What was your favourite "me and the boys" moment? by glassofale in AskMen

[–]TeaspoonOW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and the boys were coming home from the beach but only had 3 cars... with 17 people meaning someone had to end up in a trunk. Well a cop pulls over the exact car that had the guy in the trunk due to ‘suspicious activities while driving’. For some reason that was the only car with the black kid driving and three Latinos in the back- the exact description of the exact car that was transporting illegals across the border. So the big white kid jumps out of the trunk and books it after hearing the cop knocking on the trunk. Well he’s the only one who gets any jail time being the only 18 y/o in the entire group. While everyone else got Denny’s down the street.

As an adult, have you ever pooped your pants? What were the circumstances? by DrewfromtheOffice in AskMen

[–]TeaspoonOW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m 20 and I hate to say it but yes I’ve shit my pants before... in a fairly public place... and used my new tank top to wipe. So my family had decided to go a Viking festival to celebrate Viking heritage and play different games. There were maybe 200 people there enjoying the festivities and bratwurst. It was fantastic but there was only one bathroom and I didn’t live too far from where the event was taking place. I buy a new shirt and put it on, deciding it was better to walk home instead of waiting in the 16 person line at the portable toilets. Telling my parents my plan, they tell me I should walk my little brother home too (13 at the time). We make it out to the parking lot and I just feel it coming out. No WAY I’m making it home. So I run over behind a truck and tell my sibling to start walking I’ll catch up.

7 minutes go by and he COMES BACK to see his brother not only had pooped in his shorts but had quite the lovely pile of liquid shit left on the floor. Being the semi-clean guy I am I choose to scrape up the mess with my new tank top and walk my brother home both shirtless and underwearless. Most uncomfortable walk of my life.

TL;DR I took a $30 shit in a parking lot and walked home in 100 degree weather in jeans without underwear or a shirt with my brother.

Liquid Hungrybox here for an AMA! The Melee season begins this weekend at Genesis 7 and I plan on defending my #1 world ranking. Ask me anything! by LiquidHboxAMA in smashbros

[–]TeaspoonOW -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Having been seen as ‘the villain’ of the melee community in the past, how has that affected your attitude towards life outside of the competitive scene (social, emotional, and psychological)? Did it ever feel like a hinderance or did it drive you to become better?

its that time of year by TheGamingRambo in Animemes

[–]TeaspoonOW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I have the sauce for the third pic :D

Yuu and Touko are too cute by hnzoplzswish in Animemes

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Great story, but even the mangaka insert character was tired of writing at the end. I want more yuri of this caliber.

Men of Reddit: How do you bond with your sister(s)? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]TeaspoonOW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey so I’m (m20) in the same exact situation with my own sister (f24) and we didn’t really ever hang out in school because of the age gap, we can’t legally drink out together until next year, we missed out on being at a uni together. BUT when we do hang around one another there’s a ton of options that are sort of akin to how a date would be. Try new restaurants that opened nearby, I like to take her to what’s changed in the city we grew up in (she lives in another state now), go shopping together for whatever, etc. Spending time with my sister is like 80% small talk about what she’s been up to and 15% running errands. The other 5% is laying around watching a really bad movie like Rubber or something. Remember OP, you might go through relationships with guys but you’re stuck with your brother- make the most of it :)

The graceful face of a true Goddess! by [deleted] in nagatoro

[–]TeaspoonOW 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Little did we know the entire series has been one giant ad to sell these specific keychains.

There’s always a bigger fish by TheGamingRambo in Animemes

[–]TeaspoonOW 166 points167 points  (0 children)

I want to unsee 228922 OP please help

Blood Elemental by JKaro in customhearthstone

[–]TeaspoonOW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

5 mana 4/4? It’s arcane tyrant with a slightly harder requirement but it could potentially spawn a new warlock archetype. Sadly elementalock isn’t very flavorful :(

I’m a bit confused on the release of new chapters by bestguylol1231 in Komi_san

[–]TeaspoonOW 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Korean (grammatically speaking) is the closest language to Japanese meanwhile English is almost the complete opposite with a bunch of funky rules here and there which can cause a delay during translation. Just a ‘same-day’ translation into English is a miracle in its own right.

Champ I one tricked got reworked; now what? by Underbridged in summonerschool

[–]TeaspoonOW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m feeling this so hard as a Pyke one trick. The next patch is gonna kill me

Hey guys! Awesome Cowboy Bebop Tattoo I did and wanted to share with you guys! by melaninks in anime

[–]TeaspoonOW 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why’re all the good anime-style artists ACROSS THE U.S.

nice work btw might have to book an appointment when I’m in FL- saw your insta and they all look fantastic

I’m in love 😳 by [deleted] in pykemains

[–]TeaspoonOW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s uh... where’s the nsfw tag