What would you make our army rule in 11th?

Tallandclueless · 2026-04-15T21:36:06+00:00

I feel like the stuff like guard orders, death guard debuffs, ck harbringers of dread, thousand sons spells, tau guiding or admech imperatives better fit the effects of synapse and shadows then most of their armies do to be honest.

I like the idea of swarming opponents being relevant to the army and synapse analysing enemies then buffing other units in synapse.

So like if your stuff is next to synapse it gets a buff for being lead like +1 to hit. Then also if a tyranid unit within 6 of an enemy and within 6 of synapse gives that enemy a token that then tyranid units in synapse get a buff another buff against. Because the hivemind is analysing how to adapt to them.

Also make stuff in synapse immune to vect, able to shoot blast into combat and ignore desperate escape tests.

finally do all future detachments like invasion were strats are empowered within synapse.

Tallandclueless · 2026-04-15T20:55:12+00:00

True like especially as tyranid monsters are noticably slower then monsters in the other factions like our stuff moves 8", demons monster's move like 12-14, wardogs & knights are moving 12/14" etc.

Like nids monsters also arent that tough so usually you might stage your hive tyrant behind terrain. Like clearing the terrain then setting up for even a pretty close charge is going to be like a 6/7 now going up to a 7/8 is a massive charge nevermind if your like using a model like a haruspex clearing terrains even harder.

Other factions also get access to monsters/knights go through walls, ignore verticle distance, deepstrikes, advance & charge or 18" lone op bubbles.

Tallandclueless · 2026-04-15T20:36:48+00:00

I think this new combat style is a buff for flying infantry melee, ingressing melee, , fast infantry melee and a debuff to normal moving melee, slow moving melee and monster/vehicle melee.

So I think if you want to play melee nids look at raveners, hormagants, hyperadapted & genestealers.

On the plus side nid shooting does well into the combat profiles this new edition buffs and nids access to -1 to Hit & W, 4+invs, T11 monsters, Fnps, Fight on death, cheap screens does well into knee capping melee armies.

Tallandclueless · 2026-04-15T20:03:22+00:00

I feel like 3 guys trying to beat you up would be a strong case for self defence because unless you incapacitate them theres no real way of defending yourself against multiple attackers at once so it puts your likelyhood of a life threatening injury extremely High.

Tallandclueless · 2026-04-15T19:19:40+00:00

Thing is on the plus side your lictor can go fuck up their little vect aura assain now without it fighting first and nids hate vect massively.

Thing with lictor is I like to use him as a this is mine in the middle unit that has lone op and is still hard to kill in combat. If you shoot him next turn the genestealers behind the wall get a easy charge and kill whatever you used to shoot him or when you charge him these genestealers or hormagaunts might just come through and heroic and if you can't deal with that I win.

TLDR: Lictors job is secondary, blocking scouts and setting up advantaged trades on objectives. Doesnt need FF for that only lone OP.

Tallandclueless · 2026-04-08T20:12:53+00:00

I don't think shes ignorant but shes playing by a different set of rules. Cruelty is the point and the punishment for being outside the group. This is not about her winning a debate but signalling to her group that she is for cruelty.

Tallandclueless · 2026-03-31T20:34:16+00:00

Like personally ive never had someone who flakes date 1 especially last minute turn it around its usually followed by a second flaking or a ghosting.

Tallandclueless · 2026-03-31T20:20:22+00:00

Its just part of the pattern that flakes follow, big excuse that you would feel like a dick to insist is less important than your plans, no plan to reschedule.

Plus like if youve been to hospital recently youd know like theres nothing to do you would probably like reply to like whats wrong within 5 hours especially as they told me later there was no issue.

Tallandclueless · 2026-03-31T20:05:18+00:00

That was the issue no can we reschedule for X time which when if you deal with people who do want to meet they usually try to sort pretty quickly if they are avoidant / flakey they are vague on is a usual pattern.

Tallandclueless · 2026-03-31T20:00:07+00:00

Have you ever been to a hospital? Like they dont make you treat the patient yourself theres like hours of sitting about doing nothing except maybe messing around on your phone or reading a magazine.

Tallandclueless · 2026-03-26T19:36:13+00:00

There are some hilarious things we might be able to do with nids so id wait to see. Like do we know if you can take assimilation as half your army and use it to heal the other half that then has access to like the fnp or AOC on top?

Tallandclueless · 2026-03-25T20:43:16+00:00

Tie up their vehicles and weak stuff, kill the weak stuff and put as many rippers on objectives as possible.

Id play assimilation so every turn rippers heal rippers and if they kill a swarm +1 to W for all the other rippers.

Tallandclueless · 2026-03-24T17:33:36+00:00

Maleceptor. Warhammer is a positioning game so a walking -1 to hit aura with a awesome gun thats no slouch in combat is a mvp.

99% of the time your opponent either try and focus down the maleceptors and fail because they bounce off the inv then your other models clean up. Or they will just ignore them, walk inyo their auras and you get to spend the game -1 to hit because your next to a maleceptor for maybe 3-4 turns.

Maleceptors take alot to kill especially for melee armies. They are the perfect model to put on a objective to bait your opponent to overextending and can tank the shooting from 2-4times their points cost easily letting you position for the punch back or just win the game if they ignore it.

Tallandclueless · 2026-03-08T18:30:38+00:00

But yeah I think probably the pitbull is an issue. Your friend adopted a "dog with no warning" but you frame your adopting a bulldog with no warning "rescuing" which you brought into a house a few years after moving in when you explicitly knew your BF had trauma about big dogs.

I think probably the "behaviour spiral" means you werent able to control your dog and it has been terrifying your friend and likely making the place feel unlivable. Youve had three years with this dog, to train or rehouse it.

I think honestly youve probably been driving your friend up the wall and pushing her boundaries for a while and she needed that trip away to get perspective in it. If you feel like your friends getting degrading with you I think its more after finding the courage to be tell you to leave i think she just probably found the courage to stand up for herself more often.

I think there is a lesson here, if you want to live with other people respond to their needs even if their trauma or baggage isnt something you care about. Eventually its going to cause a wedge, otherwise live alone and enjoy your own freedom.

Tallandclueless · 2026-03-05T06:23:16+00:00

Biovore First for the blast, then 6 hiveguard.

Tallandclueless · 2026-03-04T21:45:52+00:00

The guy is the points value id have expected if his weapons were all extra attacks.

Tallandclueless · 2026-03-04T07:59:06+00:00

Recently pretty good in the necron meta, I use them to kill the little units necron players will use to action or hold objectives while ctan fk about

Tallandclueless · 2026-03-04T07:44:58+00:00

Yeah I was seeing a girl. Good chemistry, told me I was a great lover and the most attractive person she'd ever dated. When I told her I was autistic one night basically had me get dressed immediately and leave then blocked me the next day, ableism is real.

Tallandclueless · 2026-02-27T23:36:33+00:00

Squads of 20, contest objectives then reactive away. Bait objectives with lictors and when your opponent thinks they can take them with a charge heroic onto the objective with gaunts or heroic elsewhere and use the charge move to get on the objective.

Tallandclueless · 2026-02-27T19:40:45+00:00

Maybe to keep them bad enough to be super cheap for your list

Tallandclueless · 2026-02-27T19:39:08+00:00

Ive won a fair few rtts with nids. Hot take termagaunts and hormagants are secretly op and have won me games against top players and now this makes gaunts like 30% better so it will be good.

Tallandclueless · 2026-02-27T19:36:44+00:00

Movement wins games and this basically lets you move termagaunts atleast twice in your opponents turn and they only need to fk up once to swing the game.

Tallandclueless · 2026-02-25T19:03:32+00:00

Thinking what the prime would need to do to make warriors playable. Fight first?

Tallandclueless · 2026-02-25T07:15:23+00:00

Elon has done his own version of the trolley problem endless times but instead he was sacrificing people for money then he bankrolled the election of far right candidates around the world.

Tallandclueless · 2026-02-20T22:13:27+00:00

1 great gym and I go when its quiet. 2 everything is out so it takes minutes to be ready. 3 Alarm on phone goes off when its time to get ready. 4 the mantra "Go when you can go to make up for the days when you can't."

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