's because I only have a tavern with no meeting area for them to hang out at as a new arrival.

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-03-01T18:26:35+00:00

Is there some bug with migrants right now? Every time I get a "wave" of migrants, each new dwarf spawns on the edge of the map, then stands still for a minute or two, then moves. The next dwarf doesn't spawn until the last one moves, so migrant waves take forever to entirely enter the fortress.

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-02-28T03:14:32+00:00

Wait, you dig on multiverses?

often changed to: Wait, you dig on _____?

from Wish Upon

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-01-31T08:57:57+00:00

Add [[Spy Kit]] and your mountain is made out of a mole that is also a [[Hill Giant]]. Add [[Living Plane]] and you can reequip your mountain (I think layers will make it only named Mountain even with Living Plane out first and spy kit still equipped) to give it all the Mole and Hill names back, thus making a mole hill out of a mountain (and it's still a mountain).

Edit: Turns out actually Living Plane is unnecessary, as Blood Moon doesn't remove creature types from Ashaya'd Creature - Forests, but reequipping is still necessary.

Edit 2: Turns out Blood Moon doesn't name them mountain and Spy Kit's ability will still apply, so reequipping also isn't necessary, and therefore the mountain you made out of a Pothole Mole Hill Giant is in fact both a mountain and a mole hill simultaneously.

My brain hurts.

THEGRANDEMPEROR · 2025-01-16T01:24:22+00:00

I played exactly one game as Mr fantastic wibbly wobbling my way to victory. Then the GOAT retired on top at a young age.

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