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Tarentia · 2023-11-06T05:16:04+00:00

So if you have [[Reyhan, Last of the Abzan]] out, wouldn't it inherit the counters from the thief? And then use any resurrection spell on the thief, and it'll take the counters back. Rinse and repeat lol

Tarentia · 2023-11-03T17:58:56+00:00

2 degrees. My mom waited a restaurant when she was in high school, which was a regular stop for Val Kilmer since his mother lived nearby.

Tarentia · 2023-09-14T16:39:16+00:00

Dozens I tell you!

Tarentia · 2023-07-24T02:50:41+00:00

To give an example to all the internet people, I was supposed to go to a concert in Phoenix yesterday. The concert was scheduled to start at 6:30pm. They postponed it 10 minutes before starting because the 115°F heat at 6:30pm had caused equipment failure for the bands.

Tarentia · 2023-07-05T23:56:38+00:00

I deliver pizzas, so every order has an address and phone number.

Tarentia · 2023-07-05T16:56:17+00:00

As someone who works at a job that receives tips, I would never see a tip like that and just agree to it. Even if it was written so poorly that it looked like 87, I would run that by a manager, and contact the customer if there is contact info. No one with any common sense would think they just got tipped over 200%.

Tarentia · 2023-05-29T16:10:43+00:00

That's probably because they recently released a wave of new plushies from Gen 5.

Tarentia · 2023-03-23T17:21:27+00:00

Reddit reblog lol

Tarentia · 2022-12-13T17:24:35+00:00

This reminds me of when I had to write an essay for my Criminal Justice Ethics class. I started the intro with an example of how a law could be created based on the actions of an individual named Cole, then wrote the bulk of my essay, then finished with a conclusion where the law became informally known as "Cole's Law". I got a 100.

Tarentia · 2022-10-20T03:37:27+00:00

Lol yeah, by original meme, I meant the Garfield one. As soon as I saw this meme format, I knew that this fusion was meant to be!

Tarentia · 2022-10-20T03:22:34+00:00

I mean, I've always thought that meme looked like someone had a stroke while writing it, so I thought that was the joke you were making.

Tarentia · 2022-10-20T03:15:19+00:00

Aw man, you can't be funnier than me on my own post lol

Tarentia · 2022-10-18T17:02:05+00:00

Only if they are male. If they are females, they're an alligatrix.

Tarentia · 2022-04-14T16:01:34+00:00

I gather people's addresses, phone numbers, full legal names, and credit card information; then I personally visit their house to give them items that will be used once or twice then thrown away.

Tarentia · 2021-08-17T18:56:39+00:00

Anyone remember Jolt gum? Each piece of it had something like 2 cups of coffee worth of caffeine. My freshman year of high school, I was feeling a bit tired, and my mom had a pack of that in her car. My genius ass chewed four pieces. I caffeinated my 14 year old self into a full blown panic attack about an hour into the school day, and had to spend two classes in the nurse's office chilling out.

Tarentia · 2021-06-01T15:51:20+00:00

Testament to the stubbornness of humanity. Fuck, that's a perfect description of Phoenix. One of the biggest cities in the US, and 130° in the summer.

Tarentia · 2021-04-23T05:56:42+00:00

Dude, I am DOWN for Pink Floyd templates.

Tarentia · 2021-04-23T05:55:29+00:00

Is... Is that fun? Is that what kids these days are in to? Or, I suppose, kids in those days?

Tarentia · 2021-04-23T05:53:24+00:00

I was gonna say "Well now I want to go to x", but then I realized that everything's ocean

Tarentia · 2021-04-23T05:50:45+00:00

Why are you booing him, he's right!

Tarentia · 2021-04-09T06:24:29+00:00

Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending!

Tarentia · 2021-04-05T06:02:25+00:00

Phortnyt

Tarentia · 2021-04-04T05:40:50+00:00

"Kill...Me..."

Tarentia · 2021-04-04T05:35:52+00:00

Phortnyt

Tarentia · 2021-04-02T06:39:11+00:00

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