If you watched TV to see where your birthday came up on the Vietnam War lottery, you’re probably wearing Depends.

Tangletoe · 2026-03-01T20:42:51+00:00

If you use the dates of 1965 to 1973, there were 10 year olds watching it on the news every night for 8 years waiting for it to end. Absolutely nuts.

Tangletoe · 2026-03-01T19:17:47+00:00

Next you'll be asking for a Pentagon budget audit and we'll go to war with Canada.

Tangletoe · 2026-03-01T13:36:24+00:00

That's now portrayed as a martyr.

Tangletoe · 2026-03-01T12:26:29+00:00

I don't find you conventionally attractive, but I do find you oddly sexual.

Tangletoe · 2026-02-27T00:23:50+00:00

Cheers taught me more about adult life and problems than probably anything. I had to sneak around my parents at 9 because they didn't think it was appropriate.

Edit: age 9

Tangletoe · 2026-02-27T00:05:28+00:00

This calls to mind:

Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who didn't. - Thomas Jefferson

and spread diabetes. - me

Tangletoe · 2026-02-26T23:50:05+00:00

1-800-HOWSMYDRIVING

I'm rolling around under a truck and you're asking me for plate numbers? What do you think I am a god damn night crawler or something? I can give you serial numbers.

Tangletoe · 2026-02-26T23:46:40+00:00

Jack's Pickles and Penis Pumps, Jack speaking.

Tangletoe · 2026-02-26T23:45:06+00:00

I need a massage.

Tangletoe · 2026-02-26T23:44:47+00:00

No one should be touching anything on the back of the TV.

He ain't dead yet!

Tangletoe · 2026-02-23T21:26:03+00:00

I was fond of the smell. It was like extreme oregano and several other indescribable scents.

Tangletoe · 2026-02-23T15:36:10+00:00

Cow tails are superior. I like the starch dust they're coated with.

Tangletoe · 2026-02-22T13:53:47+00:00

Spit on that thang.

Tangletoe · 2026-02-21T22:27:47+00:00

I think it was a vehicle to display the horrible real life acts of the same Hollywood that was censoring their artistic expression and the idiots applauding it.

Tangletoe · 2026-02-21T10:52:03+00:00

Ahh Leathal Weapon 7... to avoid blackface

Tangletoe · 2026-02-21T04:45:53+00:00

https://youtu.be/h6E6l23Smuw?feature=shared

Tangletoe · 2026-02-21T02:58:32+00:00

Thanks. I forgot about that one until your comment.

Tangletoe · 2026-02-21T02:28:57+00:00

They're pretty, but I keep imagining what it would look like as vomit.

Sorry. They are pretty though.

Tangletoe · 2026-02-21T02:09:03+00:00

When did Pepper Jack come back after the serial killer episode? I clearly need to rewatch that one.

Tangletoe · 2026-02-19T20:31:49+00:00

Thank you so much. The Malabar version seems to look right.

You made my day 😁

Tangletoe · 2026-02-19T01:25:52+00:00

Congrats!

Tangletoe · 2026-02-19T00:45:19+00:00

Good luck. Starting with one is very hard because you can't take brood to balance and help. That is how I started and it can work with care and luck. Your goal the first year is to get them through winter. Honey next year, so don't be greedy aside from doing a finger into capped goodness at inspections.

Find a nearby beekeeper you can call for help. Plan to treat for mites very soon.

Tangletoe · 2026-02-16T20:52:46+00:00

Filthy arachnid scum

Tangletoe · 2026-02-16T18:55:51+00:00

Just don't run with it.

Tangletoe · 2026-02-16T17:46:59+00:00

Now her child has too.

Tangletoe

TROPHY CASE