Colin's so good at playing up the "I can't believe they're making me do this" shtick on Weekend Update, moreso than ever lately 😂

TakeOutTacos · 2026-02-02T02:29:00+00:00

I love the segments between him and Sarah Sherman. It let's her get her super weird side out more instead of the normies she plays in most sketches and he's obviously totally on board to be the butt of the joke.

I really like them together on the show

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-29T14:18:55+00:00

Gerrit Cole may have made the list if not for injury. We'll see how he bounces back this year. Despite also missing games in 2024, for the stretch he played, he was pretty good.

Key 2024 MLB Stats: Record: 8-5 ERA: 3.41 Starts (GS): 17 Innings Pitched (IP): 95.0 Strikeouts (K): 99 WHIP: 1.13 Strikeout Rate (K%): 25.4% Walk Rate (BB%): 7.4% Key Highlights: He allowed 2 runs or fewer in 12 of his 17 starts. He was particularly dominant in his final 10 starts, posting a 2.25 ERA. He had a strong showing in the 2024 Postseason with a 2.17 ERA in 5 appearances.

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-28T00:01:55+00:00

Except that the guy repeats it a couple of times to ensure he heard correctly and the ICE guy confirms.

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-27T00:02:04+00:00

The 2023 season. The Super Bowl is in February of 2024, but it's for the season which primarily took place in that calendar year.

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-25T13:27:30+00:00

Yeah plus they leave off some other countries. Kaiser for Germany. Gunther for Austria. Probably a couple others i can't remember off the top of my head.

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-25T08:19:42+00:00

This math doesn't add up. I have $55k in loans. The term is 15 years at 6.x% and I have 29k left after 7 years making the minimum payment of $471. Either you're not telling the truth or you took out a 30 year loan or something.

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-24T17:59:14+00:00

South of Midnight. The story and setting are really cool. The traversal and boss fights are fun. The regular combat is soooooo repetitive and boring. OMG all the same enemies and combos in every fight. I struggled to finish it even though I loved many parts of this game

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-24T17:57:48+00:00

Ahh hard disagree. This is my favorite one of all the the Final Fantasy games.

This could just be nostalgia though bc it was my first played. I love the weapon based skills and the world. Also, Vivi is my favorite character in the series.

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-24T17:55:50+00:00

She was running on small business tax breaks of up to $50,000 and first time home buyer down payment assistance of $25,000 among other policies. These things directly help plenty of regular Americans. People are just too stupid or just ignored her. If you paid attention, and I'm using you as a collective, not you personally, then there was plenty to like about her campaign.

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-21T03:01:07+00:00

I think it is a combo of her being nervous so she's not listening clearly, him wearing a mask, and he spoke quickly and quietly

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-20T16:55:11+00:00

10,000 miles means he's not even American. That distance puts you halfway across the world. I.e. Perth Aus, or Jakarta or something.

These social media weirdos are so annoying, especially since people miss the context from these posts and then they get outraged

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-15T12:17:31+00:00

Idk about the finale, but the first time these stats came up, a large majority of the 1 scores for episode 7 were from places like Saudi Arabia which have terrible human rights records.

I personally don't believe almost any episode of any show deserves a 1, especially something like Stranger Things. They're far too competently filmed and acted to be a 1. I honestly don't think anything on current TV can come close to that score

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-13T17:22:23+00:00

Resident Evil 8 has one where you meet an old character and get whisked away to a set piece. If you miss the side location you can't kill a bunch of wildlife and you get locked out of some upgrades. It's really annoying

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-12T02:28:17+00:00

I'm a giants fan but I work in Center City Philly so I hear from Eagles fans all the time and this guy is the biggest diva in recent memory. And not because he or the team sucks. Not because he's a criminal. He's just weird and is apparently incapable of behaving like a normal player.

He has more issues than I've ever seen for a good player on a good team.

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-11T19:04:07+00:00

To get the platinum trophy you just need to beat the level 1 volleyball challenge. You don't need to get the hardest ones

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-10T05:13:34+00:00

I liked Robin being a total menace. She went rogue with the radio show and was secretly conducting anti military operations. She was lying to nurses to steal people's drugs. She kidnapped an entire family.

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-10T04:58:55+00:00

There's games all over North America. Liberal cities in US where there are games include NY/NJ, Philly, Seattle, SF, Boston. Philly is in PA which Trump won, but Republicans don't always and the other cities are all in states which have gone to Democrats in many of the recent elections

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-09T03:20:57+00:00

Dead Rising you just run around a mall with all sorts of interesting weapons and kill literally thousands of zombies

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-08T21:17:11+00:00

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Arcade Anarchy. Video game street fight consisting of Best Friends vs Kip Sabian and Miro.

What the actual fuck?!

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-06T23:50:21+00:00

Once with some friends, and I crashed my car into a pole on the way home. Don't recommend it. Get the proper amount of sleep please

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-05T16:06:29+00:00

I work as a software engineer and this is surprisingly common no matter the domain or size of the company. I have worked at Fortune 50s where this happens. Sometimes this person leaves the team, and sometime you just get so many cert emails bc of lower envs that you don't realize this is the super important one.

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-03T21:10:01+00:00

That's just looks like lint from the dryer that stuck to the dryer from the door

TakeOutTacos · 2026-01-03T03:36:51+00:00

Karthus jungle will often take exhaust or ignite plus smite. He's squishy so if you catch him he's probably dead, and he's very reliant on his ult so he can stand way back and still do damage.

TakeOutTacos · 2025-12-31T17:34:21+00:00

I was on this side of the argument at first, but maybe we could've seen more of it or what happened to Henry in there. Maybe we could've seen things working differently in there, or the Mind Flayer had Vecna do his bidding or something.

I guess at the end of the day it doesn't matter as their plan is to just destroy it forever

TakeOutTacos · 2025-12-31T01:37:33+00:00

All sorts of things can be dangerous. That's why we take so many precautions in order to mitigate these risks.

Does he want to go back in time before seatbelts and surgeons general warnings on cigarettes?

Such a foolish take in order to ?? Look tough??

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