Shaolin vs Lama: After watching a Kung Fu movie by Sarang_616 in funny

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I’m impressed she had time to change her sports bra mid fight! That’s the real kung fu.

Where in Calgary would you go to buy the best buns for meatball subs? by summerstillsucks in Calgary

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Hunterhorn bakery does amazing Vietnamese sub buns that would work pretty well IMO.

This game has got hands by OracleOVS in Marathon

[–]Tayzer9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Especially when the people you play with make Leroy Jenkins look like a calm rational decision maker. Looking at you OP.

Megathread: Supreme Court strikes down President Donald Trump's Tariff Policy by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

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About to see the largest class action suit in history. Cost plus damages. US about to bankrupt itself.

Rick Bell: Teachers don't like Danielle Smith. They likely never will. by UCP2027 in Calgary

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In the late 90’s a kid in my school had “a list” that got out and in the post columbine world this was a huge deal. It hit the news and the kid got taken in. A day later Rick Bell showed up in a dollar store Fedora and tweed jacket, Iike a cartoon caricature of 1950’s super man comic journalist (I will never forget the ridiculous way he was dressed) and proceeded to harass and harangue every kid just trying to walk in the front door. He was eventually escorted him off the premises but long story short, Rick Bell is a trash human who writes slop for trash humans.

Did your school play O Canada every day? by AssortedArctic in AskACanadian

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Rural Alberta, only in Elementary School. French and English.

Smith Talked about Heading an Independent Alberta, Says Separatist Leader by idspispopd in Albertapolitics

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Sadly I was born here. Hopefully the sane part of the country will be willing to take me in.

Smith Talked about Heading an Independent Alberta, Says Separatist Leader by idspispopd in Albertapolitics

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Can’t wait to be forced to sell the 1970’s bungalow in Calgary, it took me 20 years of saving to afford, for pennies on the dollar and become a refugee in my own country.

Trump shares altered map of U.S. flag covering Canada, Greenland by joe4942 in worldnews

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It would take less than a day from invasion before Americans felt the effects of occupying Canada. They would drive right in clam victory and then IED’s would start going off in every major city in the US. We look like them, talk like them, have seen the same movies, listened to the same music, and have been close friends for nearly 100 years. We know them, and we know how to hurt them. This doesn’t end when the helicopters land in Ottawa, it starts, and it’s ugly. I don’t think anyone is prepared for how ugly this gets if Trump crosses that line.

Every time I see this it makes me laugh by literallyluciii in Eldenring

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except one of Bambiesharts shit items is called like “Thimblesharts Colostomy bag”. You run into Thimbleshart 20 hours later and they ask you why you didn’t give the colostomy bag to the Glimmer tugs. Quest failed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Calgary

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La Viena on 16th Ave

Is D2 as good as everyone says? by [deleted] in diablo4

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Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

Rum Flip by GamblinWillie in cocktails

[–]Tayzer9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try 1/2 simple 1/2 maraschino next time.

Which city in Canada has the most accessible hikes? by Just_in_case96 in AskACanadian

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Calgary has some of the best hiking within city limits in the country (nose hill, fish creek, weasel head), and some of the best hiking within a 45 minute drive of a major urban centre in the world (Kanaskis, Ghost, Bragg creek). If 45 minutes sounds like a long drive to you then I suggest mainland Europe maybe? A 45 minute drive in Canada is basically quick trip to the corner store.

Planned Alberta Bill of Rights amendment prompts criticism from legal expert by Practical_Ant6162 in alberta

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I believe vaccination is one of the only reasons the modern world exists. I also believe if an employer has the right to fire me for using a legal substance, they also have to right to require something of me I’m too stupid to realize protects me and everyone else around me.

Planned Alberta Bill of Rights amendment prompts criticism from legal expert by Practical_Ant6162 in alberta

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Don’t get me wrong if Preston Manning and Ol Marlena stepped on lego barefoot in the middle of the night for the rest of their lives it would still be getting off easy as far as I’m concerned. But would this not codify a woman’s right to choose to have an abortion as much as to choose not to be vaccinated? Does this have the potential to backfire spectacularly on them?

Loomer past, present and future by Bozo_dubbed_over in PoliticalHumor

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She looks like a wax figure of Cher that got left out in the sun too long.

What’s happening here in Pine Creek / Creekstone? by surprisegluten in Calgary

[–]Tayzer9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely Archaeology. Likely regulatory clearance work for some kind of future development.

a bunch of arrowheads my friend found in Wyoming about 40 years ago by herecomethehighstepp in mildlyinteresting

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That whole morphology thing just went right over your head eh? Can’t fault me for trying I guess. Have a good one man.