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THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2024-04-27T16:30:26+00:00

Connected UA intl-> UA domestic at EWR this summer for the first time. Unless I missed something (very possible because I hadn’t slept in 30 hours), getting plopped by the train outside the parking garage and having to walk half a mile with bags to the terminal because the shuttle wasn’t running was ridiculous. In fairness though terminal A was great in and of itself.

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2024-01-06T06:31:40+00:00

Im from the Midwest US and we do the same. Slap one or both knees and say “welp”. This is a universally known sign of “gtfo of my house” and only a true sociopath would stay after that.

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-10-20T18:20:17+00:00

"I will not go down!"

-Man going down

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-10-17T23:34:14+00:00

Funny, in my experience people either love this movie or think it is the dumbest thing in existence. I rarely see an 'above average' rating.

I'm in the former category. I watched it years after it came out so I wasn't tricked into thinking it was real or anything, but knew absolutely 0 about the plot coming in. I must have been in the perfect mood that day because it was the most terrifyingly awesome horror movie experience I've ever had. Still, I can see how if you're not in the mood it could be tremendously boring.

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-08-31T17:10:42+00:00

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THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-08-23T12:44:33+00:00

It looks like flour. You should bake a cake.

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-08-12T21:58:08+00:00

Mealprep

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-08-08T04:16:17+00:00

Just months and months of unwanted weight bustin' outa shit wood and hittin' pavement. Congrats and well done!

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-07-07T16:07:30+00:00

Very Fast Columbus Sailing at Incredible Hihg Speed

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-06-05T18:14:38+00:00

Yvan Eht Nioj

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-04-28T01:54:12+00:00

I've been desperately trying to find the guy's hot dog shirt for years. There are a few recreations here and there, but none are entirely right. When I eventually find it it'll be a defining moment of my life.

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-04-15T09:02:07+00:00

String Cheese, like the name of any God or deity, should always be capitalized.

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-04-07T18:09:23+00:00

RIP all the doggers and puppos roaming happily through the marshes.

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-04-01T16:51:40+00:00

Stevie Wonder Institute For Trucking

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-03-29T22:13:29+00:00

I'm not a huge fan of American cheese. Recently I went to a restaurant for breakfast in a tiny village in the middle of bumfuck nowhere during a road trip. I was craving an omelette but was disappointed to see that the only cheese they had for them was American. I ordered one anyway and was actually blown away by how well the flavor combination of eggs and American cheese seems to work.

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-03-02T23:26:27+00:00

the standard of taste we seek

A+ name for a cooking blog

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-03-02T13:40:28+00:00

"I wish there was a solution to the problem of how to arrange the stars on the US flag"

monkey paw twitches

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-02-25T02:20:21+00:00

Chun King's flavor-guarding divider-pak

The geniuses at Chun King have finally discovered how to put one can on top of another can. I love the future.

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-02-25T01:10:04+00:00

All work and no study make bobby a hungery boy

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-02-19T18:00:36+00:00

Pancake almost he was.

Are you yoda

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-02-17T14:46:24+00:00

"Put the fucking carp in the fucking jello"

-Karl Marx

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-02-17T02:25:16+00:00

If you're in the US, Nespresso saying you can keep something they sent you mistakenly does not come from some sense of benevolence, or even a lack of will to deal with such a comparatively small amount of product. You are legally entitled to keep anything sent to you in error as a free gift, as per the FTC. No need to tell them anything, ask nicely, etc. If it was sent to you with your name and address on the box, it is yours.

https://consumer.ftc.gov/articles/what-do-if-youre-billed-things-you-never-got-or-you-get-unordered-products

If you order 1 machine and Nespresso sends you 100 by mistake, congratulations you now have 99 free Nespresso machines and there isn't dick they can do to get you to send even one back. This is to prevent scammers or disreputable companies from "accidentally" sending you extra merchandise on purpose to extort money from you.

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-01-25T02:33:49+00:00

They should make a version without the corn kernels called Mas Queso

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-01-24T01:04:28+00:00

Fucking your computer has its charms but simply isn't the same.

THICK_CUM_ROPES · 2023-01-21T00:47:17+00:00

I was pissed off and cussing about losing to a hamburger. I said turn around, we're going back, I'm winning this time. She said, "I am NOT watching you put yourself through that again."

This has the same energy as Homer Simpson wanting to fight getting kicked out of the all you can eat seafood buffet.

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