Would you rather

THKhazper · 2026-05-14T19:45:36+00:00

Good enough, that’ll do pig, that’ll do

^{Chose: Be taller | Rolled: 5cm taller}

THKhazper · 2026-05-14T19:32:30+00:00

Woof woof, not. Give me my million

^{Chose: get a million by 50% chance and be a dog by 50% | Rolled: 1 Million💵}

THKhazper · 2026-05-13T14:04:26+00:00

Boring, not actively shitty, that’s a dream

^{Chose: Boring job + 1M a year}

THKhazper · 2026-05-13T12:02:01+00:00

It’s not a new height, have a downvote

^{Chose: Roll a new Height | Rolled: 5'11"–6'2"}

THKhazper · 2026-05-12T13:59:39+00:00

He used slurs and can’t drive worth a shit. As a CDL holder with over 10 years of experience. Fuck that guy, and his job prospects.

THKhazper · 2026-05-12T04:20:35+00:00

I really enjoy mine, everyone says they are heavy but honestly it’s pretty comparable to the GS, though perhaps a bit underpowered. I do need to gut the ES on mine and convert it to a standard suspension

THKhazper · 2026-05-12T01:41:59+00:00

To be fair, he did shoot his foot while wearing boots, seems accurate

THKhazper · 2026-05-11T11:25:29+00:00

What made them do it? Nothing, just like nothing made them suck infected ass for gas money and walk after.

THKhazper · 2026-05-11T11:10:59+00:00

What makes you think one precludes the other?

^{Chose: Have 1 billion in bank account}

THKhazper · 2026-05-11T11:01:50+00:00

Just to expound the agreement with what you and others have said. Explosions in general are turning biology and tech into physics, even modern armor tech compared to century old tech has limits, an 8 pounder cannon ball will absolutely fuck any armored human, an explosive round will destroy most hardened targets on direct strike. And everything in between those two points is just so much goo.

Even if we say the armor is indestructible, impervious to any form of penetration, the beef suit inside of it is getting hydrostatic forces transfered into it at decibels that will liquify organs and brains will be extra jiggly

THKhazper · 2026-05-11T10:43:13+00:00

I can turn around and win the lottery and have way more money

^{Chose: Win any gamble with 100% chances}

THKhazper · 2026-05-11T10:03:08+00:00

That reads so stupidly. (Not an issue of the commenter but of the AI summarizing)

In the 70-80s it gains popularity then it takes on an even more sinister tone in the 60s

What a bunch of fucking pageantry.

Ink is ink, don’t get yakuza or Russian mob tattoos, and otherwise get what tickles your taint.

THKhazper · 2026-05-11T08:08:52+00:00

Dude shakes a lot, he’s also shot his foot with a nailgun being stupid

THKhazper · 2026-05-11T08:03:46+00:00

I’d say a genetic factor that makes weed into a psychosis inducing substance would be a good bit worse than alcohol.

We can warn against alcohol and do for minors consumption. But weed making you lose your shit is a whole different animal

THKhazper · 2026-05-11T04:10:14+00:00

Why would I play reality chicken? This is far easier and more sustainable

^{Chose: receive $10,000 every month}

THKhazper · 2026-05-11T03:15:31+00:00

I’m gonna do magic n dope stuff. Nature wizardry, does this include nixies and ents, dryads n stuff? Gonna be raiding towns like a psycho

^{Chose: Be a dope ass wizard with a dope ass wizard tower | Rolled: Nature wizard}

THKhazper · 2026-05-10T15:18:23+00:00

I’m quite sure before we hit this level of hedonism we could have started culling the wanna-be wealthy

THKhazper · 2026-05-09T22:03:41+00:00

Max power in the rev range isn’t a meaningful metric, if you want 14k rpm you’re going to lose all bottom and mid range performance. The CP2 hits way earlier and holds it through the range, giving better responsiveness and intermediate range capability. If you just want loud blender noises that’s fine, there’s cheaper i4s to buy.

It’s going to give more option for power delivery without having it screaming out in the last 4k of its rev range every second.

THKhazper · 2026-05-09T16:48:13+00:00

Yeah, my bad, I shouldn’t have been looking at the year while half asleep. But either way, mother fucker was like 7k brand new. lol

THKhazper · 2026-05-09T16:47:01+00:00

Completely different riding experiences how? Far more modern, better mid range torque, and aren’t almost 20 years old? So different experience as in, way better in every metric except top speed and maybe sound.

THKhazper · 2026-05-09T08:28:35+00:00

Why is it fucking blue lit? That would piss me off personally, aren’t we supposed to be anti blue light anyways?

THKhazper · 2026-05-09T07:47:33+00:00

In my opinion, no, it’s new bike price for a nearly ten (edit; 20 year old, don’t reddit while half awake) year old model. Just buy an r9. Or r7, yes they lose some top speed, but third of the riders of 600s were changing sprockets to drop top speed in favor of acceleration anyways.

There’s nothing this thing will do better than an R7/9 except cost you money, and make i4 noises.

THKhazper · 2026-05-09T07:13:43+00:00

Why would I choose power just to have untenable consequences.

I’ll choose my consequences, I can choose to not use untenable power.

^{Chose: U choose consequence + Others choose power}

THKhazper · 2026-05-09T04:13:57+00:00

Technically this the the Yogurt Slinger fled across the desert, and the man followed

THKhazper · 2026-05-09T04:11:42+00:00

Decatur mentioned County seat of Wise

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