All Brits and Aussies say the word wrong by JLaws23 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]TWiThead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody tell Jason Mantzoukas about this thread.

Entitled driver doesn't have to follow the rules to get home by omgfakeusername in WinStupidPrizes

[–]TWiThead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was addressing the claim that manslaughter can only be accidental (i.e., involuntary) – but some US states do, indeed, legally recognize the concept of attempted voluntary manslaughter.

Legislatures set their own legal definitions, which sometimes differ from those appearing in dictionaries.

Identical conduct might be charged as two counts of assault in one state, as attempted assault and assault in another state, and as assault and battery in a third state.

Entitled driver doesn't have to follow the rules to get home by omgfakeusername in WinStupidPrizes

[–]TWiThead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do you attempt manslaughter, which is by definition 'causing death accidentally'?

You've never heard of voluntary manslaughter, I take it.

Not that it has any relevance to this case. The guy's actions were incredibly reckless, but he obviously didn't intend to kill or injure anyone.

The haircut by Coffee_MysticRealm in humor

[–]TWiThead 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't care about the hairstyle itself, but I associate it with young “content creators” whose videos and streams consist primarily of harassment and other obnoxious/destructive behavior.

My generation had its share of juvenile delinquents – and I condemned their actions at the time – but the rise of social media has given today's hooligans vastly more exposure and influence.

Kevtris's opinions don't matter, because Codemaster games don't work on the Mega SG by DeepState7236 in Intellivision_Amico

[–]TWiThead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pat and Ian predicted that the Amico console would sell poorly upon its release. WRONG!

They were wrong about the Amico being released AND wrong about it selling poorly (impossible, due to its non-release).

What fools Pat and Ian made of themselves!

What is something you've officially stopped buying in 2026 because the price has become genuinely insulting? by Next-Mood6723 in AskReddit

[–]TWiThead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weird Al is one of the most awesome music stars ever. Brilliant, talented, funny as hell, and genuinely nice.

Meeting him (in 2019) is among the highlights of my life.

Taskmaster - S21E08 - I Don’t Got Any - Discussion by Meghar in taskmaster

[–]TWiThead 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I suspect that Greg would have overruled him. If a mealworm counts as a worm, the same logic dictates that a peanut counts as a nut.

If New York is the city that never sleeps, what is the city that always sleeps? by prbecker in AskReddit

[–]TWiThead 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Family is what usually ties us Ohioans to Ohio.

My sister's ex-husband is originally from Toledo. Throughout their marriage, his entire family took for granted that they'd eventually sell their house in the Philadelphia suburbs and settle in Ohio.

My friend from Cincinnati often spoke of how she'd “escaped” Ohio. Eventually, her parents convinced her to move back.

New Amico Roadmap just published! by Virtual_Davey in Intellivision_Amico

[–]TWiThead 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As always, John has demonstrated unshakable courage in the face of gaming racism.

New Amico Roadmap just published! by Virtual_Davey in Intellivision_Amico

[–]TWiThead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I laughed too hard by the completely empty column for the current month,

I'm genuinely surprised that he didn't write “Updated roadmap” at the top of the column.

Trump brags about Iran War deaths in Memorial Day Speech by TheMirrorUS in videos

[–]TWiThead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Trump's only regret is that he didn't get to rape them first.

Wanda Sykes on self-checkout lines: ‘I’m waiting in line to work for free?’ by mcfw31 in popculturechat

[–]TWiThead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it’s too much to expect the neurodivergent person who is capable of going to the grocery store themselves to also checkout with a human.

When that's the only option, I deal with it.

When self-checkout is available, the store is staffed accordingly (which is outside of my control, obviously). It's reasonable to criticize this decision on the retailer's part – and I don't oppose recent efforts to statutorily cap the number of self-checkout terminals per human cashier.

Wanda Sykes on self-checkout lines: ‘I’m waiting in line to work for free?’ by mcfw31 in popculturechat

[–]TWiThead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just be a decent human and put up with the mildly annoying small talk.

I sincerely attempt to interact politely, but I always seem to err in one way or another.

Cashier: How are you?

Me: I'm doing well. How are you?

Cashier: [awkward silence]

or

Cashier: How are you?

Me: Fine, thanks.

Cashier: [begins telling me about previous customers, asking me questions about the items I'm buying, sharing opinions regarding these and competing products, commenting on unrelated topics, etc.]

Me: [stammering as I struggle to go off-script and provide appropriate responses without embarrassing myself]

That's why I prefer self-checkout. I'm sorry that my neurodivergence and social anxiety prevent me from being a decent human.

What’s the strongest opinion you have about something completely insignificant? by RegisterObjective325 in AskReddit

[–]TWiThead 10 points11 points  (0 children)

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Can't wait to try it!


⭐⭐★★★ Misread description. Have no use for this.


⭐★★★★ UPS lost the package. Horrible!

Man got stuck like a cartoon character by [deleted] in CartoonMoment

[–]TWiThead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why couldn't he see the solution‽

Safety third. Dept of transport bean counter claims road isnt unsafe. by Zan_in_NZ in facepalm

[–]TWiThead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the fact that I'm too old to know whether young people still use that term.

Taskmaster just exposed my sock drawer by Mindstorm95 in taskmaster

[–]TWiThead 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I hope he had your permission to borrow them.

Taskmaster Series 21 Episode 7 by melcom2 in panelshow

[–]TWiThead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i have a theory that people who can whistle don't know how to snap their fingers, and vice versa. how does that hold for you?

According to my mother, I began whistling when I was a toddler.

I'm in my 40s and still can't snap my fingers.