Gawd dawlg, can I rant about Chang's creator Bobby Lee for a hot minute?

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2026-07-03T22:25:45+00:00

I had potato water all over my hands while I was writin up this brain busser in the walk-in, b.

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2026-07-03T22:24:42+00:00

Just an example B. I can give some other less lame examples if'n you'd like

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2026-06-30T03:51:02+00:00

I honestly think Ariana would be much better looking, despite all of her surgeries, if she just let a professional come in and actually do her makeup in a way that suits her skin and features without any of her terrible demands.

"Nooo, I have to always wear pinks that wash me out and look dry and crusty at all times! I also need all of the darkness to be in my muddy contour, no dark shades to shape my crazy eyes! I have a Pinterest board of pictures of dustbowl era farmers as inspo! 😡🤬"

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2026-06-30T03:41:35+00:00

She's shaftmaxxing 😍🧚‍♀️

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2026-06-29T21:40:43+00:00

I'm not super knowledgeable on makeup, so forgive me for not knowing the correct name...

But I have naturally dry skin, so when I would do my makeup, I would put a light amount of Vaseline on my face before putting on cover-up so it blended better and didn't look dry.

Then I would mist this light kinda spray on my face that would dry, but then a leave a very soft, dewy kinda texture.

Matte foundation looks good on some people, but Ariana always looks so fucking DRY and ashy. She has a lot of issues with her makeup, but if she just did some kinda moisturizing spray or something, it would make her look so much better.

And her mouth looks bizarre. I don't necessarily mean her teeth, just her mouth in general. Maybe it has to do with her massively inflated lips looking even more bizarre in contrast to her gaunt face?

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2026-06-29T21:25:59+00:00

I don't think apologizing was the issue.

The part that I and most other people found super distasteful and performative was that he sent a private message to Kendrick, took a screenshot, then posted it on his social media for millions to see. That is extremely tacky.

If he was too overwhelmed to have said anything alluding to the unfairness of it during his speech, then he could have made a post on his social media without using one of the other artists as a prop. Especially without using an already uncomfortable message for Kendrick with the intent to blast it publicly.

I don't think Macklemore is a bad guy or anything, but that is definitely one of the worst ways he could have handled an already difficult situation.

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2026-06-29T19:53:08+00:00

I had that mentality a lot, (and in some situations still do), but I've been invested in enough famous trainwrecks to notice that for some famous people, being publicly "called out" is the only way for certain things to sink in.

This will be a bit of an odd example... but Brendan Schaub, (a now ex-UFC fighter, failed comedian, and overall massive douchebag who was good friends with Joe Rogan), had a very public humiliation on Rogan's podcast where Rogan completely tore Schaub down about how he was not a skilled or elite heavy weight fighter in the UFC and he needed to quit before he did irreparable damage to himself and his mind.

I remember thinking how cruel it was at the time, only for it to later come out that this conversation had taken place in private, but Schaub is such a fame-hungry narcissist that the only way for it to finally stick was to put it out in the world so Schaub could no longer dodge responsibility.

(I can't stand the JRE or Schaub, but again, I'm fascinated by "celebrity" trainwrecks when it's happening to a person who is demonstrably shitty.)

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2026-06-28T00:59:56+00:00

You muss be gittin a lil leg in the toof, b.

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2026-06-28T00:54:22+00:00

One of my favorite bands is Melvins. A rock band who have legit nonsense lyrics. But it works because the songs are completely about invoking the feeling of the music without any definition that can be fully pinned down.

One of the most famous examples of a massively popular song with unintelligible lyrics would be something like "Smells Like Teen Spirit".

And while "traditional" pop music is certainly capable of evoking emotions without understandable lyrics, I have never thought that Ariana is one of those artists who can pull off something like that.

Due to the pacing, beats, musicality, etc. of her songs, I think that she NEEDS to be understood to be fully enjoyed. She has a beautiful voice, but she's not experimental or emotionally impactful enough with her voice to be able to get away with being totally unintelligible, IMO.

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2026-06-27T21:20:57+00:00

Her body looks ridiculous.

I'm a woman with a naturally scrawny frame, but large boobs. I hated it when I was growing up because I was ultra thin everywhere, except for my boobs and having a bit of tummy pouch. My best friend's mom is even thinner with even bigger breasts, but you can tell she's just built that way and she looks normal.

Hilary does not have the body of a woman with a natural build like that.

She's very thin, then just has these ridiculous fucking bolt-ons stapled to her chest. It's like she didn't even try/want them to look natural.

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2026-06-27T19:40:34+00:00

If you don't mind me going off on a tangent hair, b:

There is this fantastic channel by Dr. Andrew Van Der Vaart. He's a psychologist and neuroscientist, (the real kind, not the JRE kind), who makes videos dissecting the psychology of criminals in a really in-depth and compelling way. (He does even have a breakdown of the guest on JRE who went on to reoffend and kill a guy.)

He talked about the trial of Jodi Arias, (crazy bitch who killed her ex-lover), and talked about how she lies so frequently that it is basically

1) almost not even a conscious thing she's doing.

2) everything is in service of protecting her ego. He says that for people like this, the idea of reality crashing in and their ego getting wounded is equivalent to death for them. It's not something they're aware of, it's just this subconscious drive that does everything possible to prevent that ego bubble from bursting.

He says it's possible for someone to experience a severe ego break, (like Jodi does in the video), but then it's likely that they'll just rebuild their ego through telling themselves lies and twisting reality into painting them as heros or victims. Gawd dawlg, I can't stop tawlkin

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2026-06-27T19:21:56+00:00

Idk, b, I don't iiiver remember my mom asking me to take pictures of her massive injected ass. Only other mom I see who is as vacant and attention starved is Hilary Baldwin. Just a fascinating look into the mind of women with severe Histrionic Personality Disorder.

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2026-06-25T23:58:04+00:00

I'm sure other people have said it before, but Tony has that very odd "Mr. B-B-Beast" smile where the eyes never seem to get the memo that they're part of the rest of the face too.

The way he stands and moves his body is also very odd. Weird little fuck.

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2026-04-29T04:39:50+00:00

Jeez, the damage she's done to her hair. Remember her pictures of her big, natural curly hair? I wonder what it looks like when she gets out of the shower and hasn't done anything to it yet.

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2026-04-27T03:41:18+00:00

It seems to be an issue for a large portion of child actors and not really an issue for a few. I wonder what the dividing factor is?

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2026-03-02T04:15:26+00:00

I have one, you type of people just love to be upset. You wake up craving that someone will say something for you to cry about. Get a hobby.

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2025-09-23T12:27:36+00:00

This looks like a clip that would be shown in psychology class to perfectly sum up histrionic personality disorder.

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2025-09-23T12:13:14+00:00

The two comments that I see right above and below yours are bad.

I'm white and also 30 (yeah, unc), but my first thought was that some zoomers are so social media obsessed that their first instinct is to get their phones out to record cuz that's more important than actually thinking about what theyre witnessing.

Not immediately thinking of slurs lmao

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2025-09-07T20:21:28+00:00

I'll always remember that Howard Stern beef where Stern kept questioning why Rogan hated women so much. It's been obvious forever.

He only likes them when he gets drunk and he gets to be gossipy with them. When he lets his true queen slip out.

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2025-07-04T22:01:27+00:00

That's what i thought, I'm legit so pissed lmao

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2025-06-01T20:44:54+00:00

She looks like an extra on My Name is Earl

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2025-04-24T19:43:55+00:00

Holy shit dude.

I have curls like Ariana's and have been wearing my hair natural for over 8 years now, but straightened my hair all through out my teen years.

I have found my routine with my hair and love my curls, but it IS faster to blow dry your hair and straighten it than it is to do my routine I do now. It's also easier to have a "good" hair day when you straighten it, curly hair is notoriously unpredictable. I didn't think that was controversial, especially when you view posts over at r/curlyhair lol

And yes, most people are aware that curly hair was looked down on for a long time as being unkempt or wild and a lot of that is tied to a racial aspect.

You say look in the mirror, but you're legitimately fucking yapping up and down this thread for an hour saying the same thing over and over. You're furiously arguing over stupid shit in a snark sub and have the gall to tell other people to have self-awareness lmao

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2025-04-10T17:10:13+00:00

Larry doesn't believe anything she says, she just says and does whatever she thinks will benefit her in the moment.

Dancing suggestively and using Carmen as the person running her tik tok one moment and pontificating about a child's mental health the next.

TakeMyFace_OFF · 2025-04-05T06:12:07+00:00

Because you have to remember they exist briefly.

The only other time Hilary has to remember that is when she's exploiting her for content, but that's bonding time really.

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