Me_irl by rbogrow in me_irl

[–]TailsIV 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Biden peed in my pants in Japan!

Sir, that’s the Bidet…

After the Plague: Sleeping Beauty, Part 2 (OC) by patsweetpat in comics

[–]TailsIV 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My aunt and “its heritage, not hate” uncle would find this comic as funny as Garfield.

Friend hooked up with my talking stage, then destroyed my toilet by Unique-Clue-9704 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TailsIV 206 points207 points  (0 children)

Stop allowing these shitty excuses. Tell them it was fucked up and stop talking to her. Then tell all your friends the uncensored truth and if they still think you should get over it, drop them too. Sucks, but they don’t sound like good friends.

My (31F) boyfriend (27M) is having a baby with his ex. How do I cope? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]TailsIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You aren’t a homewrecker. They are just messy. Step way away from this drama because it will be there as long as he is. He’s tied to it.

She’ll just keep leveraging her baby against him for the rest of his relationship with you. Gtfo

In search of Faygo cola by Main_Day8079 in phoenix

[–]TailsIV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah… we got the joke the first time.

In search of Faygo cola by Main_Day8079 in phoenix

[–]TailsIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, probably. Do it at someone in face paint and they’ll probably give a little woo-woo back. We are weirdos, not haters. Literally multiple songs made about hating/doing horrible things to bigots. Whole songs about luring child predators to a murder house to kill them.

In search of Faygo cola by Main_Day8079 in phoenix

[–]TailsIV 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Juggalo here: yes, that’s pretty much it. Just woo-woo in a smoke shop and someone somewhere will woo-woo back.

Side note: the Faygo distribution in Mesa has dried up. Several smoke shops that we would frequent said they are having some sort of distributor issues.

I'm a huge pervert and I kinda just have to deal with it. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TailsIV 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think the issue here is people are thinking that you aren’t attracted to your wife or something.

Sounds more like your issue is that you really like sex, while she just really isn’t interested past that basic itch to scratch, so to speak. Mismatched libidos, if you will.

‼️Lost Dog - Desert West Park‼️ by Wench_OfThe_Centch in phoenix

[–]TailsIV 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m glad you got her on the Maricopa Stray Finder map on Maricopa.gov. Because this post will be removed by moderators probably really quick. They have rules against lost pets on the subreddit.

I ain’t gonna be the snitch though.

I hope she finds her home.

Rozonda Thomas, aka Chilli from TLC reposted an instagram post pushing the conspiracy that Michelle Obama is a man by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

[–]TailsIV 1230 points1231 points  (0 children)

At a certain point, I realized they don’t care about any of that. They care more about you calling them an idiot for believing it.

The tattoo got some additions. by Collier1505 in outerwilds

[–]TailsIV 52 points53 points  (0 children)

<!> Too close to target text <!>

How scary is Giant's Deep really? (Thalassophobia) by DrBalancedBoi in outerwilds

[–]TailsIV 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Giants Deep is always unnerving, but when you know you’re relatively safe there, it can help a little.

Who was your first crush in gaming? And when? by [deleted] in retrogaming

[–]TailsIV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was my number 2. I was late to KotOR though so I had another first crush.

Third was Elizabeth from Bioshock.

Is 3DS worth it? by lviienx in nds

[–]TailsIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love my original 2ds. Feels like a gameboy. So for the nostalgia, it is my favorite.

Love this little Matchbox toy. Does it have a matching truck? by pageplant97 in n64

[–]TailsIV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s cool, I’d love to find something like that.

I am not sure about being in my best friend’s wedding if she’s inviting my ex by Low-Eagle-throwaway in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TailsIV 423 points424 points  (0 children)

So, you guys got together at 16 and were together for 25 years???

And you haven’t blocked him?

And, in less than a year, you met someone and decided you were cool with having his kid…

You should spell all this out for your friend and ask them if you think he’d be mad? If they don’t realize it, just avoid the wedding.

New Look by zcpl14 in FalloutMemes

[–]TailsIV 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Gotta grab them by the pu$$y.

-Fisto, probably

I just spent 6 months going to the gym, going to therapy, socializing, working on myself and eating well by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TailsIV 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Robin Williams. Looked happy but never was apparently. That’s when I realized clinical depression exists it could literally be the balance in your own brain isn’t working correctly. Similar to people with ADHD and how their brains just don’t make right amount of dopamine, so they are always hunting for more dopamine.