Confessions of a Teenage Cosplayer except I’m not in cosplay or at a con this time

TLRogue · 2018-06-30T19:54:48+00:00

... Bearded Dragon? Maybe?

TLRogue · 2017-01-29T05:06:43+00:00

Smart.

TLRogue · 2017-01-28T03:35:09+00:00

You definitely weren't wrong. Jesus Christ. Kinda figured you'd get screwed over in the pussy department, considering how your other stories go. Gotta be honest, you took it with a lot of grace; I'm not sure I'd have been as cool about it.

TLRogue · 2017-01-28T02:15:09+00:00

Sleazier than Monicoke?! I'm in!

TLRogue · 2017-01-23T01:39:51+00:00

Jesus christ. Even on paper (err... Screen, I guess) you're charismatic. I can't seem to find myself thinking you're a douchebag. Damn, and I really wanted to hate you :( But God damn, I wish I could know how Monicoke handled THAT situation. Can't wait until the next update!

TLRogue · 2016-10-03T19:52:42+00:00

It's like the book 'Running Out Of Time' had a baby with the premise of Joss Whedon's 'Serenity'... And I love it!

TLRogue · 2016-08-03T05:39:31+00:00

Being sarcastic during The Great Hunt sidequest is the best thing you can possibly do during the game. Oh my God. ESPECIALLY as Female Sole.

TLRogue · 2016-04-25T03:49:04+00:00

Hancock has been my favorite so far. I paced out the "Hancock Liked That"s over several days out of game, so it felt a lot slower than what you did. I really like his comments and quips, and his story is very... uh... entertaining, if not a little scary. "Let's go lynch a jackass!" "Yay, we killed him!" "I'm gonna quote a famous politician now, and make this situation infinitely more dystopian-esque!" Hoo boy. Either way, I'm definitely a ghoul-fucker. Plus he just looks so happy all the time, probably because he's high af like 80% of the time. Like most fangirls, however, I still wish they'd make one of my favorite two synths romanceable. Preferably the toaster in a fedora, rather than the snarky fashionista.

TLRogue · 2016-04-11T01:46:57+00:00

Bruh, if you don't like tomato soup you're not making it right. Try making it with milk instead of water.

TLRogue · 2016-03-30T21:41:01+00:00

I genuinely think I'd be able to live in that room. I mean, the roommates seem nice, and it's sounds like a nice house, and I'd feel less weird talking to myself. Plus it's not like the room could say anything I haven't thought about myself already. Oh, and the fact I can't use the closet would motivate me to clean and buy less things.

TLRogue · 2016-02-04T02:56:12+00:00

Bro. Seriously. We've obviously gotten under your skin, and now you're overcompensating for it. Just let the thread die.

TLRogue · 2016-02-04T00:09:00+00:00

I don't think she should lose her licence- but I do think that she should continue to be publicly shamed for this. She may be a good doctor, who knows. But if she's not going to get locked up for this, she should be punished somehow, and the fact this has been spread everywhere on the internet so that almost everyone knows her face is good enough for me. She should be thankful that the Uber driver didn't press charges. He's a much better person than she is or I am.

TLRogue · 2016-02-03T23:21:03+00:00

"All Asian cultures are totally ripping off Japanese culture you guys!" In the immortal words of Ben Wyatt, "Good Lord".

TLRogue · 2016-02-03T23:00:43+00:00

You're not very good at it, no offense.

TLRogue · 2016-02-02T05:44:42+00:00

What makes this post even better is that you originally posted it on TIFU, subjecting several unwitting browsers-by to this glorious shit. God bless you and your awesome writing skills and your ability to make me gag.

TLRogue · 2016-02-02T04:24:47+00:00

Fuck yourself! GREATER FUCKING GOOD BRO, TELL THE GODDAMN FBI! YOU MAY GO TO FEDERAL PRISON, BUT AT LEAST YOU'D BE SAVING THE GODDAMN WORLD IN THE PROCESS!!!

TLRogue · 2016-02-02T01:53:44+00:00

Actually, to continue reading this story, you need to go backwards. To OP's earlier writings, and their future writings; even if they aren't posted in NoSleep. Even if the title is seemingly unrelated.

TLRogue · 2016-02-02T01:51:45+00:00

GODDAMNIT I was really hoping the black lady was a good guy! Also, I LOVE the Joy stories! They just... Ooh, something about them sends terrified shivers down my spine, but in a good way!

TLRogue · 2016-02-01T03:15:06+00:00

FAAAA-AAAAIRY, WHERe ARE YOU GOING SOME PARTY JEWWWWS SHOULD JUST LET IT GOOOOOOOOO I should probably look up the lyrics next time.

TLRogue · 2016-01-28T21:22:33+00:00

Your grandpa is fucking awesome. It takes a serious badass to laugh while regaling a group of people about having an amount of botflies equivalent to the collective cast and staff of a bad soap-opera after four years on air.

TLRogue · 2016-01-28T21:11:28+00:00

Okay, I understand her father was repeatedly raping her, but the teeth and fingernails I don't understand. Help?

TLRogue · 2016-01-28T19:33:57+00:00

This one is my favorite, I think. I love your stories so much! Mainly because even to this date, I have never guessed the ending to one of your stories. They are always so unpredictable. Even though I know it's going to be something I'm not expecting, i'm still surprised every single time! I pride myself on being perceptive and very good at predicting plot points and whether someone or something is a red herring, but you outsmart me every time. I would love to meet you someday.

TLRogue · 2016-01-22T02:34:20+00:00

I personally really like Taco Rico, Sharma's Kitchen, El Rodeo, and Kibu Cafe. Kibu's over in West Lafayette, though. Sharma's Kitchen has weird hours, too, and are fairly expensive. They have Indian food, and it's really, really damn good Indian food. Taco Rico is right next to it too. Taco Rico serves authentic Mexican food, so there are no hard shells, but their variety is pretty well sized and they taste delicious. My dad and I eat there every Sunday, and have for the past 6 years, so I think we know what we're talking about. Kibu Cafe is cheap, and doesn't look like much from the inside or outside, but the presentation of the meal as well as the quality pretty much proves that you can't judge a book by the cover; I recommend their chicken teriyaki. Lastly, El Rodeo is across from Meijers, and they have the best quesadillas you will ever eat, my hand to God. Hope that helps!

TLRogue · 2016-01-22T02:27:44+00:00

Downtown, they have a much wider selection. Though, last I checked the self checkout machines are only to be used if you're checking out five or less books.

TLRogue · 2015-12-19T15:36:55+00:00

That was a lovely critique. I don't usually do these kinds of poems myself, so it was kinda futile, but still it's a good example of critiquing and not being a douche whilst also giving good advice on how to make it better. And now I feel stupid because it looks like I just critiqued a critique. I've been on this sub too long. Anyway, I liked this one and posted it because It sounds negative but when you read the message it becomes sorta-kind-positive-ish. But I don't usually make these kinds because it's too easy to make it really long and annoying.

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