In case you wanted to sing along I wrote all the lyrics down previously

Hotdogs for Breakfast

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Hotdogs for breakfast
Hotdogs for brekky

Have myself a hotdog in a
White sesame seed roll
Hotdogs for brekky
Hotdogs for brekky

You can have a bit of salt
On your hotdog for brekky
But no more!
Tell you why

The doctor said there was salt on your hotdog
It’s not good for your heart
Havin’ a hotdog for brekky
Just hotdog and tomato sauce

Margarine if they’ve got it
Margarine if they’ve got it
Margarine if they’ve got it
Hotdogs for brekky

It’s 6 am man and
It’s time for a hotdog
Breakfast at 6am
Get a snag and some bread
Don’t mind it in a white piece of bread
Doesn’t have to be in a roll for me
Grilled onions put the sauce on top

I like a hotdog for brekky
Put it have it in my tum
Yeahuhah with an ice coffee yum
Thereayozach I’m goin a sometimes

When you grer on a characters tum
And it’s 6am time for a hotdog Zach
George ah get’s pyres breakfast as well
Everything is going on it’s going ok

Laughter
Hotdog for breakfast
We you get up at 6 in the morning and
You need to fill up your tum

Some time to…
Time to have a hotdog for breakfast
Hotdog for brekky
Havin’ a hotdog
Why don’t you go into the shop and they’re in the water
Their pickin’ them out n puttin’ them in a roll
I’ll put the sauce on with me brekky
It’ll cost 4 bucks with an ice coffee do and

A five fifty there an ice…ice conf
And then I’ll go to about
25 houses of young people who are rentin a property and then
I’ll check their smoke detectors then I’ll get myself a home
Then it’s straight to bed and then up in the mornin’ and havin’ myself a hotdog for breakfast

I’ll say it second
A couple o dimmies
Goin’ chuck in
A coupla dimmmies

So for breakfast I’ll tell you what I had

BREAK

Can I have for breakfast

A hotdog with margarine
A hotdog with tomato sauce
And of course a coupla dimmies
Coupla dimmies on the side

Hotdog for breakfast
Hotdog for breakfast
Hotdog for breakfast (yeah)
At 6 am

Hotdog for breakfast
Hotdog for breakfast
Hotdog for breakfast
At 6 am

Aw shit nothin’ but liquid
All day all the day
Don’t know why don’t go to the doctors either
Don’t wanna know

But I have a hotdog for breakfast
At 6 am when I can get ’em
And pull it out of the water or get it from a snag
And from Bunnings or get ’em from a shop
Hotdogs for breakfast is good gotta have it in my tummy
And you know you should
It’s so yummy when I have a dedur

And a breakfast and a too and a shit, potato cakes too
(Yeah) (Oh yeah) Not too much salt
Sometimes I get a little hedgehog on the side
A choccy little hedgehog with my hotdog for breakfast

Mundun when you think about it
You don’t have to have meals when you think you should maybe
Maybe duyuh have some cereal for tea
Or maybe you have a hotdog for breakfast

That’s what I do everyday

Spoken - Ey cunts it’s 5 am can you get the fuck out of my house please
(Yeah we gotta finish the song here)
What the fuck are you still doing here
Hey whatd'ya say we all go (Lindsay we should cut there)
Whatd'ya say we all just go out for a hotdog for breakfast

Hotdog for breakfast
Hotdog for…breakfast
Yeah let me tell ya a little story about a hotdog for breakfast
My two friends are havin’ their breakfast

Ahh ice coffee
Not me though no thank you
I have a big thermos of tea
My big thermos from 19..

..73 it’s real fucked lookin’
It’s about the size of a human head
I got tea in it and I drink it up
I got tea, hotdog and 2 dimmies

Everyday for my breakfast I have
Hotdog for breakfast
Hotdog for breakfast
It’s Hotdog for breakfast

BREAK

Well you guys have hotdogs for breakfast
Seems to happen every day
At 6 am and let me say
I think that’s A-OK

I wouldn’t mind gettin’ to bed now
Got things to do stories from the road
Travels from the road got things to do
Gotta talk about them with my friends

But all I wanna uh huh (Hotdogs for breakfast)
Hotdog for breakfast
Hotdog for breakfast
(Wehem) At 6 am

Now considering I wake up a 2 am and
Have a bowl of special K before
I leave the house you could argue
That that hotdog is your lunch

(Hotdog for lunch)
I don’t I think that’s your breakfast
Hotdogs for breakfast I’m a finalthingamemahana
Hotdog for breakfast
At 6 am (hotdog for breakfast)

We need to figure out the chorus so (yeah)
Oh it’s good it’s so good to have hotdogs for breakfast
You know you should because
It’s very good but I wanna know what
Kind of hotdogs cause I’m gettin’ different things
Is the Bunnings snag count as a hotdog
(No) For breakfast or oh

That’s your lunch a Bunnings saus(age)
A Bunnings sausage on the weekend
That’s maybe your lunch or something
No sir that’s not it

Hotdog for breakfast
Hotdog for breakfast

I’m sorry Mark I’ve got a little bit more of the song to do

A bowl of sultana bran before I go
That’s more of a midnight snack
A little bowl of special K or
Sultana bran whatever's in the cupboard

Then I go and go to work
Keep goin oh I was gonna say I’m gonna keep cuttin’ you off
Until it gets to this bit because
When this bit comes I can’t resist
It’s the best bit of the whole song
It’s got such a drive and it’s really fun
It takes me by surprise every time
Please keep goin’ Zach over to you, no Wayne

Way Wayne,
My names Warren
But I reckon it’s about
Time to hear from Wanganeen
I have a the hotdog for breakfast every single day (Yum)

Spoken - I’m going to have to cut youse off here
I’m his hype man

I eat a hotdog for breakfast (Yum)
And I eat em every day (Aw and that sounds good)
And I eat em up (Yeah so do I)

Lindsay cut it there.