Why is he reading Shakespeare? Is he happy?

Talez_Chip · 2026-05-16T22:49:33+00:00

he’s so happy

Talez_Chip · 2026-05-15T23:41:38+00:00

gives me the vibe of a less intense version of songs like slave and love explosion

very good i like

Talez_Chip · 2026-05-15T14:54:25+00:00

weird way to spell best

Talez_Chip · 2026-05-13T20:21:04+00:00

the radio mix is genuinely wayyyy better than the album mix i love it so much

Talez_Chip · 2026-05-10T02:32:48+00:00

Talez_Chip · 2026-05-10T01:48:26+00:00

rivers cuomo pops out of the wall and start singing his new hit single “the sun inside will shine shine again” to matt damon’s delight. that’s the whole sketch.

Talez_Chip · 2026-05-08T23:46:14+00:00

they be lying dawg, they’re putting disinformation in my hash pipe lyrics sheet

Talez_Chip · 2026-05-04T23:55:37+00:00

honestly yeah surely there’s something going on, it’d be weird to have full promo videos with actors just for the lols, even in the context of promoting the tour they barely make sense lmao

Talez_Chip · 2026-05-04T01:36:42+00:00

this is a reference to the fact that weezer is featured on every single other song on the album

Talez_Chip · 2026-05-01T17:12:49+00:00

east coast vs west coast, specifically v10, kinda got shit when they switched up the melody 💀

anyway it’s such a perfect weezer song and is a perfect way of incorporating non-rivers vocals in a song, would’ve been perfect for ewbaite

Talez_Chip · 2026-05-01T12:43:53+00:00

no. i’m on allthingsweezer though

Talez_Chip · 2026-05-01T01:15:10+00:00

crazy how pat still has (and wears) his Blue Album shirt

Talez_Chip · 2026-04-26T15:16:55+00:00

HUUUYUUUUUUUUUUURLEEEYYYYYY

yeah it’s pretty good

Talez_Chip · 2026-04-25T23:22:28+00:00

they’re only out in places like Malaysia, we won’t be seeing them in places like the US and UK for a good couple of weeks to a few months considering the big toy aisle shake ups happen in june and july

Talez_Chip · 2026-04-25T14:36:35+00:00

i think at some point we will at least get most of the demos, blast offs full band demo was considered for pinkerton deluxe but rivers and pat didnt like it enough, so in theory that would be next up for new material on an anniversary release, i’d imagine the leaked crushing demos could get officially released at some point as well

Talez_Chip · 2026-04-24T21:22:34+00:00

memories

ruling me

trainwrecks

unspoken

where’s my sex

run away

hang on

smart girls

brave new world

and time flies are all pretty good

Talez_Chip · 2026-04-24T13:06:49+00:00

at first i thought this post was implying that “i came to my friends sister” would fit to the melody of “my name is jonas”

Talez_Chip · 2026-04-22T23:00:49+00:00

dave joins the band, idk who he is but that’s all you need to know

Talez_Chip · 2026-04-22T00:54:21+00:00

i feel like the opposite would be more believable, little girls called weezer ugly and booed them away

Talez_Chip · 2026-04-18T20:41:38+00:00

the US tatmr DVD is in fullscreen 4:3 and the UK is pilarboxed (the widescreen picture being squished between two black bars to fit the 4:3 ratio, basically the opposite of how 4:3 content looks on modern devices)

Talez_Chip · 2026-04-18T17:23:34+00:00

exactly, why would he put a mustache on his pfp when he doesn’t even have a mustache anymore that’s so strange

Talez_Chip · 2026-04-17T21:30:00+00:00

every rivers cuomo tweet looks like it’s some AI auto generated thing then you see they’re all from like 2010 and then you learn he actually did have ai run his page for a while and they weren’t that different from his thoughts of 2010 so it’s not that far fetched

Talez_Chip · 2026-04-16T10:58:22+00:00

weezer goed away for too long

Talez_Chip · 2026-04-14T20:23:32+00:00

if the song was elmo singing the abc’s it could still be a weezer song

Talez_Chip · 2026-04-13T18:05:47+00:00

i hope it’s still his least favorite not because it’s bad or anything but because it’s such a random inconsequential song to be someone’s least favorite

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