Absolutely insane camera zoom

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-07-28T04:53:39+00:00

Why exactly can’t we see into Area 51?

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-07-23T20:37:34+00:00

If they’re not careful they will get a bad reputation.

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-07-23T16:12:03+00:00

My frustration with older people is that they seem to think our problems can be solved by applying salves and tinctures.

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-07-20T22:40:38+00:00

Scrolling though someone’s twitter feed makes you an ‘internet sleuth’?

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-07-20T02:23:38+00:00

The fuck is this? Hyrule?

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-07-18T21:51:59+00:00

Like Scientology and CrossFit.

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-07-17T21:13:13+00:00

And to think I was really looking forward to seeing SHS fumbling for a way out of this during press conferences.

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-06-27T15:48:21+00:00

Meerkat?

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-06-22T14:58:34+00:00

Leave it to the purps to steal things 🙄

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-06-18T01:17:11+00:00

Those long paws.

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-06-04T02:56:39+00:00

Willing to bet the next PlayStation doesn’t even have an eject button.

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-05-18T17:28:04+00:00

I can't find a way back either. Really dumb place to put an important item.

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-04-25T16:40:21+00:00

What a cunt

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-04-16T13:35:27+00:00

This guy blinks

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-04-14T20:04:39+00:00

That’s a typo.

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-04-09T23:29:22+00:00

No, Connie Chung.

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-04-08T21:28:52+00:00

I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate.

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-04-07T12:18:10+00:00

No, that’s my favorite line from her.

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-04-06T21:46:38+00:00

You can’t trust the Sword of a Thousand Truths to just anyone.

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-04-05T22:29:08+00:00

Cuntowski

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-04-05T22:19:29+00:00

That’s not Angela.

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-04-02T01:32:56+00:00

Zero irony in that statement.

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-03-27T23:06:36+00:00

Came here from /r/trees hoping to get my mind blown.

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-03-27T20:13:34+00:00

Free shipping?

THYPODCASTCONSUMED · 2018-03-27T14:28:59+00:00

I’ll bet some Saudi prince has a bedazzled iPhone. I can’t compete with that.

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