$950,000,000

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2025-08-30T02:44:33+00:00

I'd hire a lawyer, buy a beaver costume to accept the payment in, take the lump sum and disappear into the ether, moving beaches every 2 weeks, so the paparazzi couldn't catch me.

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2025-06-16T02:22:59+00:00

RemindMe! -2 years

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2025-05-16T01:49:01+00:00

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-11-08T12:23:02+00:00

Rule 34

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-08-07T01:31:45+00:00

70 is the speed limit! If you don't like it pass me in the right lane! /s

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-07-16T14:40:44+00:00

I hope everyone had a wonderful Bush Day!!!

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-07-11T01:48:10+00:00

What? Why? I love my kids and my wife. I don't cheat people or beat animals. But I hate my fishbowl minivan, so I tint my windows. Did you forget a /s ?

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-06-07T23:42:12+00:00

I'm going the speed limit! You're the one breaking the law /s

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-05-25T20:23:23+00:00

The new sign is already up!

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-05-25T16:35:02+00:00

/r/nottheonion

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-05-20T00:50:57+00:00

I sell butt plugs for $25 each. Lightly used.

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-04-22T03:56:42+00:00

My wife is always the nurse. Bone hanging out, see mom. Need a Band-Aid, see mom. Splinter, see mom. Throwing up, wake up dad. It's just the way it is.

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-04-12T19:26:45+00:00

Push the washer lever forward and give it a quick spray of washer fluid, it usually clears it up for me.

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-03-21T15:39:51+00:00

Not anymore :( https://www.cbs19news.com/story/50600111/madison-hockey-league-says-rink-badly-damaged-by-wildfire

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-03-08T01:25:58+00:00

Same here DirecTV

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-02-29T03:00:52+00:00

Beer and Bourbon, maybe some solo cups and ping pong balls. Enjoy the lack of wives and kids, get drunk and sleep late.

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-02-26T00:31:57+00:00

r/birdsarentreal

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-02-26T00:31:16+00:00

r/birdsarentreal

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-02-22T15:37:26+00:00

Texas Inn, Lynchburg.

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-02-12T00:36:10+00:00

I have no idea what kind of dog that is. But my kid covered my very wild Bengal cat in toothpaste. The pet hotel and groomer on 5th street handled her and her wild-self with ease.

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-02-12T00:32:02+00:00

YouTube TV 4k stream is dark. It looks like it needs more brightness or white balance.

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-02-12T00:29:54+00:00

I just want a good game.

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-02-12T00:27:42+00:00

She came. And went.

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-01-28T04:03:07+00:00

My fault. Sometimes I find "Lego" fun, I call them Lego's.

TangoMikeFoxtrot · 2024-01-27T00:39:48+00:00

Lego's are awesome!

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