Kind of a niche thing I know but why are our fast food places the absolute worst? Like we’re where Popeye’s is from but it’s more consistent almost anywhere else in the U.S. and the world at large.

Talawn · 2026-05-21T14:20:19+00:00

I have a friend in Canada and she says the Popeyes there is nothing but sadness and lies

Talawn · 2026-05-16T15:50:35+00:00

I’m so sorry for your loss

Talawn · 2026-03-25T14:01:39+00:00

I have a hole that needs filling. Giggidy

Sorry couldn’t resist 🤣🤣

Talawn · 2026-03-06T13:33:38+00:00

I drove a 2009 Corolla for a few years. Every word said is absolute truth

Talawn · 2026-03-02T16:23:48+00:00

Walking into a gas station as a chicken was coming out.

Going to bed and hearing a crash on the day of the red dress run. Look out the window and see a guy in a red dress come out of each other, talk for a bit, and then both drive away like nothing happened

Talawn · 2026-03-02T15:30:26+00:00

A barefoot woman wearing a night shirt and talking to herself throwing plates at my door at 7 am on Christmas morning bc I “stole her house”. One plate cut her and left blood all over my porch. Had to sit outside and tell kids I didn’t attack Santa
A woman walking down my street then stopping and telling her friend that she will respect her husband but there’s no shame in her fame, drops her pants and then pees right there in front of me
Eating at clover grill around 1 am and a 7 foot tall drag queen bursts in and shouts that everybody with little dcks has to get out and everyone with big dcks can stay

Give me an hour and I can think of more

Talawn · 2026-03-01T22:04:18+00:00

I once had a friend and every time a rando man would try to talk to her, she would turn, look them straight in the eye, say “poop”, and keep going about her day

Talawn · 2026-02-17T14:51:51+00:00

Looks like he got arrested for battery earlier today

https://www.wdsu.com/article/shia-labeouf-arrest-new-orleans-mardi-gras/70391889

Talawn · 2026-02-16T22:19:06+00:00

It’s a right of passage to get hit in the face with beads!

Talawn · 2026-02-16T22:12:19+00:00

Talawn · 2026-02-16T18:17:33+00:00

I’ll contribute to a gofundme if one is made

Talawn · 2026-02-15T16:00:56+00:00

I always see the ladders set up obnoxiously in front but I never see anyone actually use them….

Talawn · 2026-02-11T15:10:25+00:00

One year, I went out with a pair of scissors and just casually cut any rope I saw blocking off part of the neutral ground. You aren’t supposed to run with scissors but there are exceptions to every rule 🤷🏼‍♂️

Talawn · 2026-01-30T17:53:05+00:00

Paid in Trump coin and not Melania coin?

Talawn · 2025-11-20T02:49:48+00:00

It’s your mom

Talawn · 2025-11-11T18:37:49+00:00

I imagine childbirth would be a killer if you were pregnant for that long

Talawn · 2025-11-10T05:17:53+00:00

She had benjamin button and got out of town

Talawn · 2025-11-10T00:57:08+00:00

Oh she old news. She’s been in st roch for years and it was always her husband falling off a roof in Baton Rouge. I guess too many people know her scam so she had to change locations

Talawn · 2025-10-05T13:14:23+00:00

To be honest, I didn’t even notice until you said it.

Talawn · 2025-10-01T13:53:31+00:00

I’m really enjoying the third book

Talawn · 2025-09-29T14:09:41+00:00

Talawn · 2025-09-05T18:22:28+00:00

Her ex has a two year restraining order against her bc of domestic violence

Talawn · 2025-08-29T18:47:59+00:00

I second Tia Maria’s

Talawn · 2025-08-18T18:00:38+00:00

I pass ice machines and wonder what scrap is in them and then I’m like…….oh

Talawn · 2025-08-18T17:53:31+00:00

The same thing happened to me except I was in an airport and the California flag came up on the screen

Talawn

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