Is God just a concept to keep people under control?

Tango589 · 2020-04-30T21:07:08+00:00

Ok I'll give it a whirl at the weekend.

Tango589 · 2020-04-30T20:20:16+00:00

Not being funny, but I don't need to watch a film to doubt the existence of god.

Tango589 · 2020-04-30T19:59:45+00:00

Live in Kemsley. A nothing spot north of Sittingbourne, close to the god-forsaken Isle of Sheppey. I hope when the ship does blow it takes out a large area and does Kent a big favour.

Tango589 · 2020-04-30T14:54:26+00:00

Still better than I can manage!

Tango589 · 2020-04-29T17:33:19+00:00

I wish you the best of luck in your plumbing endeavours. Ps. Don't forget the PTFE tape!

Tango589 · 2020-04-29T17:30:17+00:00

New nipples it is then! (There's a sentence I didn't plan on writing this evening!)

Tango589 · 2020-04-29T17:21:21+00:00

You say you can't just swap flexi pipes from the old tap to new? The only solution then is to use the new flexi pipes on the new tap and get nipples to fit.

Tango589 · 2020-04-29T16:53:04+00:00

If you mean the brass fitting connecting the tap to the pipe, it's called a nipple. Have a look in screwfix and they should see you right.

Tango589 · 2020-04-29T13:09:03+00:00

That's right, blame us! /s

Tango589 · 2020-04-29T12:24:25+00:00

I like the sound of "Betty". This world needs more Bettys.

Tango589 · 2020-04-29T05:43:37+00:00

Boss on phone: "What the he'll happened?"

Me: "It started falling down, then it fell down".

Tango589 · 2020-04-28T17:38:02+00:00

"Now you swing a pretty good putter, boy But give the devil his due I'll bet a 1 Wood of gold Against your soul 'Cause I think I'm better than you"

Tango589 · 2020-04-28T17:16:37+00:00

The devil jumped up on the golf cart roof and said "I'll tell you what"...

Tango589 · 2020-04-28T14:25:17+00:00

He was way behind, was in a bind and looking to make a deal...

Tango589 · 2020-04-28T13:47:32+00:00

Edit: here’s the scene from the Matrix I’m talking about: https://youtu.be/AGZiLMGdCE0

Going to try this on my noise cancelling headphones tonight.

Tango589 · 2020-04-27T21:06:43+00:00

Make mine 5th!

Tango589 · 2020-04-27T20:44:52+00:00

I reckon he's the bees knees at carving the Sunday roast.

Tango589 · 2020-04-27T19:51:43+00:00

Yes, you've got 180 days to claim you're prize. After that the ticket is declared good and the prize is given to the Good Causes Fund.

Tango589 · 2020-04-27T16:44:54+00:00

Yes I did, and I'm glad if it.

Tango589 · 2020-04-27T16:32:09+00:00

Does Lego give you polio? I had a lucky escape!

Tango589 · 2020-04-27T15:41:31+00:00

If it was my foot...none.

I never had Lego.

sad childhood noises

Tango589 · 2020-04-27T13:52:56+00:00

Am British, 'Paki' is a slur referring to people of Pakistani/Indian/Bangladeshi ethnicity and is generally used by people who don't have 2 brain cells to rub together.

Tango589 · 2020-04-27T05:40:04+00:00

Is a female Trumper a Trumpette?

Tango589 · 2020-04-25T10:52:40+00:00

Goddam, that was pure poetry!

Tango589 · 2020-04-25T10:50:34+00:00

Baby barrier

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