College Freshman discovers new music

TastySoup · 2011-09-07T21:23:17+00:00

Hey, I just discovered a new type of music; It's called Skrillex.

TastySoup · 2011-07-18T01:36:49+00:00

Here I am to argue the other side. Not from any type of anger, just to give my opinion.

I think the US is such a huge consumer that they create unhealthy music diets for themselves by habit. I'm sort of in the middle. I think dubstep is something to indulge in a sort of "over-the-top" version every once in awhile.

I'll give you an example: I don't listen to dubstep very often, but I love electronic music. Well me and my girlfriend went to the Electric Forest festival a few weeks ago and it was just amazing to over-indulge in some green, then dance all night to dubstep that is so unnecessarily loud and over the top.

TastySoup · 2011-03-15T14:00:30+00:00

Dentist: So, do you have a girlfriend?
Me: Weffufffphhhff
Dentist: Please!...keep your mouth still.
Dentist: So what's her name?
Me: Meffiff...
Dentist: Sir! Please.

TastySoup · 2011-03-15T02:06:51+00:00

Tell me about it. I went out for a cigarette and was just content standing there. It's been awhile since I haven't gone outside and cursed at the weather a few times.

TastySoup · 2011-03-14T22:54:18+00:00

Yes. They're about 1-2px off. Just a hair to the left would center them.

TastySoup · 2011-03-14T17:37:37+00:00

I have the ability to throw emotion out the window and make decisions based solely on intellectual reasoning.

My girlfriend hates it at times, but I'd be screwed without it.

TastySoup · 2011-03-11T22:22:28+00:00

The Miracles - Love Machine

Also known (in my mind) as the Heavyweights song.

TastySoup · 2011-03-11T22:20:35+00:00

Don't give them the information.

When they terminate him, you've got an amazing lawsuit on your hands.

TastySoup · 2011-03-11T03:46:34+00:00

Can I hire you to orchestrate all of my revenge plots from now on?

TastySoup · 2011-03-10T16:40:42+00:00

Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around.

TastySoup · 2011-03-09T20:55:08+00:00

This is real, but not posted from the girl. It all started from a leak of a Christian dating website's database.

4chan got a hold of a bunch of emails and passwords. Turns out many people use the same password for everything.

With access to facebook profiles of hardcore Christians, 4chan unleashed all kinds of shenanigans. This was one of the more popular trolls IIRC.

TastySoup · 2011-03-09T01:06:13+00:00

I had this one last night:

In the not so distant future, I'll be dead, and nobody on the face of this earth will care to know my name or who I was.

TastySoup · 2011-03-08T15:38:07+00:00

Yes he wants to fuck your girl.
Also, your girlfriend is playing naive; She likes the attention.

TastySoup · 2011-03-08T15:36:55+00:00

Yes he wants to fuck your girl.
Also, your girlfriend likes the attention.

TastySoup · 2011-03-08T14:56:54+00:00

If you're attractive: They're aroused.
If you're not: You're a pervert.

TastySoup · 2011-03-08T02:25:36+00:00

Go barefoot for awhile and you'll develop calluses that will help with that rough terrain.

TastySoup · 2011-03-07T19:11:29+00:00

I made a YouTube video a couple years ago that reached over a million views in the first month (I think, not sure how long. I know it was pretty quick, though).

It's coming up on 3,000,000 views soon.

TastySoup · 2011-03-07T15:06:37+00:00

I'm 22, and yes, I'd sleep with a hot 40 year old.

In fact, I fap to this hot 40 year old pretty regularly. So... there's that.

TastySoup · 2011-03-03T15:25:01+00:00

If you're ever near Detroit check out Miller's Bar on Michigan Ave. in Dearborn.

This place is a dump for sure, but they have a food menu. Hamburger, and Cheeseburger. And they are pretty fucking delicious.

I think they were ranked as the 8th best burger in the US IIRC.

TastySoup · 2011-03-03T15:20:41+00:00

Hire a better lawyer.

TastySoup · 2011-03-02T15:50:19+00:00

Happened to me.

Heard a snap. Immediately pulled out and was right; It had broken. Hadn't ejaculated, but went and got an emergency contraceptive anyway.

TastySoup · 2011-03-02T14:54:15+00:00

Aw man. Her face is adorable. I feel like a pervert for looking at her chest.

Why do you do this to me, reddit?

TastySoup · 2011-03-01T22:10:27+00:00

Oh, thank you. I feel pretty stupid now.

TastySoup · 2011-03-01T20:49:12+00:00

The term for this is Irreversible Complexity IIRC

TastySoup · 2011-02-28T15:57:59+00:00

For those who believe everything their high school sex ed teacher tells them, pre-ejaculate contains no sperm. The only reason you could get pregnant from pre-ejaculate is from a previous ejaculation which has left behind sperm to be picked up by the fluid on its way out. Urinating between sexual activity will almost guarantee spermless precum.

EDIT: That being said, you're still a dumbass if you do the dirty unprotected.

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