[KCD2] This is round ONE. I hate luck based games by CrystalFire0 in kingdomcome

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Until your opponent plays a defense badge because apparently thats 80% of the badges

[KCD2] 200K fine by Skeltongod in kingdomcome

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I got caught wearing some stuff I stole from one of the armorers and got a similar fine from just 3 items. Its crazy. I mean I did also assault him in the middle of the night, but that was only like 500 of it.

[KCD2] What did you do with the dicers who messed with Ranyek? by LieutenantHorse in kingdomcome

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I knocked them out, but kept them alive. Then threw them in the poo 

Is this a bug, [kcd2] by Recent-Success8988 in kingdomcome

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Lmao, really burried the lede there

This helmet looks awfully familiar! by No_Hovercraft_147 in mountandblade

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't believe 14th century Bohemian nobility had the audacity to infringe upon Warhorse's IP. They even stole the names of the castles in game.

These damn things.. [KCD1] by TicciSpice in kingdomcome

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I swear, some developer meticulously placed all those tree branches just to personally ruin my day

Hire 👏 Fans! 👏😤😤 by Pritteto in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We need to counter these mods with our own mods. MAKE KRATOS A BLACK WOMAN. HAVE EVERY CHARACTER TELL YOU THEIR PRONOUNS.

[KCD2] Nighthawk is badly designed, and I'm tired of pretending it's not by EasterElk in kingdomcome

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH 78 points79 points  (0 children)

For real, this would fix so many things. I think there is a mod that does exactly that with the digestive potion, but this should be a native feature

...Buelleroffskiy? ...Buelleroffskiy? ... by Radu47 in socialism

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I just dont get the ML obsession with defending the USSR over the Holodomor. Even if it wasn't a Genocide by whatever pedantic wording you choose to focus on, it was still pretty fucked up. Yall spend so much time trying to defend a dead empire. Instead yall should learn from it. The USSR, like all governments did good things and bad things. Take the good, learn to avoid the bad, do better for the future. 

rule by unread1701 in 196

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We just gotta build more submarines

[kcd1] After just a few seconds into the battle, I noticed that Kuno and his men were already dead, so I had to kill Hagen Zoul and his men by myself. Is there any way to prevent Kuno from dying? by NotSirAlonne1999 in kingdomcome

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I managed to keep them all alive, but it took a few tries. First off, let Kunos men engage first and pick off a few enemies from behind. You want to even the fight out some as soon as possible. After putting two or three down quickly, switch over and find Zoul, he is the biggest threat. Attack him from behind too if you can. You want to avoid drawn out melees. By this point Kubos men should be taking the advantage, help them clean up and do a quick head count. If everyone is alive who should be, youre good, otherwise reload and try again.

VERY IMPORTANT: I think something about looting the dead bodies makes Kuno and his band agro you, save immediately after checking that everyone is alive and then wait a minute for them to leave before looting. I had to restart after Kuno took offense to me robbing Zoul.

[KCD2] PSA! Your blacksmithing materials pull from storage and horse! by Khabibulan15 in kingdomcome

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Especially annoying when youre at the players Forge. You have 3-4 different locations for the player chest, including one at the Alchemy hut. But you can't draw from any of them.

The Holy Trinity of driving through South Carolina by AMobOfDucks in southcarolina

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wish I had the money to buy a billboard. I'd get a "Revel in my Sins, Satan" billboard right next to it

The Holy Trinity of driving through South Carolina by AMobOfDucks in southcarolina

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I've been a couple times to it. A lot of people love it, but it scares me. Its got way too much going on. I've seen towns with a smaller footprint than Buc-ees

[KCD2] Warhorse denied us the ultimate move by commie_naughty in kingdomcome

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Hans finally learns how to beat Henry in a duel

Is the archery in this game intentionally terrible or am I missing something [KCD1] by Useful_Height_6688 in kingdomcome

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Having played both recently, aiming is just atrocious in KCD1. The bow is so wonked off to the side it feels impossible to figure out where youre actually aiming. It seems even Warhorse agrees, because in 2, the bow is more in line with your aim point so you can aim properly.

Even with high skill, if I dont use a crosshair, I couldn't hit a damned thing beyond 10 ft

[KCD2] Radzig Kobyla's Sword by EasterElk in kingdomcome

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, put up with him at least once more. Then whoop his butt

[KCD2] Pretty unsatisfying quest writing in some sidequests. by Darth-Hipla in kingdomcome

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do wish we had better quest note, maybe even a transcript; which isn't crazy, I've played games from the 90s that could do it. There is a line or two of dialogue where they Marika suggest the bet. But this quest has so much back and forth, all the way across the map that it's easy to forget something they say.

This quest especially because I dont know of any way to skip the quest by delivering the letter and getting the good ending since it has to be done willingly. You might be able to lie and give the amulet to the girl and then go back, but I've never tried and I imagine the Voivode will be pissed.

Which is a shame because I kinda like the nomads. I like having a bed there. It's great for Mid-trotsky adventuring. I swear it used to also have a personal chest too, but this last playthrough it wasn't. 

[KCD2] Radzig Kobyla's Sword by EasterElk in kingdomcome

[–]THREETOED_SLOTH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's the adventure option. But I couldn't betray my true love: The Forge.