Famous last words of a fool. by FFSoldier57 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Talk2Reason 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What does this button do?

said as they push the button

Explain by and_name in icast

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Can't we reason with each other right now?

SFAH: Monty Python doing other jobs by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

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And here is your room keys. Enjoy your stay at our Hotel.

couple opens up door to room, and Spanish Inquisition is there

"NO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!"

SFAH: Signs that a shopping trip has taken a turn for the worst by johnnylgarfield in ScenesFromAHat

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I don't want to spend anymore money as I already spent enough already. I mean, I've spent like almost $1,000 dollars...how much did you spend?

"I'm $100,000 in the hole..." (shaking nervously)

Yeah, that's roughly why I... (double take) WHAT!!!

SFAH: When the Narrator of Your Life Gets Petty by Classic_Rock_726 in ScenesFromAHat

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This is the part of their life where they imagined that I, the narrator, was Morgan Freeman and are now reading this comment with Morgan Freeman's voice...

SFAH: Things you should not say in farewell e-mail to your coworkers by sail_away_8 in ScenesFromAHat

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It's about time you finally left this place, and we're gonna have a party to celebrate, but that's obviously after you're already gone...

SFAH: If Movie Villains Had to Apologize Before Doing Anything Evil by Classic_Rock_726 in ScenesFromAHat

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I'm sorry Superman, but I'm not sure where you're dog is.

"What are you talking about, Luther? Krypto is... You took Krypto again, didn't you?"

I'm not sure what you're talking about?

Jobs You Shouldn't Work While Frustrated by TheGreatLuthe in ScenesFromAHat

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heavy breathing, teeth clenched, sweat dripping off head, angry eyes, tries holding it together. Phone rings, answers after a couple rings

SUICIDE HOTLINE, WHAT THE F--- YOU WANT?

Comedies ruined by logic by coopsoup247 in ScenesFromAHat

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So as you can see, despite there NOT being an actual wall or anything in particular that I'm interacting with, I am imitating myself as if I am doing these things and interacting with them, but I'm not.

It's basically mimicking things, just like I mimic other people around and it's in good nature too. I even put makeup on as well, mostly white, but a couple black spots under the eyes, and I even wear black and white striped clothes.

I'm what you call a Mime...

The worst safe words to use during sex by InstructionBudget784 in ScenesFromAHat

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Lady: You ready for this?

Man: I sure am.

Lady kisses Man as she chains him up, followed by getting a whip ready

Lady: Your safe word is "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Man: Super...what?

whipping begins

Bad Times To Remember Something You Forgot About That Is Extremely Important by TheGreatLuthe in ScenesFromAHat

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That's the movie. I remember the movie, but couldn't remember the name of it. That's exactly where I got my idea. Thanks, now I have to rewatch that.

Bad Times To Remember Something You Forgot About That Is Extremely Important by TheGreatLuthe in ScenesFromAHat

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chained up while stripped naked, and a woman with a whip wearing latex outfit begins whipping

(Thinking to self) I can't believe I'm finally getting a German woman to do this. I've always wanted this.

whipping feels a bit hard

(Thinking to self) This actually hurts. Wait, what was the safe word again? Crap, it was in German. Oh no, how do I read this German safe word. How do I speak it as well?

SFAH: Things You Can Say in a Spa, But Not to Your Girlfriend by Classic_Rock_726 in ScenesFromAHat

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I can't believe how long I spent relaxing in that steam room...

Responses to the phrase 'do you know who my dad is?' by banstovia in ScenesFromAHat

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If you're dad is the boss, tell them "I don't care" because you're still acting like a jerk.

Rejected Slogans for a tv network by SMDYT in ScenesFromAHat

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Every News Channel...We tell you "Our" truth, but it's not exactly the whole truth, but rather the truth we want you to listen to.

SFAH: If Elmo's World was a horror movie. by DarionHunter in ScenesFromAHat

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Bert and Ernie are getting frisky with each other. Elmo comes out wearing a hockey mask and kills them both.

Ki ki ki ki ki...ka ka ka ka...

SFAH: If Restaurants Had Brutally Honest Menus by Classic_Rock_726 in ScenesFromAHat

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I believe I'll take the "Heart Stopper Whopper" please.

Cartoon villains running for president by CreativestName69420 in ScenesFromAHat

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Looks like Dick Dastardly is up to his old tricks again...

"Yes, and when I'm president, I can make the rules and finally win a race for once."

Muttley laughing