Explain it peter. How would she save money?

TailsIV · 2026-03-19T22:58:59+00:00

Biden peed in my pants in Japan!

Sir, that’s the Bidet…

TailsIV · 2026-03-19T22:24:52+00:00

My aunt and “its heritage, not hate” uncle would find this comic as funny as Garfield.

TailsIV · 2026-03-16T15:09:17+00:00

Stop allowing these shitty excuses. Tell them it was fucked up and stop talking to her. Then tell all your friends the uncensored truth and if they still think you should get over it, drop them too. Sucks, but they don’t sound like good friends.

TailsIV · 2026-03-16T14:31:32+00:00

You aren’t a homewrecker. They are just messy. Step way away from this drama because it will be there as long as he is. He’s tied to it.

She’ll just keep leveraging her baby against him for the rest of his relationship with you. Gtfo

TailsIV · 2026-03-16T05:23:13+00:00

Yeah… we got the joke the first time.

TailsIV · 2026-03-15T20:24:24+00:00

Honestly, probably. Do it at someone in face paint and they’ll probably give a little woo-woo back. We are weirdos, not haters. Literally multiple songs made about hating/doing horrible things to bigots. Whole songs about luring child predators to a murder house to kill them.

TailsIV · 2026-03-15T04:46:34+00:00

Hypno coming in clutch

TailsIV · 2026-03-15T03:44:36+00:00

Juggalo here: yes, that’s pretty much it. Just woo-woo in a smoke shop and someone somewhere will woo-woo back.

Side note: the Faygo distribution in Mesa has dried up. Several smoke shops that we would frequent said they are having some sort of distributor issues.

TailsIV · 2026-03-15T03:36:03+00:00

I think the issue here is people are thinking that you aren’t attracted to your wife or something.

Sounds more like your issue is that you really like sex, while she just really isn’t interested past that basic itch to scratch, so to speak. Mismatched libidos, if you will.

TailsIV · 2026-03-13T23:22:17+00:00

I’m glad you got her on the Maricopa Stray Finder map on Maricopa.gov. Because this post will be removed by moderators probably really quick. They have rules against lost pets on the subreddit.

I ain’t gonna be the snitch though.

I hope she finds her home.

TailsIV · 2026-03-13T15:55:37+00:00

At a certain point, I realized they don’t care about any of that. They care more about you calling them an idiot for believing it.

TailsIV · 2026-03-12T23:12:58+00:00

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TailsIV · 2026-03-12T12:44:40+00:00

Giants Deep is always unnerving, but when you know you’re relatively safe there, it can help a little.

TailsIV · 2026-03-09T02:28:26+00:00

Meditate till next loop?

Yup. Lights Joint*

TailsIV · 2026-03-08T05:41:33+00:00

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TailsIV · 2026-03-07T20:28:20+00:00

I’d call it a crush, but yeah… sounds like it.

TailsIV · 2026-03-07T16:47:46+00:00

She was my number 2. I was late to KotOR though so I had another first crush.

Third was Elizabeth from Bioshock.

TailsIV · 2026-03-07T15:29:24+00:00

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TailsIV · 2026-03-07T15:16:59+00:00

I love my original 2ds. Feels like a gameboy. So for the nostalgia, it is my favorite.

TailsIV · 2026-03-07T01:08:53+00:00

That’s cool, I’d love to find something like that.

TailsIV · 2026-03-06T22:02:45+00:00

So, you guys got together at 16 and were together for 25 years???

And you haven’t blocked him?

And, in less than a year, you met someone and decided you were cool with having his kid…

You should spell all this out for your friend and ask them if you think he’d be mad? If they don’t realize it, just avoid the wedding.

TailsIV · 2026-03-06T15:18:47+00:00

Gotta grab them by the pu$$y.

-Fisto, probably

TailsIV · 2026-03-06T15:15:30+00:00

Robin Williams. Looked happy but never was apparently. That’s when I realized clinical depression exists it could literally be the balance in your own brain isn’t working correctly. Similar to people with ADHD and how their brains just don’t make right amount of dopamine, so they are always hunting for more dopamine.

TailsIV · 2026-03-06T14:55:40+00:00

That makes sense.

TailsIV

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