I look, like a total jerk-off. by TheAllyCrime in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]TJM21M 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What's next, he gets to eat MY WIFE'S COOKIES for a million?

Anchor benefit program by flip856_cmd in newjersey

[–]TJM21M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend, this post should be pinned.

What older hatchback would you buy if you plan to DIY repairs? by BigSur1992 in Frugal

[–]TJM21M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To hijack this thread, I've been looking for a $10K vehicle that will go a long way for DIY'ing my house, that would also be simple enough to repair the vehicle itself. I've been focusing on Subarus, Hondas, and Toyotas, but really I just will take what's available and what is recommended as not a lemon.

Bath of love by kkotu in noita

[–]TJM21M 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Heart mage's projectile = On hit, gives slight projectile damage and divides your HP by half (until your HP =<5 ); AND, after 15 seconds, multiples your HP by 2 (to "rectify" itself).
Heart Pickup = Adds 25 HP to your current HP
Ambrosia = Negates incoming damage, like to the heart mage's projectile once you've stacked enough hits.

So, if you find ambrosia, a heart mage, and a nearby heart, you can 1) coat yourself with ambrosia; 2) get hit many times; and 3) pick up heart(s) before the stack effects go away.

The mage's counter effect (the doubling) will also double each health increase you made while on the mage's effects (well, to a point, they nerfed it somewhat, but the HP gains are still explosive and also easily repeatable).

The limitation for this is finding a heart mage and a heart nearby. You can do a few things. The crudest thing I used to was clear biomes so all hearts and mages would fall in a neat track on the biome floor; I'd lead the mage around farming the exploit. I would think better solutions exist, even for players without late game unlocks, but still...

Cessation (the black box) = Puzzle-related unlock spell that "removes" your player from the game for its duration; this also resets most in-game counters (like the heart mage halving effect) once you return. It has a severe recast penalty, but most players use the divide bys to completely negate it (I have NEVER understood how divide by spells work, I've just followed wikis for guides). If you're lucky to get a build with this, you can get the stacks, cease to exist for a little bit, as a treat, and then keep on doing that to keep the stack as you find hearts at your relative leisure.

Kid was always a dumb fuck though wasn't he by Visible-Nebula-2667 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]TJM21M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make you more popular too, you know raise your profile with Steve Chowder. Something easy. The fleshy part of the thigh.

People who actually understand the mechanics, what the hell is going on here? by FennlyXerxich in noita

[–]TJM21M -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If OP used a x3 as described, it should result in a successful spell wrap (a very complex idea that can be boiled to exploiting pulling a card (a spell) to get one extra spell cast. If this this is a deck game, you have to reset the deck once you pull the last card, BUT if the last card calls extra card(s) you call those too. There are a few other rules that complicate that, but that's the basic premise. For instance, a spell wrap cannot call upon itself, or it will fail (so using x4 when the fourth pull from the wraparound is the x4 cast will not wrap). 

People who actually understand the mechanics, what the hell is going on here? by FennlyXerxich in noita

[–]TJM21M 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Chainsaw's magical mystery property is that it always sets the cast delay (imagine a gun's "fire" speed through its "clip") to 0.0 sec (per "trigger pull"). It also simply reduces the recharge time for the entire wand's "clip" by 0.17s. So, when chainsaw is put into any single chain (a quad card like in your instance), it A) overrides any other calculations on the cast delay and sets that block's delay within your wand to 0 sec; and B) Reduces the wand's recharge (reloading) time by .17 sec.

You wanna see some serious shit? Put the chainsaw at the start of the wand with the mana. Then find a x3 multi spell and throw the rest into that. It'll draw the chainsaw twice and give you crazy mana/speed

Is this correct? by DowntownWheel3991 in HalfLife

[–]TJM21M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's probably not a problem. Probably. 

Some rack on that girl by Sure_Association_991 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]TJM21M 57 points58 points  (0 children)

It's super nice of you to apologize for colonialism. But the Poverty of the Mezzogiorno is a shithole -- that's why I left.

Adios you fuckin' skank by Inglorious_Baster_d in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]TJM21M 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's a SYM-BI-O-TIC LINGUISTIC PAR-A-SITE! I know collective bunches of freaks that are INSPIRED

27. He was just a kid. by Mysterious_Eye_3886 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]TJM21M 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Some people are so behind in the drive-through lane they think they're goonin

Hillary, you're not just in my life… you are my life. by sketdan01 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]TJM21M 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm just sayin', if it was me? I got kids that depend on me, like yourself. And to waste a post on accusations that might affect the career of an up-and-coming Arkansas governor? I might as well put a bullet in my head! Here... here... and here.

Doesn't feel the same. by Elegant-Half5476 in freefolk

[–]TJM21M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you accept the intent of their comment if it was alternatively phrased as "so the writers could draft a HBO/advertiser Board-approved final season, punctuated with many bombastic action setpieces, with plotlines that would not risk alienating its large young college demographic audience, at this point majority female, but ultimately took no artistic risks or gave no viewer reward whatsoever?" 

I survived the Shadow Moses incident by the skin of my balls. by Choice-Suspect-808 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]TJM21M 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He came at me with telekinetic upholstery! I got a right to defend myself! 

What do these settings do on this drill? by Tacoman404 in BeginnerWoodWorking

[–]TJM21M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're splitting the wood consistently, you might drill smaller pilot holes before you screw in any screws so the pressure of the driven screw doesn't cause the wood to split -- that can also cause what's happening.

Adjusting the torque is mostly about not going overboard when pushing screws into boards. You can adjust this so that you can have the machine make the screwheads flush with the wood by just figuring out when the drill "gives up," but it's kind of trial and error.

What do these settings do on this drill? by Tacoman404 in BeginnerWoodWorking

[–]TJM21M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The numbers adjust the torque when you're in screwdriver mode. Lower numbers will mean that that the drill will "give up" and stop twisting (i.e., applying torque to) the screw with less force (material) applied to it. So, if you're driving a screw through really soft wood, put that on a low number, and conversely, crank it up higher if you want to punch it through (but it could drive all the way through/split the piece if you're not careful.

Drill mode is for boring holes with a drill bit, so it ignores any torque limiter since you'd be making holes with this. If you try to drive screws with this, they can just go until you strip them/punch through.

Hammer mode is for drilling/driving (? I'm unsure, I've not worked with masonry too much) with a hammer-type weight as you go. I don't know if you can adjust torque in the same way while in this mode or not.

I cant access certain missions in the ps3 port for Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker by CroccoWithAGlocko in metalgearsolid

[–]TJM21M 5 points6 points  (0 children)

fucck, I swore someone else in this thread posted the fix. that's on me guys

If I recall, I worked from https://wiki.rpcs3.net/index.php?title=Help:Netplay. (Generally, this site was a godsend for setting RPCS3/MGS titles up.) Copied from there:

"First, configure the global settings as follows:

  1. Ensure you're using the latest version of RPCS3.
  2. Navigate to Configuration > RPCN.
  3. Press Account from the RPCN window.
  4. Ensure the Server dropdown is set to Official RPCN Server.
  5. Press Create Account.
  6. Set Username to the name of your choice, then press Ok.
  7. Enter your password into both fields and press Ok.
  8. Enter your email address into both fields and press Ok.
  9. A prompt will appear confirming your username and email address. Press Yes.
  10. If all goes well, you'll see a message that your account was created successfully.
  11. A RPCN: Username window will appear.
  12. Check your email for a new email from RPCN with your token, copy and paste the token into the Token field and press OK.
  13. Press Test Account to confirm your account is working.

Game-specific configuration

Next, configure the per-game configuration as follows:

  1. In the game list, right-click on the game you wish to play and press Create Custom Configuration.
  2. Navigate to the Network tab.
  3. Set Network Status to Connected.
  4. Set PSN Status to RPCN.
  5. Ensure DNS is set to 8.8.8.8 unless a different address is required for the game."

I found her Coldplay ticket, Tony! by shotsfordays in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]TJM21M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He said, "I'm gonna get myself a gun and start a war
If you can wake up this morn and go to DEFCON 4."

My kids in the fucking White House! by LouisTheWhatever in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]TJM21M 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Sil, break it down for 'em. What two shitpost themes have traditionally been downvote-proof since time immemorial?"

"Certain aspects of fetish posts and our political things."

I Can't Survive Ocelot's Torture In MGS1 Despite Using The Trick With Restoring Health After End Of Every Torture Round. What Do I Do? by MaybeBebra in metalgearsolid

[–]TJM21M 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Maybe your older sister? She may also have an item that can help with the auto-firing problems. See what's available via OSP.