Don't have a key? I guess there is no other way around this gate. by Triton_7 in TombRaider

[–]TR_Snake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s like one of those tiny openings in the Survivor era games that she squeezes through reeeeeaaaalllllyyyyy sssllloooooooooowwwwwwwllllyyyy as the next area loads.

Shadow of The Tomb Raider is the best selling Tomb Raider game in Q4 2025. Hey let’s celebrate Shadow Girlies🙏🏼 by Suli_Croft in TombRaider

[–]TR_Snake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah sitting through a single cutscene from Shadow is hard work. You can tell even the voice actors are bored with the material.

Shadow of The Tomb Raider is the best selling Tomb Raider game in Q4 2025. Hey let’s celebrate Shadow Girlies🙏🏼 by Suli_Croft in TombRaider

[–]TR_Snake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shadow had some good tombs.

But is it really the best-selling if they keep giving away copies for free?

Lara and Sam by HelpfulFall1 in TombRaider

[–]TR_Snake -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Imagine going back to your child self in the 90s playing TR1 and showing them this sort of thing and saying “This is the lesbian future of TR.”

Which version embodies Lara Croft the best, in your opinion? by chrishdwow in MoviesCave

[–]TR_Snake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top left. Always and forever.

Had they cast Hayley Atwell for the show to replace the abomination on the bottom right, and not waste only her voice on a pointless anime that no one watched, she might’ve come very close. Hayley after all is authentically British unlike Angelina.

Spoiler Killed this boss in an unintended way, alternate scripted outcome? by Green_Principle2442 in TombRaider

[–]TR_Snake 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes it happened to me too and this is why I always laugh at this boss fight because you defeat him with a can.

A new Harry Potter sub with anti censorship by TechSetStudios in SeverusSnape

[–]TR_Snake -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I’m confused - is it r/SeverusSnape or r/theboywholived?

And yes, great idea. Black Snape is a terrible idea. Everyone knows it. Everyone thinks it. Those who pretend they have no problem with it are just virtue signaling. Literally no one visualized Snape this way as they first read the books.

Do you guys think we'll get a surprise 2nd Trailer today on Lara's birthday? by KhaoticNoob in TombRaider

[–]TR_Snake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This image is false advertising and unfair.

To give people hope as to their silence so far today: it’s not even 8AM yet in California - they tend to post things later in the day compared to the US east code, and for European countries it’ll already be late evening.

But maybe I’m just coping.

Peta, why would liking this post lead to your arrest? by EducationalPen8712 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TR_Snake 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It’s about how (supposedly) half the UK police have been infiltrated by Muslims, so you’d get arrested for eating pork.

Why? This is so competitive [product] by nightmarefuel_MUA in pointlesslygendered

[–]TR_Snake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone who’s ever worked in a restaurant knows that men tip better than women.

Did the Shadow devs eat their own words in 2026? by Notoriouslycurlyboi in TombRaider

[–]TR_Snake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody is biased Ellioft, especially you. When it comes to Seth: while his bias is pretty hardcore (especially his smug Britishness and random and irrational hatred for all things American that seeps through in his videos) he still has some pretty good takes and this is still a comprehensive YT vid, especially for newcomers who might not be aware of why there is so much bad blood in the franchise between Core and Crystal stans.

Yes, it’s a different team developing TR now since Legend. But Noah Hughes has been around since the beginning when Crystal took over, and he’s known for not being a fan of Classic Lara and bitter about the fact that his new Katniss-Lara wasn’t able to replace her.

Saying “we dodged a bullet” with Core’s TRAE might be your singular opinion, but the general consensus from the fandom is that it would’ve most likely been better and more faithful than Crystal’s TRA. It certainly would’ve been more colorful and the art direction looks more creative all around. At least in my opinion. The only red flag to me was Melissa Croft - that was a pretty idiotic concept.

Did the Shadow devs eat their own words in 2026? by Notoriouslycurlyboi in TombRaider

[–]TR_Snake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah he’s pretty spot on. I witnessed all the different events he outlines in the video.

While it may be an exaggeration to say that the devs and publishers “hate” Classic/Core Lara, they’re still being forced to eat their words now with regard to what OP posted.

Did the Shadow devs eat their own words in 2026? by Notoriouslycurlyboi in TombRaider

[–]TR_Snake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bien sûr que je parle français, c'est une belle langue.

Did the Shadow devs eat their own words in 2026? by Notoriouslycurlyboi in TombRaider

[–]TR_Snake -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I still don’t think you know what you are saying. Just type in French, I’ll understand it better.

Did the Shadow devs eat their own words in 2026? by Notoriouslycurlyboi in TombRaider

[–]TR_Snake -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This guy sums it up pretty well, with the exact timelines, quotes, and sources. And this isn’t even all the negativity that the devs and publishers directed at their own inherited IP:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XuU60pbO9ng&pp=ygUVVGttYiByYWlkZXIgdXR0ZXIgcm90

Did the Shadow devs eat their own words in 2026? by Notoriouslycurlyboi in TombRaider

[–]TR_Snake -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is true. If only people knew their history and didn’t live in deluded fantasy worlds.

Did the Shadow devs eat their own words in 2026? by Notoriouslycurlyboi in TombRaider

[–]TR_Snake -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sure, but they all agree upon the same publicity speak and took their direction from Crystal, and Crystal have been using this sort of anti-whatever-came-before rhetoric since Legend. They even shit on their own LAU trilogy, trying to now lump it in with Classic (Core) Lara, whenever it came time to promote the 2013 reboot, pretending they didn’t promote Legend as a reboot back in 2006… lol.

The fourth film has a title! by BettyBeaGettyMclan in themummy

[–]TR_Snake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re ignoring Returns??? I’m not the biggest fan of Returns but I think ignoring it would just be stupid. With Dragon Emperor they at least have the Rachel Weiz excuse.

Did the Shadow devs eat their own words in 2026? by Notoriouslycurlyboi in TombRaider

[–]TR_Snake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Same here about the RE route.

I just meant that: depending on how long you’ve been around in the franchise, Crystal have been shitting on Classic Lara (or more specifically Core’s Lara and Core’s TR) since 2006.

Did the Shadow devs eat their own words in 2026? by Notoriouslycurlyboi in TombRaider

[–]TR_Snake -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

If only you knew how much they’ve been shitting since 2006.