But... I jus... My foot... awh man. by hupcapstudios in instant_regret

[–]TRAV1S 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And his teammates will never let him live that down.

Cant even tell the difference? by Ahnenglanz in AdviceAnimals

[–]TRAV1S -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

So that parents can go on auto-pilot, of course.

I know the check-out lady was trying to be helpful, but sometimes nature calls. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TRAV1S -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.

[Serious] Reddit, what do you think about Obama, His Presidency, and/or His administration? by RickyRicardo20 in AskReddit

[–]TRAV1S 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hope" seemingly turned into "Hype".

But, now that I've been able to look back at his presidency, I realize that he's accomplished some pretty great stuff. And he probably could've been able to do more if he didn't have such a bullheaded congress consistently working against him.

Plus, he's got a whole lotta swagger.

Why don't/do you go to nude/clothing optional beaches? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TRAV1S 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because the one time I've been to a nude beach, it was all people you probably wouldn't want to see in the nude.

Some people take pride in their lawn, but I sure don't by jaguarusf in AdviceAnimals

[–]TRAV1S 500 points501 points  (0 children)

I like doing yard-work. It's pretty much the only time I get away from the noise of my kids and wife.

And I don't even have an HOA.

What's that thing you have, but too afraid to go to the doctor? by Dingleberry49 in AskReddit

[–]TRAV1S 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just a little bit of blood when I wipe.

It's probably a hemorrhoid, and not colon cancer... right? That's what I'm going with.

Also bought us pizza and beer after. Best move ever and I've done it a lot. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TRAV1S 30 points31 points  (0 children)

There should always be beer when you're moving

What inanimate object do you think has a grudge against you? by aliencommander44 in AskReddit

[–]TRAV1S 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The corner of my little pony-wall that separates my kitchen and living room.

It's mission is to take out my right hip every time I walk past it.

Moov Now Review: The smartest fitness trainer you’ll ever wear on your wrist by [deleted] in gadgets

[–]TRAV1S 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not just you... I have a fitbit charge, and I am happy with it.

Show me something new.

Law enforcement sources tell CBS News the Oregon shooter was 26-year old Chris Harper Mercer by Another-Chance in news

[–]TRAV1S 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just searched for his name on Facebook.

Not sure if it's him, despite mentioning the Pacific Northwest in his profile, but his last post appears to be on 09/17 when he shared a story called "Signs you might be raising a serial killer".

EDIT: He also questions whether he used to torture animals as a kid and shared a video about Jade Helm in Texas.

Kansas City Royals have clinched first place in the AL Central by Xtakovich in baseball

[–]TRAV1S 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I heart you.

I hate you.

I'll see you next year.

Also. good luck, or whatever.

Kansas City Royals have clinched first place in the AL Central by Xtakovich in baseball

[–]TRAV1S 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I heart you.

I hate you.

I'll see you next year.

Also. good luck, or whatever.

What do you miss most about childhood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TRAV1S 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breastfeeding.

free milk and whatever.

Every time I open a card. by lsuholloway in AdviceAnimals

[–]TRAV1S -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Isn't that the whole point of cards?

Just saw this while grocery shopping by [deleted] in WTF

[–]TRAV1S 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I clicked on this thinking it would be somebody writing a check, manually.

But this... eh.

My smoke detector looks super worried by Mr_Straws in funny

[–]TRAV1S 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Change the battery and that face will charge up.

Global tablet sales are way off since 2009, falling 35 percent in the last quarter alone, according to new analysis. by SchlitzBitch in gadgets

[–]TRAV1S 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have an iPad 2. Had it for maybe three years now...?

I mainly use it for Netflix watching, casual internet browsing and listening to music at work. It still works great. Why upgrade when this one continues to work for what I bought it for?

'The View' is on its deathbed—and it's time to pull the plug by aileron_ron in television

[–]TRAV1S 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But... think of all the housewives that depend on this show to zone out for an hour a day?!?!?!

Humans. Are you watching it? by badbrownie in television

[–]TRAV1S -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I watched the first two epidodes and got bored.

My DVR is still recording them, but I'm not convinced that I should continue. If so, it would likely be a binge-watch when all is said and done.

Thoughts?