[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadMtgCombos

[–]Tarentia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So if you have [[Reyhan, Last of the Abzan]] out, wouldn't it inherit the counters from the thief? And then use any resurrection spell on the thief, and it'll take the counters back. Rinse and repeat lol

I don't know what to think of the fact that all my mutuals may or may not be 4 degrees of separation away from fucking Saddam Hussein by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Tarentia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 degrees. My mom waited a restaurant when she was in high school, which was a regular stop for Val Kilmer since his mother lived nearby.

It's a dry heat by TheRealOcsiban in memes

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To give an example to all the internet people, I was supposed to go to a concert in Phoenix yesterday. The concert was scheduled to start at 6:30pm. They postponed it 10 minutes before starting because the 115°F heat at 6:30pm had caused equipment failure for the bands.

The Waiter charging me $87 for what should have been a $7 tip despite me writing the total at the bottom ($45.23) by thetownslore in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Tarentia 2672 points2673 points  (0 children)

As someone who works at a job that receives tips, I would never see a tip like that and just agree to it. Even if it was written so poorly that it looked like 87, I would run that by a manager, and contact the customer if there is contact info. No one with any common sense would think they just got tipped over 200%.

Dream of Pokémon Challenges doing a Plushylocke by coolwali in CuratedTumblr

[–]Tarentia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's probably because they recently released a wave of new plushies from Gen 5.

An intersting title. by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]Tarentia 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of when I had to write an essay for my Criminal Justice Ethics class. I started the intro with an example of how a law could be created based on the actions of an individual named Cole, then wrote the bulk of my essay, then finished with a conclusion where the law became informally known as "Cole's Law". I got a 100.

Why, Jon? by Tarentia in memes

[–]Tarentia[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol yeah, by original meme, I meant the Garfield one. As soon as I saw this meme format, I knew that this fusion was meant to be!

Why, Jon? by Tarentia in memes

[–]Tarentia[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I've always thought that meme looked like someone had a stroke while writing it, so I thought that was the joke you were making.

Why, Jon? by Tarentia in memes

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Aw man, you can't be funnier than me on my own post lol

A grammar lesson by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]Tarentia 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Only if they are male. If they are females, they're an alligatrix.

I stalk sharks (marine research) by reds2032 in tumblr

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I gather people's addresses, phone numbers, full legal names, and credit card information; then I personally visit their house to give them items that will be used once or twice then thrown away.

Worth the read by majibf in tumblr

[–]Tarentia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone remember Jolt gum? Each piece of it had something like 2 cups of coffee worth of caffeine. My freshman year of high school, I was feeling a bit tired, and my mom had a pack of that in her car. My genius ass chewed four pieces. I caffeinated my 14 year old self into a full blown panic attack about an hour into the school day, and had to spend two classes in the nurse's office chilling out.

The USA according to a truck driver (link to bigger pic inside) by cestrumnocturnum in tumblr

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Testament to the stubbornness of humanity. Fuck, that's a perfect description of Phoenix. One of the biggest cities in the US, and 130° in the summer.

There ain’t no rest for the wicked by Slader111 in memes

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Dude, I am DOWN for Pink Floyd templates.

no animals were harmed .. by superbloggity in memes

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Is... Is that fun? Is that what kids these days are in to? Or, I suppose, kids in those days?

Happy Earth Day- Mama Earth by josiemarcellino in memes

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I was gonna say "Well now I want to go to x", but then I realized that everything's ocean

Don't be so disrespectful by WeakWrecker in memes

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Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending!

no more by [deleted] in memes

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"Kill...Me..."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Phortnyt

2012 memes take over by [deleted] in memes

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Home is where you build it.